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IT just VANISHED!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 07:30 PM
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Whatever needs all those socks from the washer/dryer must have gotten hungry!

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12/07/2012 07:36 PM
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you 're all brain damaged by all the plastic and shit in food - short term memory diruption and paranoiac delusions are classic symptoms.
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12/07/2012 07:38 PM

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you 're all brain damaged by all the plastic and shit in food - short term memory diruption and paranoiac delusions are classic symptoms.
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And you're not, right?
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

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12/07/2012 07:44 PM
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Are ther six chevrons around the dial on your microwave?
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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12/07/2012 07:45 PM
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Check the top drawer.
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12/07/2012 08:17 PM
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you 're all brain damaged by all the plastic and shit in food - short term memory diruption and paranoiac delusions are classic symptoms.
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And you're not, right?
 Quoting: natasha77


of course I am ! mutation is the way to go
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12/07/2012 08:24 PM
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Are you insane OP, is that your problem?
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12/07/2012 10:25 PM
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CERN
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12/07/2012 11:59 PM
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Went to the local buffet today for lunch. I had chicken--tasted like it had been brought in from South Africa and microwaved. Now I know exactly what happened.
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12/08/2012 12:07 AM

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All I know is I went to bed night before last and when I awoke I was EXHAUSTED! Legs were sore like I had been running a treadmill all night, I limped to walk! Very odd indeed since the only activity I done the few days prior was regular housework ... Nothing extra!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28319754


Thats crazy, have had the exact same thing twice in the last 7 days.
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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12/08/2012 12:08 AM

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All I know is I went to bed night before last and when I awoke I was EXHAUSTED! Legs were sore like I had been running a treadmill all night, I limped to walk! Very odd indeed since the only activity I done the few days prior was regular housework ... Nothing extra!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28319754


Thats crazy, have had the exact same thing twice in the last 7 days.
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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12/08/2012 12:11 AM
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Closed the door and opened it to check again? Yeah this story is bullshit.
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12/08/2012 12:14 AM
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"THE TRUTH"IS EVERYTHNG....

WHAT IS LEFT IS "THE LIE"...



"THE LIE" IS DECEPTION...

YOU HAVE EXPERANCED DECEPTION...

YOU ARE FAR FROM "THE TRUTH"...

YOU ARE CLOSE TO "THE DECEPTION"...

AS EVIDENCED BY "THE MISSING" MEAL!!!

THIS IS EVIDENCE OF IMPENDING DOOM...

GET BACK TO "THE TRUTH"...

ACCEPT "THE TRUTH"...

WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE...
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12/08/2012 12:16 AM
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Please try to stop contributing to space junk. There is enough crap out there already.
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12/08/2012 12:17 AM
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Nothing strange here. You live in SA and don't understand? It was the munts, bru.
They're quicker than fucking lightning...you should know that.
They're born with the ability to steal like you and I are born with the ability to see and breathe.
If they'd wanted to they could have cleaned out your home without you seeing it happen.
You're lucky they left the microwave...:-)
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12/08/2012 12:21 AM
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Similar thing happened to me. Mouse stopped working, batteries needed replacing. Took out the batteries, left mouse on desk. Went a few feet to place where I keep recharged replacements. Went back and mouse was gone! Left house for an hour or so. Came back and mouse was right where I had left it on the desk.
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12/08/2012 12:22 AM

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Does your house have a crawl space or closet where someone could be living in without you knowing it ?
Or how about a trap door in a closet leading to an attic or crawlspace ? Or a basement ?

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12/08/2012 12:25 AM
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At least your MW didn't process it as humans do and leave one big hot steamy Mr. Hankey.
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12/08/2012 12:27 AM
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Does your house have a crawl space or closet where someone could be living in without you knowing it ?
Or how about a trap door in a closet leading to an attic or crawlspace ? Or a basement ?

hiding
 Quoting: Lindalee


That's creepy. Wasn't there a movie with that storyline. Can't think of the name.
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12/08/2012 12:29 AM
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You have a demon in your home messing with you...really. It's dangerous too because they can escalate to do much worse things. You need to get rid of it. Go around your home saying I plea the blood of Jesus over everything, doors, windows, electronics roof, yard, everything. Do it frequently because they will try to come back. The veil is getting thinner and they are getting more aggressive.
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12/08/2012 12:36 AM
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Any ideas welcome, as I'm absolutely baffled. And here is my story:

I'm alone at home, working at computer. Feel hungry, go to the kitchen next room, get some chicken - leftover from yesterday's dinner, in a microwave-friendly plastic bowl. I put it into the microwave, set 3 min., go back to computer. Three minutes pass, the MW beeps (that's normal). I go back to the kitchen, and here the abnormality starts.
I open the MW - and it's totally empty! No meal, no bowl, nothing. Like a child, I close the door and open it again - hoping it reappears... I know, stupid. Still, the MW is empty. Just the distinctive flavour of my food in the oven, and some humidity in the air. Seems, the dish definitely was here and vanished perhaps on the very last moment.
I searched the kitchen, then other rooms. This happened two days ago. The meal or the bowl did not resurface this far. I don't know what else to say, I was alone at home, doors locked, bars on all windows (we are in South Africa). I don't smoke nor abuse any substances, no brain damages, no sunstrokes, never had a hallucination... everything else was very normal. I had to cook myself another food, luckily it did not disappear... :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29275497


Do you have someone that lives with you. Maybe they could clarify. Sorry if this was already asked.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

dapurps
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12/08/2012 01:01 AM
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Hey Op, you think that's wierd, you should here my story.

So i'm in my kitchen and I am trying to set the timer on my microwave for 3 minutes, and I hit cook instead by mistake...but theres nothing in the microwave...until I open there door...

Out of no where, in a microwave safe bowl that I don't own, is fully reheated chicken.

I mean, WTF???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


putin
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Hey Op, you think that's wierd, you should here my story.

So i'm in my kitchen and I am trying to set the timer on my microwave for 3 minutes, and I hit cook instead by mistake...but theres nothing in the microwave...until I open there door...

Out of no where, in a microwave safe bowl that I don't own, is fully reheated chicken.

I mean, WTF???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


putin
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12/08/2012 01:12 AM
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Hey Op, you think that's wierd, you should here my story.

So i'm in my kitchen and I am trying to set the timer on my microwave for 3 minutes, and I hit cook instead by mistake...but theres nothing in the microwave...until I open there door...

Out of no where, in a microwave safe bowl that I don't own, is fully reheated chicken.

I mean, WTF???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


1rof1
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12/08/2012 01:15 AM

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You have a demon in your home messing with you...really. It's dangerous too because they can escalate to do much worse things. You need to get rid of it. Go around your home saying I plea the blood of Jesus over everything, doors, windows, electronics roof, yard, everything. Do it frequently because they will try to come back. The veil is getting thinner and they are getting more aggressive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8640456


Even if that were true... I would think that would just piss them off by only doing that. Burning sage would help.

Still very odd, OP. Maybe try checking the fridge incase you've forgotten that you might've placed it back in there?
Not saying that it couldn't have disappeared since we are living in very strange times. Just a possibility.
"The human race. For such an intelligent lot you aren't half susceptible. Give anyone a chance to take control and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it. Easy life." - The Doctor
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12/08/2012 01:34 AM
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Any ideas welcome, as I'm absolutely baffled. And here is my story:

I'm alone at home, working at computer. Feel hungry, go to the kitchen next room, get some chicken - leftover from yesterday's dinner, in a microwave-friendly plastic bowl. I put it into the microwave, set 3 min., go back to computer. Three minutes pass, the MW beeps (that's normal). I go back to the kitchen, and here the abnormality starts.
I open the MW - and it's totally empty! No meal, no bowl, nothing. Like a child, I close the door and open it again - hoping it reappears... I know, stupid. Still, the MW is empty. Just the distinctive flavour of my food in the oven, and some humidity in the air. Seems, the dish definitely was here and vanished perhaps on the very last moment.
I searched the kitchen, then other rooms. This happened two days ago. The meal or the bowl did not resurface this far. I don't know what else to say, I was alone at home, doors locked, bars on all windows (we are in South Africa). I don't smoke nor abuse any substances, no brain damages, no sunstrokes, never had a hallucination... everything else was very normal. I had to cook myself another food, luckily it did not disappear... :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29275497


That's what you get for putting cotton candy and snow cones in yer microwave. Read the instructions.
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12/08/2012 01:44 AM
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Does your house have a crawl space or closet where someone could be living in without you knowing it ?
Or how about a trap door in a closet leading to an attic or crawlspace ? Or a basement ?

hiding
 Quoting: Lindalee


creepy damned
natasha77
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12/08/2012 04:04 AM

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Does your house have a crawl space or closet where someone could be living in without you knowing it ?
Or how about a trap door in a closet leading to an attic or crawlspace ? Or a basement ?

hiding
 Quoting: Lindalee


That's creepy. Wasn't there a movie with that storyline. Can't think of the name.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18966718


I think it was Twilight Zone
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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12/08/2012 04:23 AM
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might give the mortgage papers a run in the m/wave .
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12/08/2012 04:31 AM
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Seems your microwave is a portal to another dimension. I wonder if whatever lives there liked your left overs...

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