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What is the best way to get into North Korea?

 
Down Under Wonder
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12/07/2012 06:52 PM
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What is the best way to get into North Korea?
From South Korea somewhere, but has anyone done it?

Just interested in going there.

They only get about 200 visitors a year.
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 06:56 PM
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12/07/2012 06:56 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 07:00 PM
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Gangnam style!
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12/07/2012 07:00 PM
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Missle?
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 07:02 PM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
They will fuck your shit up, man.
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12/07/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
Once you derive the answer...tell anti-gun Bob Costas how to do it...apparently he likes Police States.
just waiting for the SHTF...been watching the USA go into the sewer for 52 years.tried to fight the gun grabbers, had some victories...tried to fight corrupt politicians as a delegate to the Republican party...found out it's all BS
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12/07/2012 07:10 PM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
From South Korea somewhere, but has anyone done it?

Just interested in going there.

They only get about 200 visitors a year.
 Quoting: Down Under Wonder 29257489


But 0 people ever return......mwahhahahahaa
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12/07/2012 07:21 PM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
From South Korea head North until shot.
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12/07/2012 07:23 PM

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i heard they have very good meth, top quality, will blow your mind lika a nuke
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
You can officially go as a tourist, but are only allowed in certain areas and have seceral guards present at all times
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 07:28 PM
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You mst first change your name to KIM
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12/07/2012 07:29 PM
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Banking route from China and Russia follows the rail lines, dontcha' know.
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12/07/2012 07:34 PM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
You'll never get in from the south, fly around to their northern border with china, you'll have ta bribe the chicom customs guys (SOP there)
Then you'll get in easy, make sure you say you want to pay your respects to fallen dear leader at his mausoleum, and be sure to buy a drab North Korean type suit before you go to the show. They are ALL straight up Batshit fucking crazy there, though I did get laid by a cute, but crazy North Korean gash, who knows there might be a little malnourished half round eye running around overs somewhere now!!!
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12/07/2012 07:36 PM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
You'll never get in from the south, fly around to their northern border with china, you'll have ta bribe the chicom customs guys (SOP there)
Then you'll get in easy, make sure you say you want to pay your respects to fallen dear leader at his mausoleum, and be sure to buy a drab North Korean type suit before you go to the show. They are ALL straight up Batshit fucking crazy there, though I did get laid by a cute, but crazy North Korean gash, who knows there might be a little malnourished half round eye running around overs somewhere now!!!
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This never happened.
Jackie Howe
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12/15/2012 04:58 AM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
You can officially go as a tourist, but are only allowed in certain areas and have seceral guards present at all times
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29298045


They wouldn't even know that iv been to North Korea (Unless they are monitoring this thread), you fly to Beijing, and meet some guides in a side alley, hand them your passport and you don't see that bad boy until you get back into China, get in the back of a van and onto Air Koryo at Beijing International Airport, 2 hours later your landing in Pyongyang into the armed guards at the airport getting padded down. its stealth as dude.

From an Aussie guy.
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 05:39 AM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
From South Korea somewhere, but has anyone done it?

Just interested in going there.

They only get about 200 visitors a year.
 Quoting: Down Under Wonder 29257489


Look at their official website.
they offer tours supposedly to most people.
Not south koreans.
These are supervised tours where you are shuttled around to see their monuments.
Anonymous Ward
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12/15/2012 05:46 AM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
From South Korea head North until shot.
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12/15/2012 05:49 AM

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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
From South Korea somewhere, but has anyone done it?

Just interested in going there.

They only get about 200 visitors a year.
 Quoting: Down Under Wonder 29257489


sunnynk So sorry, but we must keep our boarders tightly closed to stop the flood of desperate Westerners who would overwhelm our Workers Paradise.
Anonymous Coward
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12/15/2012 06:31 AM
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Re: What is the best way to get into North Korea?
WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TO NORTH KOREA?? Just stop paying your power bill and eat tiny bowl of rice a day.Its would be just like you are there!
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