CERN - The true cause for conCERN

Right in the middle of the party season, when all the French operators will be legless on Bordeaux wine and Belgian Liquor chocolates, just in time for the Beaujolais Nouveau season... they are going to fire up CERN.

If you or I got behind the wheel of a car after boozing, we'd be off to jail, but CERN are happy to allow a bunch of drunk French and Swiss partygoers run up Europe's most powerful machine and put the planet at risk.