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Aussie radio fuckers asked nurse about Kate Middleton's "LITTLE TUMMY BUG"... Hmmmmm.

 
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Download it before they took it down! The two fuckers of the Aussie radio asked the nurse about Kate Middleton's "little tummy bug".

By the transcription of the phone call, the nurse didn't break any confidentiality protocol, she didn't release actual medical data, she just informed about very basic procedures like hydration, saying that Tits McGee was stable and resting.



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(PHONE RINGS)

Receptionist: Hello, good morning, King Edward VII Hospital.

Greig (Queen voice): Oh hello there, could I please speak to Kate please, my granddaughter.

Receptionist: Oh yes, just hold on ma'am.

Greig: Thank you.

Christian: Are they putting us through?

Greig: Yes.

(Laughter)

Christian: If this has worked, it's the easiest prank call we have ever made. Your accent sucked, by the way, I just want you to know.

(Laughter)

Greig: I'm not used to playing 80-year-olds. (Phone connects) Kate, my darling, are you there?

Nurse: Good morning, ma'am, this is the nurses station, how may I help you?

Greig: Hello, I'm just after my granddaughter Kate. I wanted to see how her little tummy bug is going.

Nurse: She's sleeping at the moment and has had an uneventful night, and sleep is good for her, as we speak. She's been given some fluids to re-hydrate her because she was quite dehydrated when she came in. But she's stable at the moment.

Greig: OK. Well, I'll just feed my little corgis then (barking in the background). So when is a good time to come and visit her? Because I'm the Queen so I'll need a lift down there. Charles! When can you take me to the hospital, Charles?

Christian (pretending to be Prince Charles): When will it be all right to come down and see her? Maybe in the morning or something? If that's OK?

Nurse: I would suggest that any time after nine o'clock would be suitable, because the doctor will be in in the morning and we'll just be getting her freshened up in the morning. I would think any time after nine.

Christian: Wonderful. Is Wills still there or has he gone home? I haven't spoken to him yet.

Nurse: He went home at about half past nine last night. Actually, probably about nine o' clock last night.

Christian: OK, Lovely. But they're all OK, everything's all right?

Nurse: Yes, she's quite stable at the moment. She hasn't had any retching with me since I've been on duty. And she has been sleeping on and off.

Christian: Wonderful.

Nurse: I think it's difficult sleeping in a strange bed as well.

Christian: Yes, of course, it's hardly the palace, is it!

Greig: It's nothing like the palace is it, Charles? Oh, when are you going to walk those bloody corgis?

Christian: Mumsy, I'll go and take the dogs outside.

Greig: I need to go and visit Kate in the morning. My dear, thank you so much.

Nurse: You're very welcome.

Greig: Thank you, bye.

Christian: Goodbye.
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There's no fucking way of people who work in such high-standard hospital kept by the own royal family, breaking confidentiality protocols. That's absolutely rubbish. The nurse didn't say anything that justified a suicide.

[link to www.kingedwardvii.co.uk]

I don't have a clue if those radio fuckers figured out what they said about "little tummy bug", but I guess the Buckingham henchmen didn't want to take any risks about what the nurse saw in the ultrasound scan.

"Little Tummy Bug"...

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So what's inside Kate Middleton's womb???

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She said "tummy BUMP" not bug.
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So what's inside Kate Middleton's womb???

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blue toungue lizard.
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Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.
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Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.
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exactly. thankyou..finally the voice of sanity hf
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afro Little Tummy Bug afro

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Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.
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Which one of the Aussie radio fuckers who got a mother killed before Christmas, are you???
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Re: Aussie radio fuckers asked nurse about Kate Middleton's "LITTLE TUMMY BUG"... Hmmmmm.
Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.
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Which one of the Aussie radio fuckers who got a mother killed before Christmas, are you???
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Re: Aussie radio fuckers asked nurse about Kate Middleton's "LITTLE TUMMY BUG"... Hmmmmm.
Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.
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exactly. thankyou..finally the voice of sanity hf
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"Voice of sanity" defending two useless douchebags with ZERO discernment, maturity and respect for other people's job????

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Re: Aussie radio fuckers asked nurse about Kate Middleton's "LITTLE TUMMY BUG"... Hmmmmm.
Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27695197


exactly. thankyou..finally the voice of sanity hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29289730


"Voice of sanity" defending two useless douchebags with ZERO discernment, maturity and respect for other people's job????

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Re: Aussie radio fuckers asked nurse about Kate Middleton's "LITTLE TUMMY BUG"... Hmmmmm.
She said "tummy BUMP" not bug.
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Did you even bother in read the fucking transcription???
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She said "tummy BUMP" not bug.
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Did you even bother in read the fucking transcription???
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a tummy bug in australian parlance means a stomach virus or illness casing vomiting
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a tummy bug in australian parlance means a stomach virus or illness casing vomiting
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fuck off scumbag convict cunt yours is cming rapist.
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For the OP

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Free speech and if someone violates confidentiality then there are courts where restitution can be decided upon.

These DJ's were funny as hell and if someone at a hospital fell for it, it's a great learning lesson.

It's too bad the Queen had her killed. That's why you have to be careful who you work for.

If the nurse truly killed hersellf and wasn't murdred, then who cares. That's a self centered act and if she had skin so thin, she would have killed herself anyway after letting a fart in a packed elevator, or running her hose.
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Re: Aussie radio fuckers asked nurse about Kate Middleton's "LITTLE TUMMY BUG"... Hmmmmm.
She said "tummy BUMP" not bug.
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Did you even bother in read the fucking transcription???
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The transcript is wrong. Do you believe everything on You Tube OP?

The 'tummy bug' was the reason why Kate was at the hospital in the first place. She was sick and nausiated.

You sound like you get pissed when you are wrong....maybe you should get some rehab for your tummy bug.
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Fuck Kate Reptilian and her lizard spawn from hell
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how the fuck is ringing a hospital to hassle a pregnant women remotly funny??????????? hope somebody waits for 1 off theres to be in hospital and returns the favour.
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Fuck Kate Reptilian and her lizard spawn from hell
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that's the spirit lmao
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Fuck Kate Reptilian and her lizard spawn from hell
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rapists, peodos, child murderers the proud heritage within your genes cobber, fuckin die.
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Why exactly are you calling them "radio fuckers"? They didn't do anything even close to Imus or Stern have done in the past. They were doing something ridiculous and expecting to be shut down. It's practically in their job descriptions to pull this shit...

That woman had way more shit going on than some stupid phone call in which she didn't do jack wrong except maybe question why the Queen wouldn't have some direct line or something... Blaming the shock jocks doesn't jive.
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And now the nurse who took the call is dead. So no harm done there eh.
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So what's inside Kate Middleton's womb???

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The spawn of satan. They have finally implanted him into royalty.
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

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Fuck Kate Reptilian and her lizard spawn from hell
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rapists, peodos, child murderers the proud heritage within your genes cobber, fuckin die.
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wtf is your problem cunt..go brush your teeth and wash out that bin juice breath you stinky pom before you bagging anyone else.
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Fuck Kate Reptilian and her lizard spawn from hell
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


rapists, peodos, child murderers the proud heritage within your genes cobber, fuckin die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29260316


wtf is your problem cunt..go brush your teeth and wash out that bin juice breath you stinky pom before you bagging anyone else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29324336


go fiddle some kids you fuckin peodo rat, aint my fault daddy was a rapist and mummy a whore, die.
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Fuck Kate Reptilian and her lizard spawn from hell
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29325822


rapists, peodos, child murderers the proud heritage within your genes cobber, fuckin die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29260316


wtf is your problem cunt..go brush your teeth and wash out that bin juice breath you stinky pom before you bagging anyone else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29324336


go fiddle some kids you fuckin peodo rat, aint my fault daddy was a rapist and mummy a whore, die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29260316


it puts the lotion in the basket^^

can you project some more you perverted cunt...
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rapists, peodos, child murderers the proud heritage within your genes cobber, fuckin die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29260316


wtf is your problem cunt..go brush your teeth and wash out that bin juice breath you stinky pom before you bagging anyone else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29324336


go fiddle some kids you fuckin peodo rat, aint my fault daddy was a rapist and mummy a whore, die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29260316


it puts the lotion in the basket^^

can you project some more you perverted cunt...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29324336


listen up you web footed mother fucker FACT you come from scum.
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wtf is your problem cunt..go brush your teeth and wash out that bin juice breath you stinky pom before you bagging anyone else.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29324336


go fiddle some kids you fuckin peodo rat, aint my fault daddy was a rapist and mummy a whore, die.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29260316


it puts the lotion in the basket^^

can you project some more you perverted cunt...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29324336


listen up you web footed mother fucker FACT you come from scum.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29260316


your mum cums from scum.
and the best part of you ran down her leg.

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