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Comptemplating Moving to Canada to Live Alone at Peace.

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/07/2012 10:19 PM
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Let me take another stab at this... you've never travelled a day in your life (other than over the road and through the woods) and you've heard "horror" stories how some Canadian flag saved some dumb ass traveler from being ripped off or at the minimum... accused of being from the US. Oh no. The horror. You won't move. You don't have the balls to.
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Heh.....you're funny. I'd let you kiss my grandma.
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Alberta really is a nice spot. Plus if you work in I.T., oil and gas companies are everywhere.
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Thanks for the info.
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12/07/2012 10:23 PM
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And when you want to go on vacation go camping in BC, river rafting, rock climbing, ice glaciers sight seeing.

Alberta only has one sales tax.

5% every other province has like two or something I dunno.

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12/07/2012 10:25 PM
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Education is BS here. You can drop out and go straight to work. All you need is some resourcefulness and common sense.
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12/07/2012 10:29 PM
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what makes you think Canada will just let you?
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That's my question, is it allowed?
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Sure you can come. Dont expect a blue collar job, though. Marry a local, then go from there...
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12/07/2012 10:30 PM
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Wikipedia quote

Economy
Main article: Economy of Alberta

Alberta's economy is one of the strongest in Canada, supported by the burgeoning petroleum industry and to a lesser extent, agriculture and technology. The per capita GDP in 2007 was by far the highest of any province in Canada at C$74,825. This was 61% higher than the national average of C$46,441 and more than twice that of some of the Atlantic provinces. In 2006 the deviation from the national average was the largest for any province in Canadian history.[47] According to the 2006 census,[48] the median annual family income after taxes was $70,986 in Alberta (compared to $60,270 in Canada as a whole).

The Calgary-Edmonton Corridor is the most urbanized region in the province and one of the densest in Canada. The region covers a distance of roughly 400 kilometres north to south. In 2001, the population of the Calgary-Edmonton Corridor was 2.15 million (72% of Alberta's population).[49] It is also one of the fastest growing regions in the country. A 2003 study by TD Bank Financial Group found the corridor to be the only Canadian urban centre to amass a U.S. level of wealth while maintaining a Canadian style quality of life, offering universal health care benefits. The study found that GDP per capita in the corridor was 10% above average U.S. metropolitan areas and 40% above other Canadian cities at that time.

The Fraser Institute states that Alberta also has very high levels of economic freedom and rates Alberta as the freest economy in Canada,[50] and the second freest economy amongst U.S. states and Canadian provinces.[51]
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12/07/2012 10:32 PM
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Alberta is the strongest province in Alberta, were holding this damn country together.

We have 2 CFB's (Canadian Forces) and 1 Air Force base with plenty of F-16's.

And lots of gun totters.

Life is hard, but you can make it big here.

In a couple of years if you don't get fucked up on drugs you can have a nice house and a new truck/car.
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12/07/2012 10:34 PM
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Please bring guns.
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hehe,,, bad advice, but good if you want him to be banned from entering the country.
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12/07/2012 10:35 PM
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Alberta holding the country together.

Oh yeah, sure.

lol
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12/07/2012 10:36 PM
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We have more oil then the middle east. Since the Jurassic period.

And were sitting on the most Uranium in the world. So one we kill all the trees take all the coal etc etc

we can make the bombs.
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12/07/2012 10:37 PM
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Dont be a liberal, the only choices are socialist or fascist.
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12/07/2012 10:40 PM
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First Nations can adopt you,,,,
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12/07/2012 10:42 PM
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Alberta is the strongest province in Alberta, were holding this damn country together.

We have 2 CFB's (Canadian Forces) and 1 Air Force base with plenty of F-16's.

And lots of gun totters.

Life is hard, but you can make it big here.

In a couple of years if you don't get fucked up on drugs you can have a nice house and a new truck/car.
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Of this there is no doubt..
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12/07/2012 10:43 PM
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This province alone makes 183.251 billion a year.

And we divide it up across the country.

Trust me.

Most underrated place in the entire world.
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12/07/2012 10:44 PM
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3,645,257 made 183 billion dollars.

Think about that.
iXeeda

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12/07/2012 10:44 PM
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Marrying a Canadian is the easiest way into their country. Once your in the country for a length of time, apply for citizenship.
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12/07/2012 10:46 PM
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(0.24%) Muslim population.
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This province alone makes 183.251 billion a year.

And we divide it up across the country.

Trust me.

Most underrated place in the entire world.
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In the entire world? I dont they even rate it. However, Canadians know about Alberta. During the good times. The bad times?, 90% dont stick around. BCers know all about that...

At least that's how it used to be...
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12/07/2012 10:48 PM
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3,645,257 made 183 billion dollars.

Think about that.
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Hewers of wood drawers of water. I worked in resource extraction. A crew of 7 made (the company) a million dollars every 12 hours.

Think about that!
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Marrying a Canadian is the easiest way into their country. Once your in the country for a length of time, apply for citizenship.
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OP doesnt seem to like that option...
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12/07/2012 11:02 PM
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We liberated Italy ww2! (Alberta)





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12/07/2012 11:05 PM
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AC 851 you sure are proud Albertan, eh?
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12/07/2012 11:17 PM
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You do understand that just because there are Cdn bases in Alberta doesnt mean they are composed of (just) Albertans?
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12/07/2012 11:19 PM
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You do understand that just because there are Cdn bases in Alberta doesnt mean they are composed of (just) Albertans?
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Yeah. British and Americans come and war game here too.
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12/07/2012 11:20 PM
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My wife is Canadian. I got permanent resident by family class spouse. Our kids are automatic citizens upon landing.
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what makes you think Canada will just let you?
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That's my question, is it allowed?
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no it isn't anymore than your government would let us move there and work.
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12/07/2012 11:21 PM
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Alberta Premier Redford

27 Nov 2012

“Some people think it's best to pay for schools, to pay for hospitals once the money is in the bank. That is short-term thinking”

Our politicians talk funny too.
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You do understand that just because there are Cdn bases in Alberta doesnt mean they are composed of (just) Albertans?
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Yeah. British and Americans come and war game here too.
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Naw! They just look like Americans and British. They are mostly Ontarians. Sorry....
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12/07/2012 11:27 PM
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"Canada's rated as being/having:"

"-The world's best advanced economy.
-The only G7 nation fully recovered from the global financial crisis & recession.
-The world's soundest banking system.
-The world leader in educational attainment.
-The world's most tolerant country.
-The world's friendliest nation.
-The world's most welcoming country.
-The world's top-brand country rating.
-The world's best country for business."

Canada's also:

-One of the world's 10 safest countries.
-One of the world's 10 most peaceful nations.
-One of the world's 10 happiest countries.
-One of the world's 10 least corrupt nations.
-One of the world's 10 freest countries.

"Canada also rates higher than the US in those categories.
In specific comparison to the United States"

"-Canada has more legal right and freedoms than the US.
-Canada has a higher Quality of Life. (Canada ranks 2nd globally, after Australia.)
-Canadians are healthier and live years longer.
-Canadians are wealthier (higher median net-worth per capita.)
-Canada has universal social programs that includes universal healthcare"
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12/07/2012 11:28 PM
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My wife is Canadian. I got permanent resident by family class spouse. Our kids are automatic citizens upon landing.
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Look into that. They are stunted citizens. If they were born outside Canada, their kids wont be Canadian UNLESS.... Look into it... conditions apply...

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