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Is this thing made from Fractals and Vortexes?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/07/2012 10:51 PM
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Is this thing made from Fractals and Vortexes?
Always one or the other.

Fractal Vortexes?
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12/07/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: Is this thing made from Fractals and Vortexes?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue

the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I

hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I

apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and

splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.

The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the

brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically

inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot

survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern

candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or

pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be

a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra

strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its

environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest

of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I

pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding

purposes."
Kii of Earth

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12/08/2012 12:20 AM
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Re: Is this thing made from Fractals and Vortexes?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue

the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I

hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I

apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and

splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.

The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the

brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically

inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot

survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern

candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or

pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be

a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra

strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its

environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest

of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I

pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding

purposes."
 Quoting: ShenShakti 28891691



You rock!

This made me smile.

5* from me.
You posted this just before the server reset, so can have a bump too :-)
Kii of Earth
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Re: Is this thing made from Fractals and Vortexes?
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Re: Is this thing made from Fractals and Vortexes?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue

the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I

hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I

apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and

splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.

The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the

brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically

inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot

survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern

candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or

pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be

a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra

strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its

environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest

of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I

pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding

purposes."
 Quoting: ShenShakti 28891691


lmao
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12/08/2012 03:32 AM
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Re: Is this thing made from Fractals and Vortexes?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue

the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I

hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I

apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and

splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.

The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the

brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically

inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot

survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern

candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or

pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be

a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra

strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its

environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest

of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I

pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding

purposes."
 Quoting: ShenShakti 28891691


Very good!hf
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12/08/2012 03:42 AM

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Re: Is this thing made from Fractals and Vortexes?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue

the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I

hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I

apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and

splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.

The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the

brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically

inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot

survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern

candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or

pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be

a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra

strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its

environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest

of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I

pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding

purposes."
 Quoting: ShenShakti 28891691


LMFAO!!!!

That was hi-LARious! 1rof1
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