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PSY Antichrist?

 
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PSY Antichrist?
Maybe?bonghit
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Re: PSY Antichrist?
Broken Condom Style!
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Galloping towards the Sagittarius Galactic Center =)
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Re: PSY Antichrist?
absurd
Exalted is He from what they utter. Exalted is He from what they imagine. Exalted is He that exists without a place. Exalted is He that was there forever without a time or a beginning. Exalted is He that will be there forever without a time or an end. Exalted is He that will forever be praised. That is your God.
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Re: PSY Antichrist?
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue
the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I
hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I
apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and
splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.
The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the
brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically
inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot
survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern
candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or
pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be
a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra
strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its
environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest
of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I
pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding
purposes."

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