And I bet you aren't.

I bet your staying home for the 1000th day in a row, browsing GLP with all your imaginary friends. Sweet social life, internet forums are SOOO much better than actually leaving your bedroom and having to talk to people in real life.

Have you ever even been to a party before? Your probably the kid that was never invited to any, and now your fat and 40, your golden days are long over and things still haven't change: no parties.

I pity you because I'm going to have a SICK time!

Who needs friends when you have Jesus and God (imaginary friends), right? My prayers go out to you fools.