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I'm going to a SICK party tonight

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:57 AM
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I'm going to a SICK party tonight
And I bet you aren't.

I bet your staying home for the 1000th day in a row, browsing GLP with all your imaginary friends. Sweet social life, internet forums are SOOO much better than actually leaving your bedroom and having to talk to people in real life.

Have you ever even been to a party before? Your probably the kid that was never invited to any, and now your fat and 40, your golden days are long over and things still haven't change: no parties.

I pity you because I'm going to have a SICK time!

Who needs friends when you have Jesus and God (imaginary friends), right? My prayers go out to you fools.

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12/08/2012 01:59 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
i went to a sick party last night...bet you were here surfing the GLP pulling yourself over the Japan EQ while I was chatting up the milfs.

cruise
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12/08/2012 02:01 AM

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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Oh how I envy you. Yes, I remember my first beer too ! It will be awesome for you . Don't drink more than 2 or three , being this is your first sick ass party. You will get used to it.
Have a good time.
You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul, you have a body...Not counting the one in the trunk .

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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12/08/2012 02:02 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Seek the Lord while He may be found.

Jesus is alive. Seek Him.


God bless.
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12/08/2012 02:02 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
I'm rawlin

U mad?
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 02:03 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Oh wow i'm so jealous. you're so fucking cool. Please enlighten us with your coolness oh cool one. Please enlighten us on the art of having a good time with these fellow human beings VIA social interaction.
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12/08/2012 02:04 AM

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12/08/2012 02:04 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
LOL.

Only a gigantic douche would write what you wrote.

Why don't you pop your collar up and rub your fingers across your teeth.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/08/2012 02:04 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Oh how I envy you. Yes, I remember my first beer too ! It will be awesome for you . Don't drink more than 2 or three , being this is your first sick ass party. You will get used to it.
Have a good time.
 Quoting: SuperNova1


Actually, I'll have a GREAT time, but nope, your wrong, I go to parties all the time. I'm cool like that you see, quite popular in lots of social circles, so I get invited to shindigs like this all the time. More parties than the collective GLP populace has been to, most likely.
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
LOL.

Only a gigantic douche would write what you wrote.

Why don't you pop your collar up and rub your fingers across your teeth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22788475


cruise
Sloane

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12/08/2012 02:04 AM

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I guess I'm old because I already went to a party and am now happily home for the night!

But have fun OP.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/08/2012 02:05 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Seek the Lord while He may be found.

Jesus is alive. Seek Him.


God bless.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9442212


I'm guessing the amount of parties you've been to is a negative number.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 02:07 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Three dweebs with one bottle of strawberry angel does not a SICK party make...Fuckin kids...
chuckle
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12/08/2012 02:07 AM
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"put another shrimp on the barbee mate!" - how I imagine australian parties go down
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12/08/2012 02:08 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
44 and I pick up 20 year old. What are you talking about?
SuperNova1

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12/08/2012 02:10 AM

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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Oh how I envy you. Yes, I remember my first beer too ! It will be awesome for you . Don't drink more than 2 or three , being this is your first sick ass party. You will get used to it.
Have a good time.
 Quoting: SuperNova1


Actually, I'll have a GREAT time, but nope, your wrong, I go to parties all the time. I'm cool like that you see, quite popular in lots of social circles, so I get invited to shindigs like this all the time. More parties than the collective GLP populace has been to, most likely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977796


OMG. You are ,just...omg.. That is just.. the funniest post I've read here ! You should do standup. Tell us more, Oh party monster !!ROFL! I'm going to cry..!! Thank you.
My Brian hurts now. !
Thank you !
You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul, you have a body...Not counting the one in the trunk .

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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12/08/2012 02:11 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Oh how I envy you. Yes, I remember my first beer too ! It will be awesome for you . Don't drink more than 2 or three , being this is your first sick ass party. You will get used to it.
Have a good time.
 Quoting: SuperNova1


Actually, I'll have a GREAT time, but nope, your wrong, I go to parties all the time. I'm cool like that you see, quite popular in lots of social circles, so I get invited to shindigs like this all the time. More parties than the collective GLP populace has been to, most likely.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28977796


Lemme guess, your Dad owns a dealership?




Dude, you are totally cool.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 02:13 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Did the 90's just arrive in Australia? "sick" lol
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/08/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
I find it funny how jealous you guys are. I would be too, in your position, not that I've ever been in your position praise Jesus (my imaginary friend).
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12/08/2012 02:16 AM
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SuperNova1

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12/08/2012 02:16 AM

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Oh and BTw I have been to some "parties in perth back in the day. Late 80's.The beer was lame the women were ugly. Those that didn't have double chins or black eyes were aborigines , not my type I'll tell ya. Had A LOT more fun in the P.I. better beer better bands, better women.
You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul, you have a body...Not counting the one in the trunk .

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 02:17 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Oh and BTw I have been to some "parties in perth back in the day. Late 80's.The beer was lame the women were ugly. Those that didn't have double chins or black eyes were aborigines , not my type I'll tell ya. Had A LOT more fun in the P.I. better beer better bands, better women.
 Quoting: SuperNova1


only men with little dicks go to P.I.
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12/08/2012 02:23 AM
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Re: I'm going to a SICK party tonight
Im beginning to understand why all my friends in Banff say that most Australians are pathetic.

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