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I'm going to a SICK party tonight | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28977796  Australia12/08/2012 01:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And I bet you aren't. I bet your staying home for the 1000th day in a row, browsing GLP with all your imaginary friends. Sweet social life, internet forums are SOOO much better than actually leaving your bedroom and having to talk to people in real life. Have you ever even been to a party before? Your probably the kid that was never invited to any, and now your fat and 40, your golden days are long over and things still haven't change: no parties. I pity you because I'm going to have a SICK time! Who needs friends when you have Jesus and God (imaginary friends), right? My prayers go out to you fools.    |
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SuperNova1 User ID: 24800996  United States12/08/2012 02:01 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh how I envy you. Yes, I remember my first beer too ! It will be awesome for you . Don't drink more than 2 or three , being this is your first sick ass party. You will get used to it. Have a good time. You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul, you have a body. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29274067 United States12/08/2012 02:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 78748 United States12/08/2012 02:04 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com]  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 22788475  Canada12/08/2012 02:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28977796 Australia12/08/2012 02:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh how I envy you. Yes, I remember my first beer too ! It will be awesome for you . Don't drink more than 2 or three , being this is your first sick ass party. You will get used to it. Quoting: SuperNova1 Have a good time. Actually, I'll have a GREAT time, but nope, your wrong, I go to parties all the time. I'm cool like that you see, quite popular in lots of social circles, so I get invited to shindigs like this all the time. More parties than the collective GLP populace has been to, most likely. |
| Dr. Acula Forum Moderator User ID: 78748 United States12/08/2012 02:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22788475 Only a gigantic douche would write what you wrote. Why don't you pop your collar up and rub your fingers across your teeth. I am a HelpTard, need Help? Ask me! Peace Means Reloading Your Guns! Some of my custom graphics are featured in the Official GLP Store: [link to www.cafepress.com] |
| Sloane User ID: 27108958 United States12/08/2012 02:04 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28977796 Australia12/08/2012 02:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| SuperNova1 User ID: 24800996 United States12/08/2012 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh how I envy you. Yes, I remember my first beer too ! It will be awesome for you . Don't drink more than 2 or three , being this is your first sick ass party. You will get used to it. Quoting: SuperNova1 Have a good time. Actually, I'll have a GREAT time, but nope, your wrong, I go to parties all the time. I'm cool like that you see, quite popular in lots of social circles, so I get invited to shindigs like this all the time. More parties than the collective GLP populace has been to, most likely. OMG. You are ,just...omg.. That is just.. the funniest post I've read here ! You should do standup. Tell us more, Oh party monster !!ROFL! I'm going to cry..!! Thank you. My Brian hurts now. ! Thank you ! You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul, you have a body. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 22788475 Canada12/08/2012 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh how I envy you. Yes, I remember my first beer too ! It will be awesome for you . Don't drink more than 2 or three , being this is your first sick ass party. You will get used to it. Quoting: SuperNova1 Have a good time. Actually, I'll have a GREAT time, but nope, your wrong, I go to parties all the time. I'm cool like that you see, quite popular in lots of social circles, so I get invited to shindigs like this all the time. More parties than the collective GLP populace has been to, most likely. Lemme guess, your Dad owns a dealership? Dude, you are totally cool. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29308752 United States12/08/2012 02:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 28977796 Australia12/08/2012 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 22788475 Canada12/08/2012 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| SuperNova1 User ID: 24800996 United States12/08/2012 02:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh and BTw I have been to some "parties in perth back in the day. Late 80's.The beer was lame the women were ugly. Those that didn't have double chins or black eyes were aborigines , not my type I'll tell ya. Had A LOT more fun in the P.I. better beer better bands, better women. You don't have a soul. You ARE a soul, you have a body. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29316580 Australia12/08/2012 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh and BTw I have been to some "parties in perth back in the day. Late 80's.The beer was lame the women were ugly. Those that didn't have double chins or black eyes were aborigines , not my type I'll tell ya. Had A LOT more fun in the P.I. better beer better bands, better women. Quoting: SuperNova1 only men with little dicks go to P.I. |
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