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if the doom is coming...

 
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12/08/2012 02:10 AM
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if the doom is coming...
I think we all thought that there would be a gentle build of doom until the end of 2012

but nothn

so... if there is any doom coming this year, its going to be a quick, savage, insta-doom kind of doom

And I kind of suspect that insta doom is the bad kind of doom.

Like the good kind of doom is like an emp blast from the sun, or a zombie apocalypse, or economic collapse. Basically, something a prepper can thrive in.

Insta doom is like a big ball of fire from the sun, or the earth turns inside out, or a black hole sucks us in. Basically, the kind of doom, that all of our years of doominess will not give us an edge in.

So... basically, the slow build up doom looks like its not going to happen.

That only leaves us with two kinds of doom.

Insta doom. Which no one wants.

And the slow inevitable decline of society doom.

Shit.
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12/08/2012 02:14 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
Insta doom is way better
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12/08/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
soon , it will reach critical mass..
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12/08/2012 02:17 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
Insta doom is way better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23834295


Well..wo DO live in an INSTANT society..instant coffee..instant pudding..instant banking...instant this and that..WE DEMAND our INSTANT DOOM as well.

We want our DOOM..and when we get it..we want it INSTANTLY all in one hit.
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12/08/2012 02:18 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
We've had the hints for the last 2 years. Take heed or suffer.
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12/08/2012 02:20 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
Insta doom is way better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23834295


Well..wo DO live in an INSTANT society..instant coffee..instant pudding..instant banking...instant this and that..WE DEMAND our INSTANT DOOM as well.

We want our DOOM..and when we get it..we want it INSTANTLY all in one hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16888332


instant is one of the power words used in hypnosis...

secret, power, light, instant, fun, game, right, easy, effortless, good, perfect, sexy, tasty, warm, smooth, cool, because, now, notice,
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12/08/2012 02:22 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
Insta doom is way better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23834295


Well..wo DO live in an INSTANT society..instant coffee..instant pudding..instant banking...instant this and that..WE DEMAND our INSTANT DOOM as well.

We want our DOOM..and when we get it..we want it INSTANTLY all in one hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16888332


With breaks every 10 minutes so there is time for messages from the sponsors?

I foresee manufacturers of MRE's buying lots of airtime.

Isn't there a bible verse somwhere about s hitting the f like a thief in the night?
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12/08/2012 11:16 PM

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Re: if the doom is coming...
Insta doom is way better
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23834295


Well..wo DO live in an INSTANT society..instant coffee..instant pudding..instant banking...instant this and that..WE DEMAND our INSTANT DOOM as well.

We want our DOOM..and when we get it..we want it INSTANTLY all in one hit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16888332

Instant DOOM

Is there an app for that?!??
people want to believe in mysteries

is the truth so bad?
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12/09/2012 12:04 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
Suddenly I am depressed. I did see a slow doom coming. I am ready for a slow doom. Instadoom and I'll crap myself.

No pride in crapping ones-self during a crisis.


Just ain't no lookin good with a pant-load. baffle
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12/09/2012 12:31 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
I think we all thought that there would be a gentle build of doom until the end of 2012

but nothn

so... if there is any doom coming this year, its going to be a quick, savage, insta-doom kind of doom

And I kind of suspect that insta doom is the bad kind of doom.

Like the good kind of doom is like an emp blast from the sun, or a zombie apocalypse, or economic collapse. Basically, something a prepper can thrive in.

Insta doom is like a big ball of fire from the sun, or the earth turns inside out, or a black hole sucks us in. Basically, the kind of doom, that all of our years of doominess will not give us an edge in.

So... basically, the slow build up doom looks like its not going to happen.

That only leaves us with two kinds of doom.

Insta doom. Which no one wants.

And the slow inevitable decline of society doom.

Shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21926154


You forgot to mention, the coming of the Son of Man doom. The age of man is coming to end. Pretty soon Jesus Christ will be returning as King of kings. Give your life to Him before it's to late. You may email me if you wanna know more about Jesus Christ, or how to be saved. Godspeed. :)
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12/09/2012 12:33 AM
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Re: if the doom is coming...
insta doom? Is that kinda like extra juicy?