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Holy CRAP people are already panicking. WTF

 
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Noah...the ORIGINAL PREPPER!



p.s. Noah entered the Ark a whole week BEFORE the first raindrop fell! hf
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So I decided real quick to check around the Internet, and I started reading this Article.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

If you read down well into the article, it basically seems a global consensus of epic doom and fear.
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Jesus is coming on Dec. 21 and he's gonna kill everyone on the planet.
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So I decided real quick to check around the Internet, and I started reading this Article.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

If you read down well into the article, it basically seems a global consensus of epic doom and fear.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


Serious question, how does the panic compare to Y2K???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29091394




Y2K was related to one specific problem-- that many computer programs from years before did not allow for a progression into the 2000's; they might reset at an earlier date and cause all sorts of things to happen with possibly dire consequences.

People were concerned that their utilities might go offline for awhile or that their toaster might not work. Some feared that military failsafe aparatus might malfunction and cause unintended release of missles.

Governments were mostly able to reassure the public that IT experts were working to correct problems and that all countries were carefully watching their computerized weapons to avert disasters.

Beyond a lot of people prepping for temporary power outages there was not the overall sense of doom that there is now.
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The catch is that what you believe in will happen to you on that magic day. If you believe that you get 77 virgins on 21 Dec. then you'll get them. If you believe in a Mega Solar Flare (Like in the movie "Knowing") then you'll get it...so wish wisely! lolz
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It won't stop me to bug out to Bugarach though, it's my only chance to catch an outgoing spaceship from this hell, there're better planets out there with willing space-women...and you don't have to pay rent in the free Galaxy!

Earth is like North Korea compared to the rest of the free Galactic planets, I kid you not!
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LOL -- I believe Earth is the trailer-park of the Galaxy! We even have junk on our front lawn - thousands of dead satellites...
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We are too busy singing Christmas carols!

The illuminati may have better luck over in Europe.

We have too many voices of reason here in the USA.
 Quoting: Eurisko Tau Ceti


USA voices of reason lol, ty for that joke. What you realy meant was we are to brainwashed already in the USA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29093026


Actually, in the USA we are too strong, confident and
---- independent---- to fall for the latest fear and anxiety
scam to be thrown out into the public domain.

Also, our 2nd Amendment gives us all peace of mind.
We have plenty of guns to protect ourselves.
 Quoting: Eurisko Tau Ceti


Which is why you live in a cocoon. You cant possibly prepare for every eventuality as we have to to realise could come anytime in life. This is also why you are primed for the rudest awakening of all the citizens of this planet when you discover that all those things wont save you after all when something you haven't prepared for comes knocking.
 Quoting: Ohwell


The USA is the most secure nation on Earth.
The Queen of England is probably on her way to Denver International Airport
right now!
I heard she bought some land near there.
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So I decided real quick to check around the Internet, and I started reading this Article.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

If you read down well into the article, it basically seems a global consensus of epic doom and fear.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


Jesus is coming on Dec. 21 and he's gonna kill everyone on the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28513488


No. Santa Clause is coming to save us all!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Thread: Even if you don't think the world will end in a couple weeks, people are still going to flip out.
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So I decided real quick to check around the Internet, and I started reading this Article.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

If you read down well into the article, it basically seems a global consensus of epic doom and fear.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


Serious question, how does the panic compare to Y2K???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29091394
I really do not see anything compared to Y2K. I working in a branch of the gas industry in 1999. Every Y2K'er was going nuts during this time. Food storage, converting electric to gas, it was panic that I saw. So far other then people say why not do ____ cause the world is going to end, the street chatter is so much less then what was happening 12/1999. IMO I think people are to beaten down and have lost so much already that the loss wouldn't be that much of a great fall. I truly think people are wondering if they will make it to next week.
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USA voices of reason lol, ty for that joke. What you realy meant was we are to brainwashed already in the USA.
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Actually, in the USA we are too strong, confident and
---- independent---- to fall for the latest fear and anxiety
scam to be thrown out into the public domain.

Also, our 2nd Amendment gives us all peace of mind.
We have plenty of guns to protect ourselves.
 Quoting: Eurisko Tau Ceti


Which is why you live in a cocoon. You cant possibly prepare for every eventuality as we have to to realise could come anytime in life. This is also why you are primed for the rudest awakening of all the citizens of this planet when you discover that all those things wont save you after all when something you haven't prepared for comes knocking.
 Quoting: Ohwell


The USA is the most secure nation on Earth.
The Queen of England is probably on her way to Denver International Airport
right now!
I heard she bought some land near there.
 Quoting: Eurisko Tau Ceti


Do you have a spot there? Coming from those we might consider have a spot there, this is Donald Rumsfeld's latest book title

Known Knowns, Known Unknowns, and Unknown Unknowns.

Like I said, even those elites know they cant possibly prepare for and know everything. How much more you they don't care about, hun? You have no faintest idea of what's coming and you are the least prepared compared to them.

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Taking everything into consideration, would you guys let your children go to school on the 21st.?
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No, they are trying to incite fear so that society will break down and they will have to declare 'marshall law'.

MARSHALL LAW!!!
5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23794435


I was about to congratulate the correct spelling of "incite" then I noticed the repeated misspelling of "martial"(pertaining to military) law. One can only hope.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1293349


bushfing
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I believe the correct spelling, here on GLP (and only on GLP), is "marshall", as in marshall law. Everywhere else, it is correctly spelled "martial". Hope I cleared that up for you :)
 Quoting: INK3


Holy carp! Get a brian morans! This sight is really fasinating! Since I consider all of you my freinds I don't know what u all go bezerk about
Trying to get as much space as possible between me....and people
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Actually, in the USA we are too strong, confident and
---- independent---- to fall for the latest fear and anxiety
scam to be thrown out into the public domain.

Also, our 2nd Amendment gives us all peace of mind.
We have plenty of guns to protect ourselves.
 Quoting: Eurisko Tau Ceti


Which is why you live in a cocoon. You cant possibly prepare for every eventuality as we have to to realise could come anytime in life. This is also why you are primed for the rudest awakening of all the citizens of this planet when you discover that all those things wont save you after all when something you haven't prepared for comes knocking.
 Quoting: Ohwell


The USA is the most secure nation on Earth.
The Queen of England is probably on her way to Denver International Airport
right now!
I heard she bought some land near there.
 Quoting: Eurisko Tau Ceti


Do you have a spot there? Coming from those we might consider have a spot there, this is Donald Rumsfeld's latest book title

Known Knowns, Known Unknowns, and Unknown Unknowns.

Like I said, even those elites know they can possibly prepare for and know everything. How much more you they don't care about, hun?
 Quoting: Ohwell

The Republicans have a much better place to ride out the
crisis. Jackson, Wyoming
There is a Four Seasons Hotel there.
Harrison Ford has a great home there.
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Ignorance and denial are not bliss.

People are starting to think " Maybe there's somthing to all of this. Maybe I should stock up "

Alot will run around at the last minute. Thats ok. Encourage them to do it.

Arming people with information is better than telling them " It will be ok " Thats when people get mad is when they feel helpless. Especially men. Men need to be able to solve problems. Thats how their brains work.

Women look at the big picture. I posted on another thread December 3rd about doing all my laundry. I had to laugh cause their were other women doing the same thing. Its winter and none of us wanted to do handwash in the winter. Clean Blankets were esentials.

I boarded up all my major windows and hard to reach windows with thick plastic and plywood yesterday. I live in the boonies on a mountain top. I also Earthquake proofed my home also. Took down shit that would fall down and got rid of breakables. Cleaned up and removed and packed away all the clutter. Hard to clean up after a disaster with SHIT EVERYWHERE and FALLING everywhere. Felt good actually to remove all the shit. My home is so much more open and clear. It made me feel good. I'm leaving it this way for good.

December 21st is a very important time for the Earth.

We are lining up with the Two most Powwerful forces in the Galaxy. The Black Hole on one side. The Galactic Center on the other. I figure somthings bound to happen.

I've had my head rapped around this event for quite some time. I also am staying home and not going anywhere.

I have thought about all the possibilities including 3 days of darkness that could happen and how I would cope with it. Also the Grid going down. I would rather be accused of being a nut and facing the humiliation of it afterwards than to not be prepared for it. Not being prepared I think would be worse than a little humiliation.

Batton down the hatches people. Nobody knows for sure what will happen. Better to be a little prepared than not at all.

God Bless Everybody in this Journey.

If nothing every happens then let it be that it taugh us all whats important and whats not anymore. A true learning curve and spiritual Journey of our minds and our souls.
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hf I've been doing the same, too funny! hf


Hope for the best, prepare for the worst - best of luck to you and yours, whatever the hell happens. Perhaps we'll all be here joking about the DOOM OFF in January, and that will be fun, too.

ana
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So I decided real quick to check around the Internet, and I started reading this Article.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

If you read down well into the article, it basically seems a global consensus of epic doom and fear.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


I believe that this whole December 21 scenario was arranged millenia ago by those who think they run things. Their agenda? To make their overt takeover of the world easier.

Their plan is to panic people so they'll be more susceptible to suggestion, and their mindset will HELP these luciferian nutcases with their diabolical plans.

In my opinion - and this is a 180 from what I thought before finding out about the illuminutties - there will be no legitimate December 21 disaster, just a planned takeover of the world by those that are poisoning our food, water, and air, and just killing us outright, too.

Because of this new belief, I am not nervous at all. I know that there will probably be a satellite-projected "second coming" or "alien invasion," so I'll be calm through that, knowing it's a hoax (like the Bin Laden "killing"). All that is needed is a close relationship with God. He is the one who in control.

Another belief that will help me - and you - quite is bit is the knowledge that this world is an illusion. It was designed by what is popularly known as the "demiurge," who made it so they would not have to follow God's rules. But when you don't follow God's rules, which are to be loving and kind, you get the mess that you have here: death, disease, war, etc.

I guess over the years these luciferians have mastered the art of the illusion. One thing they haven't mastered is karma, so their asses have been paying through the wazoo since time immemorial. And they will pay for quite a while for this, if they do not repent and change their ways. Apparently, their suffering threshold is quite high!

Mine is not. If I begin to feel pain, I listen to it, and ask God what I can do to alleviate the pain. The answer is always some form of "Be loving."

There is no fear in the present! God bless you all, and please ignore the fearmongers - they give pain because they are IN pain.


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So I decided real quick to check around the Internet, and I started reading this Article.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

If you read down well into the article, it basically seems a global consensus of epic doom and fear.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


Jesus is coming on Dec. 21 and he's gonna kill everyone on the planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28513488


cruise
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I think people (me) are hoping for an end. My friends and I are tired and see this as a way out of the crazy world where nothing makes sense.
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I have a wife and son I love. I have lots of friends. I love to run, fish, swim, make love, and hike. I love to work, to garden, to build, paint, sketch, and sing.

Fuck that! I love life! No matter how topsyturvy!
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That's great and all, until you take a look around you, and see how lost we already are, we are just a continiously multiplying bunch of people build on a corrupt system.
It's just a matter of time.
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THIS!!!
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The catch is that what you believe in will happen to you on that magic day. If you believe that you get 77 virgins on 21 Dec. then you'll get them. If you believe in a Mega Solar Flare (Like in the movie "Knowing") then you'll get it...so wish wisely! lolz
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26985611


It won't stop me to bug out to Bugarach though, it's my only chance to catch an outgoing spaceship from this hell, there're better planets out there with willing space-women...and you don't have to pay rent in the free Galaxy!

Earth is like North Korea compared to the rest of the free Galactic planets, I kid you not!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26985611


LOL -- I believe Earth is the trailer-park of the Galaxy! We even have junk on our front lawn - thousands of dead satellites...
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Earth is like that Canadian TV series, "Trailer-Park Boys".

1rof1
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What is the point....even if we survive it...
we only live to die another day.

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Wrong point! We live to fuck again before we die.
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Taking everything into consideration, would you guys let your children go to school on the 21st.?
 Quoting: Elwira


No, stay with your family. Share your love on that day, dont let any fear take over that day. Most important, be in love, be with people you love and respect. Its all about the decision we make, love or fear?
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So I decided real quick to check around the Internet, and I started reading this Article.

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

If you read down well into the article, it basically seems a global consensus of epic doom and fear.
 Quoting: Redpaw360


Jesus is coming on Dec. 21 and he's gonna kill everyone on the planet.
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cruise
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Is that what you mean by "God's Love"?
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Taking everything into consideration, would you guys let your children go to school on the 21st.?
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LOL! That is an interesting question but due to my children going to public school... they have about 3 weeks off for Christmas holiday so they don't have school that day. Shoot they had a whole week off for Thanksgiving.

But would I let my children go to school???.... my children are sitting beside me and one just said- what about a school shooting cause the world is going to end?
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Well it's time to make a choice I think.
Do we want to be a peaceful and loving human?
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What's the other choice?


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The catch is that what you believe in will happen to you on that magic day. If you believe that you get 77 virgins on 21 Dec. then you'll get them. If you believe in a Mega Solar Flare (Like in the movie "Knowing") then you'll get it...so wish wisely! lolz
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26985611


It won't stop me to bug out to Bugarach though, it's my only chance to catch an outgoing spaceship from this hell, there're better planets out there with willing space-women...and you don't have to pay rent in the free Galaxy!

Earth is like North Korea compared to the rest of the free Galactic planets, I kid you not!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26985611


LOL -- I believe Earth is the trailer-park of the Galaxy! We even have junk on our front lawn - thousands of dead satellites...
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


I think you're right. We're the hillbillys of the Galaxy. How embarrassing!
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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"Thinking starts and makes the danger."
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How many babies will be born 9 months from today???

It's the Cuban Missile crisis all over again!

We got multiple bogeys coming in up and down the west coast.
The Earth is passing through the Milky Way Galactic Plane.

Hold on to your butts! Here we go!
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The catch is that what you believe in will happen to you on that magic day. If you believe that you get 77 virgins on 21 Dec. then you'll get them. If you believe in a Mega Solar Flare (Like in the movie "Knowing") then you'll get it...so wish wisely! lolz
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26985611


It won't stop me to bug out to Bugarach though, it's my only chance to catch an outgoing spaceship from this hell, there're better planets out there with willing space-women...and you don't have to pay rent in the free Galaxy!

Earth is like North Korea compared to the rest of the free Galactic planets, I kid you not!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26985611


LOL -- I believe Earth is the trailer-park of the Galaxy! We even have junk on our front lawn - thousands of dead satellites...
 Quoting: Mildred Pierce


Earth is like that Canadian TV series, "Trailer-Park Boys".

1rof1
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I LOVE that show!
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

page7
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If I go up on my roof with a big saucer, I'll attract a hot space-girl! We can then go and roam the universe in her saucer with me inside her.
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Hate to be a killjoy (to doomsters, or doomtards) but I have a hunch that 12-21 will come and go, and 12-22 will come and go, and 12-25 will come and go, and 1-1-13 will come and go, and we'll still be stuck leading lives of quiet desperation in Obama's America.


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