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I Can Tell You What It's All About; Removing The Shrouds From Christianity

 
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I Can Tell You What It's All About; Removing The Shrouds From Christianity
The most common thought on a Christian's brain is: What's heaven like? Well let me tell you something. It's the norm to walk around naked in heaven, for in heaven there is no shame. There are however cold regions where bundling up is essential. Do you eat in heaven? Yes, you do, you eat good, a lot of red grapes for instance. Do you look like yourself when you die? No, you don't age a day past 25-30. Basically, you're in heaven. This is it, the garden, it's not my fault you've got free will and decided to destroy it, though. That was a lie told many thousands of years ago. No one is immortal, the sun won't allow it. Got any questions?
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Re: I Can Tell You What It's All About; Removing The Shrouds From Christianity
Currently you live in hell
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Currently you live in hell
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