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Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss

 
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Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
Be very careful how you answer this question, the implications are deep and wide. The validity of three world religions is on the line here. I have never known an Imam, Priest, Parson, or Rabbi to approach this question. We must decide here and now at GLP.


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I've wondered about this, too, OP.

Anybody want to weigh in?
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of course not. bellybuttons are the product of pregnancy.
adam was made from clay, no need for a bellybutton.
eve was made from a rib. no bellybutton.
if you get into specifics, eve is actually a clone of adam
incest!! i think. what do you call sex with yourself?
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Be very careful how you answer this question, the implications are deep and wide. The validity of three world religions is on the line here. I have never known an Imam, Priest, Parson, or Rabbi to approach this question. We must decide here and now at GLP.


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Yes, of course they did.
They came from other star systems.

You probably came from the Vega Star System.
Matter / Antimatter Inducer = Proton Gun
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Re: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
of course not. bellybuttons are the product of pregnancy.
adam was made from clay, no need for a bellybutton.
eve was made from a rib. no bellybutton.
if you get into specifics, eve is actually a clone of adam
incest!! i think. what do you call sex with yourself?
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Re: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
Slightly related question to OP's:

Did Adam have reproductive organs before Eve came along, when he was the only human around? Or was he like a Ken doll? When, exactly, did God...upgrade Adam?
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Who knows? Frankly I've wondered about that a time or two, but not a whole lot. A bigger wonder is how did they figure out how to have sex? They obviously did, since they had children.
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Who knows? Frankly I've wondered about that a time or two, but not a whole lot. A bigger wonder is how did they figure out how to have sex? They obviously did, since they had children.
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c'mon, anyone could figure that out
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Logic tells you they did not.
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Of course they didn't have belly buttons,
and Adam didn't have nipples either.
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Slightly related question to OP's:

Did Adam have reproductive organs before Eve came along, when he was the only human around? Or was he like a Ken doll? When, exactly, did God...upgrade Adam?
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This has been played out on GLP already like 50 times.

Use the GLP search box.
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Be very careful how you answer this question, the implications are deep and wide. The validity of three world religions is on the line here. I have never known an Imam, Priest, Parson, or Rabbi to approach this question. We must decide here and now at GLP.


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Re: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
Slightly related question to OP's:

Did Adam have reproductive organs before Eve came along, when he was the only human around? Or was he like a Ken doll? When, exactly, did God...upgrade Adam?
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Deep and wide indeed! Urination would have been a problem without a penis. But testicles?weirdo
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Re: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
yes, because even in an artificially created womb, being used to create a new species by splicing genes from multiple creatures together, there still must be a delivery method to supply food and other nutrients to the fetus.

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When did we lose our tails? Each of us has a remnant.
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Re: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
Slightly related question to OP's:

Did Adam have reproductive organs before Eve came along, when he was the only human around? Or was he like a Ken doll? When, exactly, did God...upgrade Adam?
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Bumpin' for da twoof.

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God said two things prior to man going into sin of great consequence. He said, "Be fruitful and multiply." Also, He said, "It is not good for man to be without woman." Clearly the design and the reproductive path had his endorsement prior to sin. Corruption of the flesh by satan sent the path into a death mode that required redemption through God's Son.
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When did we lose our tails? Each of us has a remnant.
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that happened during the initial gene splicing, tails were seen as a hindrance to mine work.
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

- Moo!
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When did we lose our tails? Each of us has a remnant.
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LIES...no we did not have tails. That is one of the most idiotic arguments for evolution in existence. We have a "tailbone" but just because it has "tail" in the name doesn't make it a remnant of any appendage. Truth be told: the tailbone is used for defecation and has several muscles that attach to it for that very purpose. That is all. Period.
There is only one kind of freedom and that's individual liberty. Our lives come from our creator and our liberty comes from our creator. It has nothing to do with government granting it.
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.3 They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
-Pslam 14
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When did we lose our tails? Each of us has a remnant.
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LIES...no we did not have tails. That is one of the most idiotic arguments for evolution in existence. We have a "tailbone" but just because it has "tail" in the name doesn't make it a remnant of any appendage. Truth be told: the tailbone is used for defecation and has several muscles that attach to it for that very purpose. That is all. Period.
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We are made in the image of God. The point of taking the mark of the beast would be to corrupt that image to the point that redemption would not be possible. Anything dealing with a tail would be in the spirit of the antichrist.
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Re: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
Who knows? Frankly I've wondered about that a time or two, but not a whole lot. A bigger wonder is how did they figure out how to have sex? They obviously did, since they had children.
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Slightly related question to OP's:

Did Adam have reproductive organs before Eve came along, when he was the only human around? Or was he like a Ken doll? When, exactly, did God...upgrade Adam?
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Everything was in place.

Do you really think Adam was walking with GOD in a garden and they where discussing the tricks of vegetarian diet?.....most of you will not get this concept......


Ever wondered why serpent vent after Eve?
What kind of fruit Eve had to bring to Adam......so Adam will realize..... Eve is mortal now....
Do you really think Adam was stupid to understand that GOD can create an army of new eves for him?

Yet....adam choose death just to be with one he loved......reminding you of something?
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Who knows? Nobody alive today has seen them
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Of course they did, they were created in a lab by aliens, they needed a tube to feed the bio reactor with ingredients.
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Re: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
Everything was in place.

Do you really think Adam was walking with GOD in a garden and they where discussing the tricks of vegetarian diet?.....most of you will not get this concept......


Ever wondered why serpent vent after Eve?
What kind of fruit Eve had to bring to Adam......so Adam will realize..... Eve is mortal now....
Do you really think Adam was stupid to understand that GOD can create an army of new eves for him?

Yet....adam choose death just to be with one he loved......reminding you of something?
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LOVE

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but we shouldn't love anyone or anything more than God
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When did we lose our tails? Each of us has a remnant.
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LIES...no we did not have tails. That is one of the most idiotic arguments for evolution in existence. We have a "tailbone" but just because it has "tail" in the name doesn't make it a remnant of any appendage. Truth be told: the tailbone is used for defecation and has several muscles that attach to it for that very purpose. That is all. Period.
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We are made in the image of God. The point of taking the mark of the beast would be to corrupt that image to the point that redemption would not be possible. Anything dealing with a tail would be in the spirit of the antichrist.
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So...now, I'm wondering.

Does God have a bellybutton?
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Re: Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?..please discuss
I've wondered about this, too, OP.

Anybody want to weigh in?
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It was all made-up bullshit, by powerful and wealthy Roman Families, to control the proles, who were getting rather rambunctious, as the Empire decayed into ruin.

It's so fucking obvious, that it's sad, really.

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