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Why can't I have friends?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:07 PM
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Why can't I have friends?
I'm a 43 y/o married family guy who lives in a house full of females. I'm tired of children's shows and chick flicks and sometimes want to do guy stuff. Go bowling, go out for beers, or just hand with the guys, but it's always discouraged. I have to be close to take the girls to the mall and pay for their useless junk. No one ever wants to do stuff I want to do. Even my mother, who lives in my basement, frowns on me having any outside guy friends. she feels any social needs I have should be met by the family. Is this right? I'm going insaine!!!!
Shoot straight Johnny

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12/08/2012 01:10 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
Even my mother, who lives in my basement
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hiding
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Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:11 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
First problem is your mother living in your basement. Second problem is listening to her. Grow some balls.
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12/08/2012 01:11 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
Even my mother, who lives in my basement
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hiding
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+1
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:12 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
why dont you do what you want to do?

are you afraid of divorce?

heaven or hell or whatever, your choice
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/08/2012 01:12 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
LOL! yup, it's true. She lives in my basement because no one else would take her. She had a stroke a few years back and is now so critical of everything and everyone.
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12/08/2012 01:13 PM

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First problem is your mother living in your basement. Second problem is listening to her. Grow some balls.
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lol ^^^
We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:13 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
Sucks to be you. Maybe you should just turn into a female too. s226
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12/08/2012 01:17 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
I'm a 43 y/o married family guy who lives in a house full of females. I'm tired of children's shows and chick flicks and sometimes want to do guy stuff. Go bowling, go out for beers, or just hand with the guys, but it's always discouraged. I have to be close to take the girls to the mall and pay for their useless junk. No one ever wants to do stuff I want to do. Even my mother, who lives in my basement, frowns on me having any outside guy friends. she feels any social needs I have should be met by the family. Is this right? I'm going insaine!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


Join the regular Freemasons. It is a men only organization. You will meet interesting new people to do things with.
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12/08/2012 01:18 PM
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12/08/2012 01:18 PM
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First problem is your mother living in your basement. Second problem is listening to her. Grow some balls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26369344

It's not just her. My wife doesn't have any friends either. All she wants to do is sit at home and stare at the damn TV like a vegetable. When I go out and have fun, I end up feeling guilty. Even when I take her out,dinner, movie or a nice walk, she doesn't seem to have fun.
overwhatshername

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12/08/2012 01:19 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
You are being used, simply put. Be a man, quit bitching, and go bowling.
I'm not saying ignore them, find a balance where you find happiness.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/08/2012 01:20 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
I'm a 43 y/o married family guy who lives in a house full of females. I'm tired of children's shows and chick flicks and sometimes want to do guy stuff. Go bowling, go out for beers, or just hand with the guys, but it's always discouraged. I have to be close to take the girls to the mall and pay for their useless junk. No one ever wants to do stuff I want to do. Even my mother, who lives in my basement, frowns on me having any outside guy friends. she feels any social needs I have should be met by the family. Is this right? I'm going insaine!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


Join the regular Freemasons. It is a men only organization. You will meet interesting new people to do things with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29329966

I've actually looked into it, but chickened out. I read up about masons on here and it startled me a little.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:24 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
hey man, if you're getting laid regularly, you're not missing anything important!
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:24 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
You want to hand with the guys? Dude, you're gay, that's the problem. Be true to yourself, there is nothing wrong with that
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12/08/2012 01:27 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
I'm a 43 y/o married family guy who lives in a house full of females. I'm tired of children's shows and chick flicks and sometimes want to do guy stuff. Go bowling, go out for beers, or just hand with the guys, but it's always discouraged. I have to be close to take the girls to the mall and pay for their useless junk. No one ever wants to do stuff I want to do. Even my mother, who lives in my basement, frowns on me having any outside guy friends. she feels any social needs I have should be met by the family. Is this right? I'm going insaine!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


Join the regular Freemasons. It is a men only organization. You will meet interesting new people to do things with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29329966


Weird. I just noticed a masonic lodge in my hometown the other day. It's been there for 50 years and I only just really "looked" at it. wtf
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:29 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
First problem is your mother living in your basement. Second problem is listening to her. Grow some balls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26369344

It's not just her. My wife doesn't have any friends either. All she wants to do is sit at home and stare at the damn TV like a vegetable. When I go out and have fun, I end up feeling guilty. Even when I take her out,dinner, movie or a nice walk, she doesn't seem to have fun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


You need a romantic weekend, dude. Just the two of you, and don't take your cell phones so they can't reach you.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:29 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
OP - Listen and learn:

Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/08/2012 01:34 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
First problem is your mother living in your basement. Second problem is listening to her. Grow some balls.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26369344

It's not just her. My wife doesn't have any friends either. All she wants to do is sit at home and stare at the damn TV like a vegetable. When I go out and have fun, I end up feeling guilty. Even when I take her out,dinner, movie or a nice walk, she doesn't seem to have fun.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


You need a romantic weekend, dude. Just the two of you, and don't take your cell phones so they can't reach you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5676214

How would that help me? I don't quite see it? Are you a chick?
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:35 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
Because Canadian men are to real men as...
a wine spritzer is to a gin and tonic
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/08/2012 01:36 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
You want to hand with the guys? Dude, you're gay, that's the problem. Be true to yourself, there is nothing wrong with that
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LOL! Hand should be hang, though at this stage I wouldn't be opposed to anything different.
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:36 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
you seem like a woman, so it makes sense.
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12/08/2012 01:39 PM
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you seem like a woman, so it makes sense.
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Yeah, I know. I think I'm actually growing tits too. yeahsure
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 01:41 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
I'm a 43 y/o married family guy who lives in a house full of females. I'm tired of children's shows and chick flicks and sometimes want to do guy stuff. Go bowling, go out for beers, or just hand with the guys, but it's always discouraged. I have to be close to take the girls to the mall and pay for their useless junk. No one ever wants to do stuff I want to do. Even my mother, who lives in my basement, frowns on me having any outside guy friends. she feels any social needs I have should be met by the family. Is this right? I'm going insaine!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


Join the regular Freemasons. It is a men only organization. You will meet interesting new people to do things with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29329966

I've actually looked into it, but chickened out. I read up about masons on here and it startled me a little.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


Go find out about them from themselves, not a misinformation site like this. You will always have the excuse of "secret" masonic business to get you away and into some guy's basement bar, or such like.
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12/08/2012 01:42 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
you seem like a woman, so it makes sense.
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Yeah, I know. I think I'm actually growing tits too. yeahsure
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


honestly brah, if you want to be the MAN of the house, you HAVE to leave for 2-3 days. When you get back explain NOTHING just tell them they should count their lucky stars you have returned.


of course, there's no hope you will do that, you have been pussified. But now at least you know what you must do. Go walk into the wilderness and reclaim what makes you a man.
ParallaxPam

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12/08/2012 01:45 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
Seriously? I am a woman and former wife (widow). I always encouraged my husband to go out and hang with his male friends. They could commiserate with each other and then realize that they really didn't have it so bad. A wife who doesn't understand this as an important tool is an idiot. She needs to go out once in awhile and do the same with her girlfriends. If she doesn't have any then I would say she has major insecurity issues.

Just go out! Give her some notice but don't "ask" for permission. Just say a couple of days beforehand "Jerry and the guys and I are getting together for bowling so you won't need to cook for me on Friday".

If your mother is discouraging it then she probably has issues she needs to address too such as she might have been cheated on but that is not YOUR problem or issue.

Get out dude and do man things before you get really bitter. Your wife is dumb in my opinion.
aliensbro

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12/08/2012 03:21 PM
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Because Canadian men are to real men as...
a wine spritzer is to a gin and tonic
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THIS +1
Anonymous Coward
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12/08/2012 03:24 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
You poor bastard OP! I don't know what you need to do and I'm not giving advice but I'd get in my car and drive away and never look back. At 43 your life is already half over.
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12/08/2012 03:33 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
I'm a 43 y/o married family guy who lives in a house full of females. I'm tired of children's shows and chick flicks and sometimes want to do guy stuff. Go bowling, go out for beers, or just hand with the guys, but it's always discouraged. I have to be close to take the girls to the mall and pay for their useless junk. No one ever wants to do stuff I want to do. Even my mother, who lives in my basement, frowns on me having any outside guy friends. she feels any social needs I have should be met by the family. Is this right? I'm going insaine!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29349000


Oh poor you, boo hoo...
Why don't you try to be thankful that you have a family, some people have no one.

What a little boy, "no one wants to do guy stuff"..

baby
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12/08/2012 03:37 PM
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OP, you got a seraglio. What are you complaining about? Get em all working and you can retire early. rockon
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12/08/2012 04:35 PM
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Re: Why can't I have friends?
Asking us is playing the game they've trained you to play.

Which is fine, but be aware of what you do.
Overstand, this isn't a sermon from the hill, but a 'Trespassers Will Be Shot' Sign.

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