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| Shoot straight Johnny User ID: 29186232 12/08/2012 02:10 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your concerns about this are basically nonsense. Of course most people would be grateful if a trained professional attended to your chocking wife and saved her life. However, as a designated First Aider in my job, I should also point out that if we are checking a woman for broken bones, such as ribs (since we would sometimes have to do a 'full body feel'), we have to use the back of our hands to check, and not use the palms. This is basically for the same reasons that you mentioned (public perception). Also, we are not allowed to call it the Heimlich maneuver any more, since the chap who invented it (Doctor Henry Heimlich) was expected to receive royalties every time his name or technique was mentioned, such as in a book or training manual. So recently we have to refer to them as Abdominal Thrusts. Last Edited by Shoot straight Johnny on 12/08/2012 02:17 PM In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God. And the Word Was God. [link to www.youtube.com] |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 29337103 12/08/2012 02:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Of course, you probably say, "Yes." because otherwise she would die, but that's not the question. The question is whether it would linger in your mind and bother you later that someone had that kind of physical contact with your wife/girlfriend. Quoting: Heimlich Curious 12430998 Do you know what LOVE means? It is THE most powerful feeling. It can even neutralize 37 dicks... |
Chip![]() Forum Moderator User ID: 28982515 12/08/2012 02:19 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great question! Please answer OP! Last Edited by Chip on 12/08/2012 02:20 PM Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Shoot straight Johnny User ID: 29186232 12/08/2012 02:22 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you guys also have to refer to someone shitting his pants as Anal Thrusts because pant shitter sounds so offensive? See....that is what tip-toeing through too many tulips in your clogs while high as a kite will do to your mind In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with God. And the Word Was God. [link to www.youtube.com] |
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| Vast Deferens User ID: 17509594 12/08/2012 02:32 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As a trained professional who understands such concerns, I take extra care to avoid the Heimlich and use the alternate method of sticking my cock directly into the throat to push the obstruction through. Hosea 2:2 Plead with your mother, plead: for she is not my wife, neither am I her husband: let her therefore put away her whoredoms out of her sight, and her adulteries from between her breasts; 2:3 Lest I strip her naked, and set her as in the day that she was born, and make her as a wilderness, and set her like a dry land, and slay her with thirst. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1379518 12/08/2012 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Are you guys also have to refer to someone shitting his pants as Anal Thrusts because pant shitter sounds so offensive? See....that is what tip-toeing through too many tulips in your clogs while high as a kite will do to your mind Excuse me, I just had to involve in physical aggression because my wife got Heimliched (damn I said Heimlich again, they probaly will charge me for that) by a stranger. Call it a PTSD. Of course a pants shitter is also called a pants shitter by first aiders. |
| Heimlich Curious (OP) User ID: 12430998 12/08/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But the heimlich isn't sexual at all...apples and oranges, OP, apples and oranges. Quoting: EB Loves TLB If however, you really are bothered by this thought, you may wish to do some serious soul-searching, and take a hard look at why you feel like you do... Have a Great Day! I think I already alluded to why, because I feel like I'm surrounded by strangers who I can't trust, and more and more it feels like we're all being controlled and losing our privacy. |
| Heimlich Curious (OP) User ID: 12430998 12/08/2012 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm just trying to make sense of the world. There are so many contradictions to our various social rules. Here's a circumstance that comes up more often. Why do people get angry when their wives/girlfriends or husbands/boyfriends cheat on them? If the person "cheats" on you, then that person either doesn't want you, or he/she wants both you and the third person. So, why get angry? Why not just either leave the relationship peacefully and find what you do want or simply accept that person's need for love from two different people? That's a rhetorical question. Personally, I like the idea of no one touching my girlfriend/wife but me. It simplifies things, and frankly it's an animal instinct within me, the same as the mating instinct that makes me want a girlfriend/wife in the first place. Being a perfectionist is also a curse, I guess. |
| Heimlich Curious (OP) User ID: 12430998 12/08/2012 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm surprised no one has brought up what happens if a woman is pregnant and goes to a hospital to give birth (where she would not only be unclothed but might have lots of strangers hands all over her and in her private regions). Some call this "birth rape", and I did NOT invent that term myself. You can do a Web search yourself to find it. An alternative is "unassisted childbirth", where a woman delivers a baby herself. Like I said, I'm just trying to make sense of these contradictions in our social rules, and I'm not the only one thinking about whether our current system is a little corrupt and disrespectful. |
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Chip![]() Forum Moderator User ID: 18591269 12/08/2012 04:04 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are the facts OP: you are extremely insecure. Especially in regards to your ability to satisfy your woman. That's not permanent, with some work you can fix that. The first step towards your recovery is to accept the fact that you have absolutely no control over how anybody in this world feels. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Heimlich Curious (OP) User ID: 12430998 12/08/2012 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are the facts OP: you are extremely insecure. Especially in regards to your ability to satisfy your woman. That's not permanent, with some work you can fix that. The first step towards your recovery is to accept the fact that you have absolutely no control over how anybody in this world feels. Quoting: Chip Wrong. That's wrong. You make the wrong assumptions. It's not about satisfying the woman. I'm sure a woman can be satisfied with many distractions in her life, and if she really loved me then she would come running back to me despite all of them. It's not about the woman. It's about the relationship. The problem is what exactly does a relationship mean? What's the point? You suggest that the point is to satisfy the woman. That's a bit one-sided. I think the point is instead for the woman to be something special for me (and I something special for her). Otherwise, there is no relationship, and the more people who get involved the less special the relationship is. It becomes diluted. You people who don't get this are ruled by emotion and not very analytical. Society seems to be a little illogical to me. |
| Heimlich Curious (OP) User ID: 12430998 12/08/2012 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The first step towards your recovery is to accept the fact that you have absolutely no control over how anybody in this world feels. Quoting: Chip That's a completely erroneous statement. We all have control over how other people feel based on our actions and the words we speak! That's how social interaction works! We all influence each other on a daily basis! |
| Heimlich Curious (OP) User ID: 12430998 12/08/2012 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some cultures throughout history and still today place high importance on the handling of the dead bodies of their loved ones. There's this concept of "desecrating the dead" that they want to avoid, so they're careful to bury them in certain locations in certain ways. I remember seeing a news story a few years ago about how it was disrespectful that the dead bodies in a certain cemetery were relocated or that the funeral records had become disorganized. Whatever the details, my first thought was, "They're just dead, rotting bodies. Why does it even matter what happens to them?" People place different importance on different things. The concept of "sacred" is not universal across cultures nor across individuals, and I'm personally struggling to find my own meaning of "sacred" after being disappointed by many of the religious and cultural norms I was taught to believe in growing up. |
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Chip![]() Forum Moderator User ID: 18591269 12/08/2012 06:25 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here are the facts OP: you are extremely insecure. Especially in regards to your ability to satisfy your woman. That's not permanent, with some work you can fix that. The first step towards your recovery is to accept the fact that you have absolutely no control over how anybody in this world feels. Quoting: Chip Wrong. That's wrong. You make the wrong assumptions. It's not about satisfying the woman. I'm sure a woman can be satisfied with many distractions in her life, and if she really loved me then she would come running back to me despite all of them. It's not about the woman. It's about the relationship. The problem is what exactly does a relationship mean? What's the point? You suggest that the point is to satisfy the woman. That's a bit one-sided. I think the point is instead for the woman to be something special for me (and I something special for her). Otherwise, there is no relationship, and the more people who get involved the less special the relationship is. It becomes diluted. You people who don't get this are ruled by emotion and not very analytical. Society seems to be a little illogical to me. You're nutters bro...accept it and move on. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain |
| Saratonin User ID: 6418504 12/08/2012 06:26 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As long as no guy is trying to stick his thing up my while saving my life I am cool with it. But there is many perves you must watch for. My Blog - [link to blog.emergencyoutdoors.com] Online Survival Store - [link to www.emergencyoutdoors.com] Heirloom (Non-GMO) Survival Seeds - [link to www.emergencyoutdoors.com] |
| Heimlich Curious (OP) User ID: 12430998 12/09/2012 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But the heimlich isn't sexual at all...apples and oranges, OP, apples and oranges. Quoting: EB Loves TLB Really? Would you let me come over your house and perform the Heimlich Maneuver on YOUR wife any time I want? What about a breast exam? Maybe you could let me examine your wife's breasts. I'm not a professional, but I am very curious. I make those facetious statements purely for the sake of argument. The person's intentions might not be sexual in a certain situation, but think about the physical act itself. Morality is not black and white. There is life and death, but there is also respect. |
| Heimlich Curious (OP) User ID: 12430998 12/09/2012 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Wrong" is such a relative term. The modern world is out of balance, full of artificial structures created by arrogant and fallible human beings, and you people swallow their propaganda and conform to their rules without question. You're all so obsessed with making money, looking good, and extending the lengths of your physical lives. I want to bring back nature and respect and a little spiritual enlightenment. |
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