The Heimlich Maneuver On Your Wife

Actually, it's a horrible question. Anyone who responds so bluntly to a philosophical question is not very open-minded (and potentially not very intelligent either, since intelligence necessitates a certain curiosity towards opposing theories and new ways of looking at the world). You were lucky I responded at all with more detail about my point of view.

I'd give you the Heimlich!!!

As a professional Heimlicher, I ALWAYS fuck the bitch in the ass while I Heimlich her. In fact, last night I sodomized your Mom as I Heimliched her.

I'm almost pissing my pants laughing, you moran.