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Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying

 
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Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
When They talk about God like This and every other Damn word in their Blasted post is Capitalized. It Just reads So lame, and seems Childish. crisco
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
they're all crazy. I just heard something on the news about how one of the local churchgoers was cheating on his wife with one of the other married women at the church and he ended up killing his wife. Avoid them at all cost
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I only have problems with Christians on this site. IRL most Christians are fine.

On this site though they are always trying to convert people and argue with scripture as if scripture proves anything. 10 different people can read a line of scripture and come up with 10 different meanings.
Ayatollah Khomeini:
“Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled and incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of [other] countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world. But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world…. Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them [the non-Muslims], put them to the sword and scatter [their armies]. Does this mean sitting back until [non-Muslims] overcome us? Islam says: Kill in the service of Allah those who may want to kill you! Does this mean that we should surrender to the enemy? Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Koranic] verses and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all that mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim.”
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they're all crazy. I just heard something on the news about how one of the local churchgoers was cheating on his wife with one of the other married women at the church and he ended up killing his wife. Avoid them at all cost
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It's a good Thing For you That such things never Occur in The atheist World.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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they're all crazy. I just heard something on the news about how one of the local churchgoers was cheating on his wife with one of the other married women at the church and he ended up killing his wife. Avoid them at all cost
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or they are satanists embedded in the churches... this is pretty well documented... the institutions are corrupted...

:)
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
I only have problems with Christians on this site. IRL most Christians are fine.

On this site though they are always trying to convert people and argue with scripture as if scripture proves anything. 10 different people can read a line of scripture and come up with 10 different meanings.
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they should quote some old testament scripture.... like the parts that condone rape, slavery, human sacrifice, etc....
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
I only have problems with Christians on this site. IRL most Christians are fine.

On this site though they are always trying to convert people and argue with scripture as if scripture proves anything. 10 different people can read a line of scripture and come up with 10 different meanings.
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Best explanation ever!!!! Ty!
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
I will pray for you.

May Jesus accept your suffering soul into his bossum of eternal peace, even though it's clear you are unworthy of his love.

Luckily, Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and Jesus said, and I quote"

yodashit
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
I only have problems with Christians on this site. IRL most Christians are fine.

On this site though they are always trying to convert people and argue with scripture as if scripture proves anything. 10 different people can read a line of scripture and come up with 10 different meanings.
 Quoting: l3ol3o



i hardly ever use scripture to show the truth of it...

i prefer testimonies of former satanists, illuminati and MUFON researchers... and time travelers involved with the Montauk Project, for example... just to keep it real here at GLP...

:)

Thread: John Lear is wrong about Christ (much as I like him) :)
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
I only have problems with Christians on this site. IRL most Christians are fine.

On this site though they are always trying to convert people and argue with scripture as if scripture proves anything. 10 different people can read a line of scripture and come up with 10 different meanings.
 Quoting: l3ol3o


they should quote some old testament scripture.... like the parts that condone rape, slavery, human sacrifice, etc....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29274067


this might be a reflection of human consciousness, not God's...

Romans used to slaughter each other when power changed hands... perhaps Christ brought a change in consciousness we take for granted??

:)

Thread: John Lear is wrong about Christ (much as I like him) :)
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lmao

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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:shining1:
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very satanic of you bickle... it is reversal of things Christian within the satanic peeps that gave away some of what is going on to people like me who were undecided...

this is well-documented as well...

:)
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I'll bet you didn't know that members of Westboro church post regularly on this forum. And we all know how loving those people are.
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I will pray for you.

May Jesus accept your suffering soul into his bossum of eternal peace, even though it's clear you are unworthy of his love.

Luckily, Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and Jesus said, and I quote"

:yodashit:
"
 Quoting: Hales


Its arrogant evil self rightous replis like ^^^this^^^ that prove OP to be well justified in his statement.
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:shining1:
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


lmao
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oh yes, a film about one of the greatest artists who ever lived show-casing his deep-seated regret that he worked for tptb and perpetrated fraud on humanity with moon-landing hoax is quite funny, isn't it? especially when it involves an upside-down bible... oh, the belly aching! lol... research a little satanism if you have the stomach... it gets funnier...

sorry Ad, but have you seen this film deconstructed by Jay Weidner? he is not a Christian, btw...

:)
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
very satanic of you bickle... it is reversal of things Christian within the satanic peeps that gave away some of what is going on to people like me who were undecided...

this is well-documented as well...

:)
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Christians tend to not have a sense of humor

rockon
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oh, I am sorry--satanism is sooo funny! i forgot!

:)
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
I will pray for you.

May Jesus accept your suffering soul into his bossum of eternal peace, even though it's clear you are unworthy of his love.

Luckily, Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and Jesus said, and I quote"

:yodashit:
"
 Quoting: Hales


Its arrogant evil self rightous replis like ^^^this^^^ that prove OP to be well justified in his statement.
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straw man--does he represent Christ's teachings? or satanic ones?

just because someone says they believe does not make them a believer nor perfect, in any case...

:)
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you dudes need some discernment when you choose to judge...

and lump everyone together...

it is not that deep nor difficult... love for God and each other... or not...

:)
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I will pray for you.

May Jesus accept your suffering soul into his bossum of eternal peace, even though it's clear you are unworthy of his love.

Luckily, Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and Jesus said, and I quote"

:yodashit:
"
 Quoting: Hales


Its arrogant evil self rightous replis like ^^^this^^^ that prove OP to be well justified in his statement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16306735



straw man--does he represent Christ's teachings? or satanic ones?

just because someone says they believe does not make them a believer nor perfect, in any case...

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22070412


Thats true.

From what ive seen being a "Beleiver" only makes the evil in side stand out all the more.

The more of a beleiver you are...the more the evil pride filled arrogance and snide puffed up hypocrisy buried inside all of us comes out.

ALL of us have the "Potential" to be evil arrogant self rightous assholes...all someone needs to do to become an evil self rightous asshole is "beleive" in the very thing that brings those buried qualities to life.

So to all out there who are humble and polite and always see the best in people and love others and forgive others..ALL you have to do to change your evil ways and avoid being burnt alive forever is to become a beleiver and allow the self rightous evil arrogant hypocritical side of you come to the surface...Trust in Jesus..he is well able to transform a loving soul into a hate filled condemning self rightous ASSHOLE if ya just allow him to.
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I'll bet you didn't know that members of Westboro church post regularly on this forum. And we all know how loving those people are.
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I will pray for you.

May Jesus accept your suffering soul into his bossum of eternal peace, even though it's clear you are unworthy of his love.

Luckily, Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and Jesus said, and I quote"

:yodashit:
"
 Quoting: Hales


Its arrogant evil self rightous replis like ^^^this^^^ that prove OP to be well justified in his statement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16306735


Not really because if Christ lived with him or her, that post would not have been made. In which case, you cannot tell the difference and therefore have no inkling that enemies always infiltrate the group they wish to bring down. Happens all the time in the secular world, and the Christian life is no exception. Here's the danger - you are believing Satan and his minions instead of asking your Creator yourself. In which case, you prefer to believe the lie. God does not have to prove anything to you or to me - If you wish to believe that AC walks with Christ, He will let you believe it. It should trouble you that you cannot tell the difference between a person who lives for God and an anonymous person on the Internet that is feeding you the carefully crafted deception Satan has built to keep you in. Do you think Satan points the way to God or leads away from God?
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I will pray for you.

May Jesus accept your suffering soul into his bossum of eternal peace, even though it's clear you are unworthy of his love.

Luckily, Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and Jesus said, and I quote"

:yodashit:
"
 Quoting: Hales


Its arrogant evil self rightous replis like ^^^this^^^ that prove OP to be well justified in his statement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16306735


Not really because if Christ lived with him or her, that post would not have been made. In which case, you cannot tell the difference and therefore have no inkling that enemies always infiltrate the group they wish to bring down. Happens all the time in the secular world, and the Christian life is no exception. Here's the danger - you are believing Satan and his minions instead of asking your Creator yourself. In which case, you prefer to believe the lie. God does not have to prove anything to you or to me - If you wish to believe that AC walks with Christ, He will let you believe it. It should trouble you that you cannot tell the difference between a person who lives for God and an anonymous person on the Internet that is feeding you the carefully crafted deception Satan has built to keep you in. Do you think Satan points the way to God or leads away from God?
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This thread now makes some sense.

Now that we can all see the fruit of it.

Thread: EX satanist spills the beans on the christian church infiltration and the truth behind why most christians are so cold and heartless.
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On this site though they are always trying to convert people and argue with scripture as if scripture proves anything. 10 different people can read a line of scripture and come up with 10 different meanings.
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grizzy Er I hope that you'll not be relying on that excuse come Judgement Day.

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you dudes need some discernment when you choose to judge...

and lump everyone together...

it is not that deep nor difficult... love for God and each other... or not...

:)
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Glad you brought up discernment.

How come many 'christians' don't practice discernment when they righteously judge others and tell them they aren't going to heaven unless they adopt their religious dogma and do the Jesus is my savior routine?

Additionally...

How come many of the religious folk always judge and assume that those who speak out against religion are speaking out against 'God' and label them satanists when in reality the only problem they have is with religion itself and not 'God'?

hmm

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On this site though they are always trying to convert people and argue with scripture as if scripture proves anything. 10 different people can read a line of scripture and come up with 10 different meanings.
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grizzy Er I hope that you'll not be relying on that excuse come Judgement Day.

HI THERE!... [link to www.chick.com]
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If anyone should be concerned about 'Judgement Day' I think it would be the self-righteous individuals who seek to manipulate others through the use of fear tactics. What goes around comes around Judethz.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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You Mad? ;)
The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready?

Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

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Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

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If anyone should be concerned about 'Judgement Day' I think it would be the self-righteous individuals who seek to manipulate others through the use of fear tactics. What goes around comes around Judethz.
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judethcflo9 Well don't knock it. Fear of the Lord has it's honorable place in the scheme of things.

Psa 111:10 The fear of the LORD [is] the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do [his commandments]: his praise endureth for ever.

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If anyone should be concerned about 'Judgement Day' I think it would be the self-righteous individuals who seek to manipulate others through the use of fear tactics. What goes around comes around Judethz.
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Well don't knock it. Fear of the Lord has it's honorable place in the scheme of things.

Psa 111:10 The fear of the LORD [is] the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do [his commandments]: his praise endureth for ever.
 Quoting: Judethz


Incorrect... Wisdom is sourced from the heart and 'fear' is an emotion of the mind (brain). You will never gain wisdom through the emotion of fear.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: Gotta admit, Christians are pretty annoying
Granted there are a lot of hypocritical fools posing as Christians especially in the west, however true Christians(the minority these days) are noble followers of God. You'll never catch a devout Christian shouting and flailing around screaming random (and false) things about Isa/Jesus(alayhi sallam) nor any of the fear-mongering about everyone going to hell if they don't idolize Isa.
Feed the hungry, visit the sick, free a captive if he be unjustly confined(kidnapped/enslaved by someone). Assist any person oppressed, whether they're of the Muslim or non-Muslim. - Prophet Muhammad (sallallahu alayhi wasallam)
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How come many 'christians' don't practice discernment when they righteously judge others and tell them they aren't going to heaven unless they adopt their religious dogma and do the Jesus is my savior routine?

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Anhedonic,

Let me try to explain why christians say you have to confess Jesus as savior in order to know God.hf


It's because 'the do Jesus is my savior routine' is God's prescribed way for us to connect with him. God says in no uncertain terms that 'You gotta confess Jesus as the Christ(promised savior sent from the Father)in order to know God.'

God says it right here:

"Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ(savior)? He is anti-christ, that denieth the Father and the Son.

Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: but he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also." I John 2:22-23


So bottom line is You can't know God without knowing his Son, Jesus Christ.
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