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Is it true that most women prefer oral pleasure as opposed to penetrative sex?

 
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12/08/2012 07:59 PM
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I think most women get turned on if you yell out that you feel like you have to move your bowels from all the pumping. HAWT
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12/08/2012 08:01 PM
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Re: Is it true that most women prefer oral pleasure as opposed to penetrative sex?
My wife loves anything I do. But I make sure she comes her ass off.

There is a nerve pocket deep in the bag called the cup-de-sac. It's past the cervix. Get up in there and she'll be clucking like a chicken and pissing herself.

Another good thing, if she's had kids, is to lube your hand up really good and slowly work it in. Make sure your nails are trimmed tight. Loosen her up and start pumping her with a gentle upper cut. It helps if she's drunk. Make a fist and twist your arm around. Once she's warmed up you can really go to town. It's a mild birth simulation that triggers emotions deep in the recesses of her mind. She'll squirt everywhere then cry like a baby afterwards. She'll float on air for a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8199812


Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!!

I just lol'd so hard I cried.

"Pump her with a gentle uppercut."

omg

How do you bring that up? Like, hey babe, since you're all loose and shit after having that damn kid and all... how abouts I work my fist in there and gently uppercut your guts?
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My wife loves anything I do. But I make sure she comes her ass off.

There is a nerve pocket deep in the bag called the cup-de-sac. It's past the cervix. Get up in there and she'll be clucking like a chicken and pissing herself.

Another good thing, if she's had kids, is to lube your hand up really good and slowly work it in. Make sure your nails are trimmed tight. Loosen her up and start pumping her with a gentle upper cut. It helps if she's drunk. Make a fist and twist your arm around. Once she's warmed up you can really go to town. It's a mild birth simulation that triggers emotions deep in the recesses of her mind. She'll squirt everywhere then cry like a baby afterwards. She'll float on air for a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8199812


Fisting chicks is awesome, I did this one and it was something else... Of course, you need to fuck them in the ass later if you want to get off yourself, since any bitch that has had a kid and can take a fist has a box big enough to sail the Titanic into...
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Lol! Fortunately it all snaps back into place. I don't pack the shitter but I will skull pump her. She bought this edible lube that helps it slide all the way down her throat. I call her the sword swallower.
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Most women can have an orgasm from penetration if you line up the areas down there just right so that you're thrusting and also stimulating the clit with your pubic bone.

Very few women orgasm from just straight penetration and no other stimulation.
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12/08/2012 08:10 PM
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My wife loves anything I do. But I make sure she comes her ass off.

There is a nerve pocket deep in the bag called the cup-de-sac. It's past the cervix. Get up in there and she'll be clucking like a chicken and pissing herself.

Another good thing, if she's had kids, is to lube your hand up really good and slowly work it in. Make sure your nails are trimmed tight. Loosen her up and start pumping her with a gentle upper cut. It helps if she's drunk. Make a fist and twist your arm around. Once she's warmed up you can really go to town. It's a mild birth simulation that triggers emotions deep in the recesses of her mind. She'll squirt everywhere then cry like a baby afterwards. She'll float on air for a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8199812


Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!!

I just lol'd so hard I cried.

"Pump her with a gentle uppercut."

omg

How do you bring that up? Like, hey babe, since you're all loose and shit after having that damn kid and all... how abouts I work my fist in there and gently uppercut your guts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


I don't know. I just take control and do it. Like a doctor. The first time I ever did that was b4 marriage with a girl I worked with. We went out and got drunk and ended up doing XTC. At work the next week she was like what did you do to me and had big doe eyes. I think it changed her life.
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12/08/2012 08:19 PM
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My penis is not on the small side and up to today i have had sex with 26 women. let me tell you this, too long gets you no adventage. it's not like in porn movies. for most girls it just hurts when it goes in to deep.
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12/08/2012 08:28 PM
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My wife loves anything I do. But I make sure she comes her ass off.

There is a nerve pocket deep in the bag called the cup-de-sac. It's past the cervix. Get up in there and she'll be clucking like a chicken and pissing herself.

Another good thing, if she's had kids, is to lube your hand up really good and slowly work it in. Make sure your nails are trimmed tight. Loosen her up and start pumping her with a gentle upper cut. It helps if she's drunk. Make a fist and twist your arm around. Once she's warmed up you can really go to town. It's a mild birth simulation that triggers emotions deep in the recesses of her mind. She'll squirt everywhere then cry like a baby afterwards. She'll float on air for a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8199812


Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!!

I just lol'd so hard I cried.

"Pump her with a gentle uppercut."

omg

How do you bring that up? Like, hey babe, since you're all loose and shit after having that damn kid and all... how abouts I work my fist in there and gently uppercut your guts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


I don't know. I just take control and do it. Like a doctor. The first time I ever did that was b4 marriage with a girl I worked with. We went out and got drunk and ended up doing XTC. At work the next week she was like what did you do to me and had big doe eyes. I think it changed her life.
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And when she asked what you did to her, did you tell her that you got her drunk, high on drugs and then fisted her?
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12/08/2012 08:36 PM
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My wife loves anything I do. But I make sure she comes her ass off.

There is a nerve pocket deep in the bag called the cup-de-sac. It's past the cervix. Get up in there and she'll be clucking like a chicken and pissing herself.

Another good thing, if she's had kids, is to lube your hand up really good and slowly work it in. Make sure your nails are trimmed tight. Loosen her up and start pumping her with a gentle upper cut. It helps if she's drunk. Make a fist and twist your arm around. Once she's warmed up you can really go to town. It's a mild birth simulation that triggers emotions deep in the recesses of her mind. She'll squirt everywhere then cry like a baby afterwards. She'll float on air for a week.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8199812


Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!!

I just lol'd so hard I cried.

"Pump her with a gentle uppercut."

omg

How do you bring that up? Like, hey babe, since you're all loose and shit after having that damn kid and all... how abouts I work my fist in there and gently uppercut your guts?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


I don't know. I just take control and do it. Like a doctor. The first time I ever did that was b4 marriage with a girl I worked with. We went out and got drunk and ended up doing XTC. At work the next week she was like what did you do to me and had big doe eyes. I think it changed her life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8199812


And when she asked what you did to her, did you tell her that you got her drunk, high on drugs and then fisted her?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1227147


I just smiled. But she did blow me in the parking lot after work.
Sexy Rexy
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12/08/2012 08:42 PM
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Re: Is it true that most women prefer oral pleasure as opposed to penetrative sex?
Being a Gay Dude who used to slurp and jab the pussies, these days I like to penetrate my meat pies more than having my love stick sucked! afro
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12/08/2012 09:07 PM
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if its thick enough...it tugs on her clit while thrusting...this gets her off. Long dicks mean nothing. Thick is what they want. Give her oral...then a thicky...u got a satisfied woman. Happy God gave me one...works like colt 45 (every time)
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12/08/2012 09:22 PM
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I've been married for many years. (almost 30). My wife is 50 and looks like she's 30. After 3 kids, thats a chore. She works hard at it. Anyway, she has never been able to orgasm with penetrative sex. I don't do the oral thing but she really loves me to "finger" her. I've figured out how to do that and 99% of the time, well, lets just put it like this: you could surf the waves on that water bed sometimes!!!

The odd thing is that in the last 5 years or so, she absolutely craves penetration AFTER her orgasm and she REALLY enjoys it (...which mean I REALY enjoys it too!)

To all you young people out there: I am a normal, healthy mail. Got married when I was 21 (wife was 22). After 3 kids and 29 years of marriage the sex is BETTER THAN EVER! No, really, you think it can't get any better than this, but, treat your wife like you should and 30 years you'll think back about it and, well, all I can say is that at 50 years old, I'm enjoying more and better sex than ever!

But, then, I've treated my wife the proper way. I've allowed her to stay home and raise the kids like she wanted. I've respected her, loved her, and partnered with her to the best of my ability and, man, does she show me her appreciation.

Every once in a while I come home for lunch. With the kids at school she's a wild one! Man, she's going to kill me but you can bet I'll die with a smile on my face.
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12/08/2012 09:33 PM
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on the belly get in deep make her close the legs and she will come like a jackhammer , great for you undersized guys
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like a jackhammer ? )I have never seen one ejaculate ...

lol
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12/08/2012 09:45 PM

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Almost all girls dig both. Most can't get off without some oral. Some of them go absolutely insane and scream their heads off again and again, fun and amuzing once you get used to it :)

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12/08/2012 09:55 PM
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Sex is for Fags!!
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12/09/2012 04:34 AM
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Re: Is it true that most women prefer oral pleasure as opposed to penetrative sex?
alternatively , just keep banging chicks till you find one that comes from penetration and keep her.
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12/09/2012 08:31 AM
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Re: Is it true that most women prefer oral pleasure as opposed to penetrative sex?
no.....some women dont like oral sex at all. If I wanted that I'd be with another female.
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12/09/2012 11:29 AM
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Re: Is it true that most women prefer oral pleasure as opposed to penetrative sex?
I like everything!
Start off with oral to warm things up.
Then use your fingers inside the vagina massaging up towards the belly. This stimulates the gspot.
If she is open to it, rim her ass at the same time as massaging the gspot.
Sometimes you can get 3 fingers inside.
Then go back to oral.
By the time she is warmed up, she will be begging to be fucked.
(AT least I am lol)
But don't stop at fucking. Go back again to oral, fingers, fucking. Vary it.
If sex is shorter than 20-30 minutes, you are doing it wrong.

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