Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........

I'd pass.

They're nice poeple but sequacious beyond an ability to reason with -- they've bought crap lock, stock, and barrel.

I already know the Bible front and back and it's boring. I don't know how people can endure to 'study' it.

lol jesus in disguise?

don't forget to mention a bag of herb

I would tell em to Fuck off One I dont like Cheap Shitty microwave pancakes for Ignoramus people, and Two I dont give a shit about sports in the slightest and I feel if anyone cares about sports of any kind (besides Martial arts) they are fucking retarded mindless peons to society.

Now regarding my previous post a Bag of herb would prolly catch my attention Can only get closer to God whilst High

Ok, for you only I'll throw in a drag race tutorial

You're cult leader was a freemason lol, the sheep is strong in this one.

There were no stone mason's in his time;
God, who long ago spoke on many occasions and in many ways to our forefathers by means of the prophets, 2 has at the end of these days spoken to us by means of a Son, whom he appointed heir of all things, and through whom he made the systems of things. 3 He is the reflection of [his] glory and the exact representation of his very being, and he sustains all things by the word of his power; and after he had made a purification for our sins he sat down on the right hand of the Majesty in lofty places. 4 So he has become better than the angels, to the extent that he has inherited a name more excellent than theirs." He1:1

Never worked for me, gave it up in the 70's. Well actually now that I think back it was while smoking that I noticed a leaf had the same 'bone structure' as my hand and ..... well, glad I quit it was killing my imagination and motivation.

Jehovah's Witnesses are freaks.

I grew up in a family full of those people..on my fathers side.

The most insane people I've ever had the displeasure of being forced to endure.

Yeah I know, that's why we couldn't build our own Kingdom Hall but converted the local insane asylum over instead. We couldn't read the blueprints and they didn't send any connect the dot pictures so we had to settle for lowered expectations.
Oh bty, no more free pancakes for you.

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Why did you invest so much time in something so boring anyway?
BTW what does this mean;
"On that day Jesus, having left the house, was sitting by the sea; 2 and great crowds gathered to him, so that he went aboard a boat and sat down, and all the crowd was standing on the beach. 3 Then he told them many things by illustrations, saying: “Look! A sower went out to sow; 4 and as he was sowing, some [seeds] fell alongside the road, and the birds came and ate them up. 5 Others fell upon the rocky places where they did not have much soil, and at once they sprang up because of not having depth of soil. 6 But when the sun rose they were scorched, and because of not having root they withered. 7 Others, too, fell among the thorns, and the thorns came up and choked them. 8 Still others fell upon the fine soil and they began to yield fruit, this one a hundredfold, that one sixty, the other thirty. 9 Let him that has ears listen.” Mt13:1

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You had me at pancakes!! LOL

They look like ants and it actually has....ready for it? Windows! LOL. But where's the wimmin folk handing out drinks and fixin' the eats? Better show them this to inspire them.

this

That is one of the nicer wiser passages, but I don't need to spend 2 hours studying it and disecting it. What it means is obvious to me and probably to everyone.

Jehovah's Witness is just a Fake sex cult. Nothing More.

Ok but if you are so knowledgeable of the bible what is the final result of Satan's reign of terror?

Hahaha the new world order will ban your religion. Just watch!

Sure will;
"“Look! I am sending YOU forth as sheep amidst wolves; therefore prove yourselves cautious as serpents and yet innocent as doves. 17 Be on YOUR guard against men; for they will deliver YOU up to local courts, and they will scourge YOU in their synagogues. 18 Why, YOU will be haled before governors and kings for my sake, for a witness to them and the nations. 19 However, when they deliver YOU up, do not become anxious about how or what YOU are to speak; for what YOU are to speak will be given YOU in that hour; 20 for the ones speaking are not just YOU, but it is the spirit of YOUR Father that speaks by YOU. 21 Further, brother will deliver up brother to death, and a father his child, and children will rise up against parents and will have them put to death. 22 And YOU will be objects of hatred by all people on account of my name; but he that has endured to the end is the one that will be saved. 23 When they persecute YOU in one city, flee to another; for truly I say to YOU, YOU will by no means complete the circuit of the cities of Israel until the Son of man arrives." Mt10:16

When they come to our door, my husband invites them in & he teaches them.

By the time they leave (a few hours later), he really has them thinking.

Maybe he's the appointed one of Jehovah. Why doesn't he go out teaching the scriptural solution to Satan's reign of terror? Which scripture explains it?
(Incidentally I had a 73 440 Charger, all black, cam, headers, intake, raked...tire smoker)... amen.

They can keep the superbowl tickets, I will take some money instead, lol Oh and I want blueberries in my pancakes.

Hmmm... ok then I think that's a fair trade. Oh about the cash, c'mom man, our ministry is at our own expense.

Some JW's came to my door many years ago and I took tracs from them so that they would leave. Then they asked for me to pay for them. LMFAO. I handed them back immediately.

I was amazed. They wouldn't even give me tracs to save my soul. Worthless pieces of shit.

What have you learned about the scene of this world in the years since your trama?
(all bible study publications are paid for out of our own wages, no contributations are asked for, probably because we just wouldn't ask it).... that was one of many learning curves. The thinking back then was if people paid something for the mags they might value it more but it was eventually realized that was the quickest way to get rid of us..... which we knew all along.


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