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Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........

 
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
Some JW's came to my door many years ago and I took tracs from them so that they would leave. Then they asked for me to pay for them. LMFAO. I handed them back immediately.

I was amazed. They wouldn't even give me tracs to save my soul. Worthless pieces of shit.
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I had quite an opposite experience. Unfortunately, I needed a book that was required reading for a young mans class. Seems it was titled something like Questions Young People Ask; Answers that Work? Not positive though.

Anyway, this book wasn't to be found. Only way to get it was to contact them, which I did, explaining my dilemna and telling them I had no desire to listen to them, or have them return. I wanted the book and was willing to pay for it.

They sent out some very nice people who waited outside my gate and gave me the book. No preaching, no asking to come in, or come back, nothing. I thanked them and asked how much I owned them. They said nothing. The book was free.

I'll always remember that.
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
.....what, you didn't really think I have a video of this deal did you?
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You mean they normally charge for these things?
That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon.
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.....what, you didn't really think I have a video of this deal did you?
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You mean they normally charge for these things?
That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon.
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
Jehovah is the Demiurge. Disgusting.
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
.....what, you didn't really think I have a video of this deal did you?
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You mean they normally charge for these things?
 Quoting: Ozicell


We pay for the global printing expenses our selves. We do the distributation of all publications our selves...knowing full well;
"On that day Jesus, having left the house, was sitting by the sea; 2 and great crowds gathered to him, so that he went aboard a boat and sat down, and all the crowd was standing on the beach. 3 Then he told them many things by illustrations, saying: “Look! A sower went out to sow; 4 and as he was sowing, some [seeds] fell alongside the road, and the birds came and ate them up. 5 Others fell upon the rocky places where they did not have much soil, and at once they sprang up because of not having depth of soil. 6 But when the sun rose they were scorched, and because of not having root they withered. 7 Others, too, fell among the thorns, and the thorns came up and choked them. 8 Still others fell upon the fine soil and they began to yield fruit, this one a hundredfold, that one sixty, the other thirty. 9 Let him that has ears listen.” Mt13:1
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
.....what, you didn't really think I have a video of this deal did you?
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You mean they normally charge for these things?
 Quoting: Ozicell


The ones who brought the book to me didn't even want to take the money when I gave it to them. I thought they paid for their own. Maybe if they can afford it, they give it, but I'd hope most people wouldn't want to accept a book for nothing. It costs someone, somewhere.
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
.....what, you didn't really think I have a video of this deal did you?
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 Quoting: DGN


You mean they normally charge for these things?
 Quoting: Ozicell


The ones who brought the book to me didn't even want to take the money when I gave it to them. I thought they paid for their own. Maybe if they can afford it, they give it, but I'd hope most people wouldn't want to accept a book for nothing. It costs someone, somewhere.
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Oh.. no mater because..;
"The generous soul will itself be made fat, and the one freely watering [others] will himself also be freely watered." Pr11:25
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
.....what, you didn't really think I have a video of this deal did you?
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You mean they normally charge for these things?
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We pay for all the publications ourselves.
"And who is adequately qualified for these things? 17 [We are;] for we are not peddlers of the word of God as many men are, but as out of sincerity, yes, as sent from God, under God’s view, in company with Christ, we are speaking." 2Cor2:17
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
I would tell em to Fuck off One I dont like Cheap Shitty microwave pancakes for Ignoramus people, and Two I dont give a shit about sports in the slightest and I feel if anyone cares about sports of any kind (besides Martial arts) they are fucking retarded mindless peons to society.
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^^^This^^^
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
I already know the Bible front and back and it's boring. I don't know how people can endure to 'study' it.
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Do you disagree with this;
"And they will certainly build houses and have occupancy; and they will certainly plant vineyards and eat [their] fruitage. 22 They will not build and someone else have occupancy; they will not plant and someone else do the eating. For like the days of a tree will the days of my people be; and the work of their own hands my chosen ones will use to the full. 23 They will not toil for nothing, nor will they bring to birth for disturbance; because they are the offspring made up of the blessed ones of Jehovah, and their descendants with them. 24 And it will actually occur that before they call out I myself shall answer; while they are yet speaking, I myself shall hear.
25 “The wolf and the lamb themselves will feed as one, and the lion will eat straw just like the bull; and as for the serpent, his food will be dust. They will do no harm nor cause any ruin in all my holy mountain,” Jehovah has said." Isa65:21
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
Some JW's came to my door many years ago and I took tracs from them so that they would leave. Then they asked for me to pay for them. LMFAO. I handed them back immediately.

I was amazed. They wouldn't even give me tracs to save my soul. Worthless pieces of shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5676214


I had quite an opposite experience. Unfortunately, I needed a book that was required reading for a young mans class. Seems it was titled something like Questions Young People Ask; Answers that Work? Not positive though.

Anyway, this book wasn't to be found. Only way to get it was to contact them, which I did, explaining my dilemna and telling them I had no desire to listen to them, or have them return. I wanted the book and was willing to pay for it.

They sent out some very nice people who waited outside my gate and gave me the book. No preaching, no asking to come in, or come back, nothing. I thanked them and asked how much I owned them. They said nothing. The book was free.

I'll always remember that.
 Quoting: Nine's


The printing cost of the bible study aids is not high because all the labor is voluntary.
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Re: Ok so if Jehovah's Witnrsses offered you a free home bible study, Aunt Jamima pancakes, AND free Super Bowl tickets...........
....So how many are still holding out for Starbucks to?

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