God Is A Mad Scientist

He loves his monkeys. He wants his monkeys to be their strongest. In order to make them strong, he had to almost kill them. He gave an 11th commandment: eat shit and die. One we've been following for about 30,000 years. The reason for this commandment? He wants us to be as gods ourselves. In order to be a god, you must know evil, so as to never succumb to it. This is the direction in evolution that we know see, going backwards, de-humanization, the rise of the machine. We are machines. Very, very complex ones. I think we ought to keep ourselves a little better well oiled (when was the last time you ate a pomegranite?) out of respect and perhaps we won't rust over.