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I for one hope all THE NEW AGE TARDS get their ascension on 12.21.12

 
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I for one hope all THE NEW AGE TARDS get their ascension on 12.21.12
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If it occurs it will be a win win situation for everyone involved.

They get to vanish into a realm they can actually handle and enjoy.

And the rest of us never have to put up with their polyanna rose tinted nonsense ever again.


[link to www.youtube.com]


The only outcome I worry about for 12.21.12 is that we all stay here, but somehow transform into gentle bengs of light and love. Each and every one of us.



Because for me, an entire world wearing shit eating grins, holding hands and singing kumbya would be worse than any Apocalypse so far imagined by man.


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The idea is change.

Take it or leave it.
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If it occurs it will be a win win situation for everyone involved.

They get to vanish into a realm they can actually handle and enjoy.

And the rest of us never have to put up with their polyanna rose tinted nonsense ever again.


[link to www.youtube.com]


The only outcome I worry about for 12.21.12 is that we all stay here, but somehow transform into gentle bengs of light and love. Each and every one of us.



Because for me, an entire world wearing shit eating grins, holding hands and singing kumbya would be worse than any Apocalypse so far imagined by man.


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No, we actually hope to stay in this dimension forevermore with you brain dead retards that perpetuate this society's sickness.


I believe there will be a shift on some sort around that date, but no one will disappear into a different dimension.


But I do wish it was true so I wouldn't have to share the same space with ignorant people such as yourself.
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Re: I for one hope all THE NEW AGE TARDS get their ascension on 12.21.12
No, we actually hope to stay in this dimension forevermore with you brain dead retards that perpetuate this society's sickness.


I believe there will be a shift on some sort around that date, but no one will disappear into a different dimension.


But I do wish it was true so I wouldn't have to share the same space with ignorant people such as yourself.
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Its hard to beat the love, tollerance and total lack of superiority of new agers. (see the bold above)

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thanks broseph, after i ascend to the new earth, I'll come back every now and then haunt you with good vibes and love.
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thanks broseph, after i ascend to the new earth, I'll come back every now and then haunt you with good vibes and love.
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I have lived in a few - how shall i say - new-age or hippy communities.

The vast majority of the individuals therin are the opposite of what they think they are. And worse in many was that joe public at large.

But among all the smug and the rightouse and the hypocrits and delusional there are a still few genuine diamonds to be found.

A few genuine nice guys. Even in the new age movement.

I imagine you as one of them rare fellow AC broseph.

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The idea is change.

Take it or leave it.
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leave it thanks

"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program.." - Agent Smith - The Matrix
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Leaving it is equivalent to cutting off your penis and balls to keep from hitting puberty and stay young.

Good Luck.
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Re: I for one hope all THE NEW AGE TARDS get their ascension on 12.21.12
No, we actually hope to stay in this dimension forevermore with you brain dead retards that perpetuate this society's sickness.


I believe there will be a shift on some sort around that date, but no one will disappear into a different dimension.


But I do wish it was true so I wouldn't have to share the same space with ignorant people such as yourself.
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Its hard to beat the love, tollerance and total lack of superiority of new agers. (see the bold above)

banana2
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Superiority?

How about a general sense of normality?

I can tell by your post how deep your ignorance is... to everything basically.
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someone's crying lord...
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Leaving it is equivalent to cutting off your penis and balls to keep from hitting puberty and stay young.

Good Luck.
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That is a two sided coin. A double edged sword. One you could fall on too.

One could easily say the belief in some kind of magical transformation of the world or of the self is also a way of a avoiding growing up.
Avoiding responsibility. Avoiding making a direct change yourself.

Being peter pan.
Never growing up, never lettting those ball you talk about grow.

Just waiting for some magicl ascension or whatever to take place.


I'm guessing with a high certainty that you didn't watch the youtube video linked in the orignal post.


p.s. Am i the only one who sees a similarity between the New age attitude of 'don't worry yourself about making the world a better place, we will all ascend to a better realm soon' and the archaiac message of the church " don't worry about how crap your life might be here on earth, it'll all be good in heaven"


"Most people think,
Great god will come from the skies,
Take away everything
And make everybody feel high.
But if you know what life is worth,
You will look for yours on earth:
And now you see the light,
You stand up for your rights. jah!" - Bob Marley
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hmmmm
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Lol no one will ascend, do you know how much meditation it takes for that? It takes decades, no one will save you, I always repeat this. Ascension is reach with high levels of qi gong meditation to the point that you feel that you're on fire, the pineal gland then produces and insane sensation of bliss and produces manna/amrita is what Jesus used to survive without food and water and it's how yogi's can survive without water or even breathing in samadhi. So unless you have years doing qi gong or kundalini meditation you won't ascend.
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If it occurs it will be a win win situation for everyone involved.

They get to vanish into a realm they can actually handle and enjoy.

And the rest of us never have to put up with their polyanna rose tinted nonsense ever again.


[link to www.youtube.com]


The only outcome I worry about for 12.21.12 is that we all stay here, but somehow transform into gentle bengs of light and love. Each and every one of us.



Because for me, an entire world wearing shit eating grins, holding hands and singing kumbya would be worse than any Apocalypse so far imagined by man.


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Re: I for one hope all THE NEW AGE TARDS get their ascension on 12.21.12
No, we actually hope to stay in this dimension forevermore with you brain dead retards that perpetuate this society's sickness.


I believe there will be a shift on some sort around that date, but no one will disappear into a different dimension.


But I do wish it was true so I wouldn't have to share the same space with ignorant people such as yourself.
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Its hard to beat the love, tollerance and total lack of superiority of new agers. (see the bold above)

banana2
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LOL totally true.
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Lol no one will ascend, do you know how much meditation it takes for that? It takes decades, no one will save you, I always repeat this. Ascension is reach with high levels of qi gong meditation to the point that you feel that you're on fire, the pineal gland then produces and insane sensation of bliss and produces manna/amrita is what Jesus used to survive without food and water and it's how yogi's can survive without water or even breathing in samadhi. So unless you have years doing qi gong or kundalini meditation you won't ascend.
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What is the purpose of ascension?

To what end?
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12/09/2012 05:19 PM
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12/09/2012 05:30 PM
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Well at least the sky is showing all the signs already!

Today it was MAGNIFICENT!!!

So fucking cool the Sun is right now!!

And the clouds???

WHHHOOOOAHHHHH!!!!
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Lol no one will ascend, do you know how much meditation it takes for that? It takes decades, no one will save you, I always repeat this. Ascension is reach with high levels of qi gong meditation to the point that you feel that you're on fire, the pineal gland then produces and insane sensation of bliss and produces manna/amrita is what Jesus used to survive without food and water and it's how yogi's can survive without water or even breathing in samadhi. So unless you have years doing qi gong or kundalini meditation you won't ascend.
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That is bullshit!

The Sun is shinning equaly to all.

I think something will happen!

Maybe just a few will ascend. But the Sun is super bright. The clouds are trippy. Everything is different!

Up there at least. Here we have all kinds of jerks fighting over "petty" things.
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The idea is change.

Take it or leave it.
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bump
i get on this site... way too much
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Dec 2012 was a New Age recruitment tool and nothing else.
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The idea is change.

Take it or leave it.
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'Ideas' and 'change' are cultural taboos in New Zealand.
Being a dumb fuck is de rigeur, and life revolves around footy, booze and er generally being a dumb fuck.
Descension is a way of life here.
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Lol no one will ascend, do you know how much meditation it takes for that? It takes decades, no one will save you, I always repeat this. Ascension is reach with high levels of qi gong meditation to the point that you feel that you're on fire, the pineal gland then produces and insane sensation of bliss and produces manna/amrita is what Jesus used to survive without food and water and it's how yogi's can survive without water or even breathing in samadhi. So unless you have years doing qi gong or kundalini meditation you won't ascend.
 Quoting: ShenShakti 28891691


That is bullshit!

The Sun is shinning equaly to all.

I think something will happen!

Maybe just a few will ascend. But the Sun is super bright. The clouds are trippy. Everything is different!

Up there at least. Here we have all kinds of jerks fighting over "petty" things.
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Yes I know, it is easier to ascend the more energy the Earth absorbs through it's pyramid chakras, but you think you'll get a ticket to ascension just like that? No, it's just easier, if you knew what I've had to endure in my path to ascension, ego humiliation. You have to open all your chakras and your pituitary and pineal gland have to harmonize to balance your left and right brain, it's painful stuff. I've felt electric shocks from qi gong meditation, it doesn't stop there, imagine how long the rest of the population will take to ascend. There are more wormholes open so you can choose to take that path to ascension when back then it was impossible unless you went to mystery schools. I'm not ascended either, I know someone who is and it's a long way, it takes 10-20 years of qi gong/kundalini meditation, but if you know the alchemical secrets you can do it in less than 5-10 years.
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Yeah in the long run everyone will go back to the Source/God but only a handful will become enlightened and rule this Earth AKA 144,000 and they are most likely annunaki hybrids.
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No one going anywhere unless they commit mass susiesides trying to catch a passing comet..or their rulers kill them. have come to believe it is some sort of shifting into another chapter/realm of these last days..last days could be thousands, millions of days<< like to kid myself, anyhow,
let me break it down for you:

way i see it the Mayans were really devil worshipers..if they knew it or not, any how, we're told the devil knows certain things, lots of things.. the devil could have reveled some of these things to them,just like he has other cults that follow after him. Hate it but i'm seeing it as passing over into full blown tribulations coming and appears to be perfect time... so to speak. these are just thoughts of mine, didn't come from anywhere else but the things i've read the pondering i've done and my head, never even heard anyone else say anything like this, But that's the conclusion i've come to, we shall see, if we're here to see it...

PS: got a bottle of cheap wine left from new years eve 1999, i'm going to pop that cork on the 21st.. cheers..:)

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i like new agers better than old agers.


old agers and their political debt system..it's like they never get tired of failing.
no matter how hard they get screwed by it, they keep going back for more.

at least new agers are willing to try something different..theres a lot of stuff i dont understand about them, unicorns & spaceships or whatever, i only know its not the same old tired war & debt crap of the last 100 years.

can we please try something different?
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can i take my transgendered unicorn?
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