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Your Fingers Type, But I Can't Read What Your're Writing (Taking the ianity out of Christianity)

 
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12/08/2012 06:29 PM

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Your Fingers Type, But I Can't Read What Your're Writing (Taking the ianity out of Christianity)
Seems to me like Jesus was the world's best scientist, he could see the evil in our food, and told us eat the (whole wheat) bread and red wine, to cleanse and build our bodies. He was a man, just like any other, he has no sister, he had no brother, yet we are all his bestfriends. Yes whether you like the guy or not, you gotta admit he did exist. Maybe he was crazy, but I see him as the most sane. Who are YOU? To tell GOD what to think, do, or feel? That man had no limits, he skated by with the company of thieves and beggars, and he never fell on the ice, until his own people were not so nice. I like rhymes. I can tell what that man was trying to do. He was trying to establish the kingdom of heaven on earth. Peace and goodwill towards men. I'll tell you what it looks like. Clothes are just for fun and warmth and protection from hot sun.
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12/08/2012 06:34 PM

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Your rhyme may be a delight to you, but you speak not of what is true. You were told to seek and to find, but if you close your eyes you're just the same as blind.
John 3:16 is Right
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Re: Your Fingers Type, But I Can't Read What Your're Writing (Taking the ianity out of Christianity)
I don't think you understand the simplest thing. You are not the u in universe.
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12/08/2012 06:41 PM
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Re: Your Fingers Type, But I Can't Read What Your're Writing (Taking the ianity out of Christianity)
If you spell "Jesus" backwards, it kind of sounds like "sausage".

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12/08/2012 06:48 PM

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That's because the name Jesus is pork.
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12/08/2012 08:12 PM

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Your rhyme may be a delight to you, but you speak not of what is true. You were told to seek and to find, but if you close your eyes you're just the same as blind.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


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