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This is a truly terrifying short story!!!

 
H.P. Lovekraftwerk
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12/08/2012 06:38 PM
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This is a truly terrifying short story!!!
The Cat That Talked Out Of Its Butt

I was walking home and I saw a spooky ass looking cat. It turned around and its butt was a mouth and it said "i am scary because my butt is a mouth!" so I ran away and was like "oh man, at least its mouth wasn't a butt!"
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you are the next chuck palahniuk
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12/08/2012 06:42 PM
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The Cat That Talked Out Of Its Butt

I was walking home and I saw a spooky ass looking cat. It turned around and its butt was a mouth and it said "i am scary because my butt is a mouth!" so I ran away and was like "oh man, at least its mouth wasn't a butt!"
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Our book club is currently reading this book and discussing it. Thanks for giving away the ending, asshole. I was only on "spooky ass" in my book club.
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12/08/2012 07:35 PM
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hmmm
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12/08/2012 08:16 PM
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Can my wife download stories like this on her new Kindle? It's about time people started writing educational material!
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The Cat That Talked Out Of Its Butt

I was walking home and I saw a spooky ass looking cat. It turned around and its butt was a mouth and it said "i am scary because my butt is a mouth!" so I ran away and was like "oh man, at least its mouth wasn't a butt!"
 Quoting: H.P. Lovekraftwerk 1652294


Our book club is currently reading this book and discussing it. Thanks for giving away the ending, asshole. I was only on "spooky ass" in my book club.
 Quoting: Snarf


lmao
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