Guy 1: Damn son, this is some bullshit right here. Oh yeah smoke this weed smoke da weed it'll lower your sperm count, n***a please. I knew I should've pulled out of this bitch.

Guy 2: I aint even got no job! Now I gotta take care of this bitch. My momma gone kill me.

Guy 3: Who these bitches kidding wearing white, man shiiiit! We best be gettin paid for this shit. Maybe this honkey cracker muther fucker will give us a car or some shit like Oprah be doin. Damn!