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Why do we need guns?

 
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Why do we need guns?
Surely not to hunt, we have crossbows. Surely not to kill your brother? Or maybe it's to kill yourself? What's with man's obsession with bullets? Has he forgotten how to throw stones? Or maybe he's forgotten how to get stoned?
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Re: Why do we need guns?
Yes, We need guns because they go well with black ski masks
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Re: Why do we need guns?
So you can say its your 2nd admendment right.
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Re: Why do we need guns?
Because Pandoras box of introducing guns to this country has already been opened. The sheer amount of firearms in this country dictates if law abiding citizens gave up their weapons the criminals that didnt would have a staggering number of weapons to ravish the unarmed population with . Americans are buying on average of 1-3 million guns per month.

On black friday alone enough backround checks <which only one check even if you are purchasing multiple arms > went through FBI servers to crash it twice in one day. I've heard there are upto 10 guns for every man woman and child in the united states at any given time in recent years. And with rumors of bans that number is exponentially increasing.

So as you can see , as long as criminals have access to these kinds of numbers of weapons common sense dictates law abiding citizens will need to remain armed if they don't want to be overtaken like chiganistan , Illinois.
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You obviously should not have one.
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12/09/2012 12:23 AM
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of course we need guns , how else can I shoot you?
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Re: Why do we need guns?
Because we don't want to end up like Mexico.
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Are you kidding? I need a gun...to blow up the earth...it is obstructing my view of Venus. Well, at least that is why I bought my Iludium Q-36 Space Modulator!

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Re: Why do we need guns?
Because we don't want to end up like Mexico.
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Re: Why do we need guns?
Humans are the most violent, murderous creatures to ever infect this planet. Now some of us are not , but we have to live in close proximity to those who are...and THAT my little fellow is why we need guns :-)
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Re: Why do we need guns?
because I am no good with a crossbow but I am very good with a rifle, and I am not good at hunting with a spear

Look here buddy, just because YOu do not have use of a gub does not mean others do not. Keep your gun control thoughts away from my hunting rifle!
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Surely not to hunt, we have crossbows. Surely not to kill your brother? Or maybe it's to kill yourself? What's with man's obsession with bullets? Has he forgotten how to throw stones? Or maybe he's forgotten how to get stoned?
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Firearms knowledge 101:

There are too many "guns" to ever eradicate. They are simple machines and are easy to develop and replicate.

Due to the facts above it is obvious in a world such as ours that there are people who want to hurt you, or the ones you love. Accept the fact that since "guns" are simple machines everyone has one. Especially those who want to hurt you. Therefore, you must arm yourself in order to protect the things in life you hold most precious. Not because you are scared, but because you are smart enough to have thought the above equation through.

That's why we need firearms.
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Surely not to hunt, we have crossbows. Surely not to kill your brother? Or maybe it's to kill yourself? What's with man's obsession with bullets? Has he forgotten how to throw stones? Or maybe he's forgotten how to get stoned?
 Quoting: Compost Money


Firearms knowledge 101:

There are too many "guns" to ever eradicate. They are simple machines and are easy to develop and replicate.

Due to the facts above it is obvious in a world such as ours that there are people who want to hurt you, or the ones you love. Accept the fact that since "guns" are simple machines everyone has one. Especially those who want to hurt you. Therefore, you must arm yourself in order to protect the things in life you hold most precious. Not because you are scared, but because you are smart enough to have thought the above equation through.

That's why we need firearms.
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nooo, we need guns to shoot at live targets when TSHTF chuckle

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Re: Why do we need guns?
To protect ourselves from stupid people like you.
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Re: Why do we need guns?
It's one of those things, y'know, you never can put the genie back in the bottle again.

Like with nukes. The US develops it, then everyone else wants them so they're not at a huge disadvantage.

The other guy has 'em, so I gotta have 'em too.

And, like with nukes, no one wants to be the first to give 'em up.

But I like guns. They are fun. I loves me some shooting range.
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Re: Why do we need guns?
guns are dumb, caveman style..


bullets are shaped like little penises, lol
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guns are dumb, caveman style..


bullets are shaped like little penises, lol
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Well ballistics of squares arn't exactly optimum for a projectile.
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Re: Why do we need guns?
To have something to put my bullets in.
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guns are dumb, caveman style..


bullets are shaped like little penises, lol
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Which is something you're really used to looking at.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

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Re: Why do we need guns?
If we still followed the original constitution individuals could own fully operational arms of any type. Missiles, tanks, bombs, machine guns and yes even nukes.
The right to bare arms does not say only certain types of arms.
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Re: Why do we need guns?
If we still followed the original constitution individuals could own fully operational arms of any type. Missiles, tanks, bombs, machine guns and yes even nukes.
The right to bare arms does not say only certain types of arms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225

If we still followed the original constitution, we wouldn't have a military, but a true well regulated militia.
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Re: Why do we need guns?
Because they are nice machines.
Why do we need cars bicycles shoes etc etc?
How you use these things has nothing to do with the thing itself they are all just great modern inventions from our smart human race.
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Re: Why do we need guns?
If we still followed the original constitution individuals could own fully operational arms of any type. Missiles, tanks, bombs, machine guns and yes even nukes.
The right to bare arms does not say only certain types of arms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225

If we still followed the original constitution, we wouldn't have a military, but a true well regulated militia.
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Exactly.
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You obviously should not have one.
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No shit.

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Re: Why do we need guns?
Surely not to hunt, we have crossbows. Surely not to kill your brother? Or maybe it's to kill yourself? What's with man's obsession with bullets? Has he forgotten how to throw stones? Or maybe he's forgotten how to get stoned?
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Stop it! Stop being so Naive!! Wise up.

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Re: Why do we need guns?
Because i cant get a plasma blaster yet
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Surely not to hunt, we have crossbows. Surely not to kill your brother? Or maybe it's to kill yourself? What's with man's obsession with bullets? Has he forgotten how to throw stones? Or maybe he's forgotten how to get stoned?
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Re: Why do we need guns?
Because... In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
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It's nobody's business until a law is broken.
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Surely not to hunt, we have crossbows. Surely not to kill your brother? Or maybe it's to kill yourself? What's with man's obsession with bullets? Has he forgotten how to throw stones? Or maybe he's forgotten how to get stoned?
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Firearms knowledge 101:

There are too many "guns" to ever eradicate. They are simple machines and are easy to develop and replicate.

Due to the facts above it is obvious in a world such as ours that there are people who want to hurt you, or the ones you love. Accept the fact that since "guns" are simple machines everyone has one. Especially those who want to hurt you. Therefore, you must arm yourself in order to protect the things in life you hold most precious. Not because you are scared, but because you are smart enough to have thought the above equation through.

That's why we need firearms.
 Quoting: Chip




Well said.

Who can I quote? Did you write that?
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Re: Why do we need guns?
This is my rifle,this is my gun. One is for fighting,one is for fun.

If weapons make a person safe,America is the safest country on Earth.

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