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I just found out I have herpes

 
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I just found out I have herpes
I'm only 19, and my last girlfriend gave it to me. She didn't know she had it. I've only slept with two people. Ive had things with quite a few more, I just respect woman... Is my sex life over? Ive had sex several hundred times so its not like I haven't enjoyed it, its just hard to fathom that I'm never going to be able sate my need for somebody to share my life with... To live is is to be slowly born, a single event can awaken within us someone we did not know existed prior. I don't necessarily like what this awakened in me - it turned an optimist into a realist.

And before anyone says, just end it? Its not like I haven't "THOUGHT" about it, its a means to an end that I do not want out of fear of not knowing, that coincidentally shares a dichotomy with something I'd give anything to get. Away from this loneliness I'm feeling. Somebody tell me what to do, I've become an alcoholic and started smoking consistently as a crutch.

I want a relationship with someone more than anything in the world, I need someone to hug and to take care of again. It's just right now, it feels like an impossibility, and with that being an impossibility it feels as if I'll never again be able to be happy in this realm. I can never have intercourse without fear of transmitting the virus - nobodies going to think I'm worth the risk to date...


The only thing that can make me smile right now is knowing that just like there can't be shadow without light, in order for me to be sad I had to have felt happy in one point... Please say something to make me happy, make me think, or make me realize. And please don't ban me for my vent.
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12/09/2012 03:42 AM
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Re: I just found out I have herpes
Congratulations.
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get treated and move on , next time be careful
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12/09/2012 03:44 AM
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Re: I just found out I have herpes
there are meds for that ya know.
you're going to have to deal with it mate cuz it never goes away.
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Herpes is for life.

Good one you retarded fuck!
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12/09/2012 03:45 AM
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Re: I just found out I have herpes
A whole lot of people have herpes, you aren't alone. You'll be able to find a girl(or guy, whatever floats ur boat) that has it too someday.

My deceased friend was snooping around in his roomates closet one day and found a whole stockpile of Valtrex, he thought he found something potentially good and called me because my mom is a nurse and I had a bunch of drug books handy. Without even looking it up I told him well, your roomate has herpes so don't mess with his sloppy 2nds!
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12/09/2012 03:46 AM
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How come I never got it I wonder ive put my dick in such horrid vaginas
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12/09/2012 03:48 AM
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You're FUCKED, dude. Sorry.

From now on you can only hook up with bitches oozing pus from their snatch.
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Re: I just found out I have herpes
she didn't know I dated her for 9 months too... its not like I wasn't being careful...
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Re: I just found out I have herpes
Ive had sex several hundred times
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You should get checked for more than herpes.
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12/09/2012 03:48 AM
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Congratulations.
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12/09/2012 03:49 AM
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Ive had sex several hundred times
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You should get checked for more than herpes.
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two monogamous relationships
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You're FUCKED, dude. Sorry.

From now on you can only hook up with bitches oozing pus from their snatch.
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farking priceless.'if i said this i'd get banned.
Hahahaha
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12/09/2012 03:49 AM
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Aww..No sweetie your life ain't over ok? don't think like that. just keep your head up and take care of yourself. to love someone else you have to love yourself,babe.and there will be that someone that will love you for who you are and they wouldn't care what you have. don't beat yourself up over this ok? always think positive because if you think negative you will not get anywhere. just because you have a STD doesn't make you a different person..you are still you!! again please don't think any negativity..I hope this help a little bit. take care
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Aww..No sweetie your life ain't over ok? don't think like that. just keep your head up and take care of yourself. to love someone else you have to love yourself,babe.and there will be that someone that will love you for who you are and they wouldn't care what you have. don't beat yourself up over this ok? always think positive because if you think negative you will not get anywhere. just because you have a STD doesn't make you a different person..you are still you!! again please don't think any negativity..I hope this help a little bit. take care
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Awww how sweet.

With an attitude like that ya should be over there jumping his rod..oh wait..ya cant..ya would end up with a pus filled burning snatch.

but its the thought that counts...

hf
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12/09/2012 03:57 AM
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Please say something to make me happy, make me think, or make me realize. And please don't ban me for my vent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25023249

Your 19, I'm 39.

This is not that big of a thing as it seems to you now. I had a friend in the same spot when we were young, a lot of people I know have confided the same thing. I've been interested in girls, who responsibly confided they had it, and I didn't take the relationship off the table: There are meds you can take which will prevent the transmission if you are in a relationship with somebody who doesn't have it. And with condoms, things remain safe.

Love is love. Real love has the power to move beyond things like this, even if your partner don't have it. And just remember, for however lonely and isolated you feel, there is herpes positive girl out there who feels exactly the same way, crying with her face in her pillow, thinking she'll never meet a guy.

So be at peace, we get dealt these hands, we're better people for learning to play them.
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Aww..No sweetie your life ain't over ok? don't think like that. just keep your head up and take care of yourself. to love someone else you have to love yourself,babe.and there will be that someone that will love you for who you are and they wouldn't care what you have. don't beat yourself up over this ok? always think positive because if you think negative you will not get anywhere. just because you have a STD doesn't make you a different person..you are still you!! again please don't think any negativity..I hope this help a little bit. take care
 Quoting: unknowngirl26


Awww how sweet.

With an attitude like that ya should be over there jumping his rod..oh wait..ya cant..ya would end up with a pus filled burning snatch.

but its the thought that counts...

hf
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1rof1
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12/09/2012 04:16 AM
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While unpleasant during an outbreak, with medication you can keep outbreaks to less than one every few years. Learn to listen to your body. If you start getting a tingling or painful feeling in one or two spots - start your medication IMMEDIATELY and you will usually be able to break the cycle and thwart the outbreak.

Frankly, of all the STD's out there today - this is about the easiest one to live iwth and it doesn't kill you or anything. Just think... it could have been HIV or something worse! There are truly nasty and life-threatening diseases out there in the world today. Don't push your luck. Take precautions to avoid risk to you or your partner. Learn to use a condom and make it your new best friend! It may well save your life someday
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12/09/2012 04:35 AM
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Try a course of mms, should bleach the fucker out of your system.
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I'm only 19, and my last girlfriend gave it to me. She didn't know she had it. I've only slept with two people. Ive had things with quite a few more, I just respect woman... Is my sex life over? Ive had sex several hundred times so its not like I haven't enjoyed it, its just hard to fathom that I'm never going to be able sate my need for somebody to share my life with... To live is is to be slowly born, a single event can awaken within us someone we did not know existed prior. I don't necessarily like what this awakened in me - it turned an optimist into a realist.

And before anyone says, just end it? Its not like I haven't "THOUGHT" about it, its a means to an end that I do not want out of fear of not knowing, that coincidentally shares a dichotomy with something I'd give anything to get. Away from this loneliness I'm feeling. Somebody tell me what to do, I've become an alcoholic and started smoking consistently as a crutch.

I want a relationship with someone more than anything in the world, I need someone to hug and to take care of again. It's just right now, it feels like an impossibility, and with that being an impossibility it feels as if I'll never again be able to be happy in this realm. I can never have intercourse without fear of transmitting the virus - nobodies going to think I'm worth the risk to date...


The only thing that can make me smile right now is knowing that just like there can't be shadow without light, in order for me to be sad I had to have felt happy in one point... Please say something to make me happy, make me think, or make me realize. And please don't ban me for my vent.
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that's what happens when you fuck whores. sorry
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1/4 Americans have this.
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There's an 86% chance your ex caught that shit from a black which means you have a good possibility of also having HIV. Get tested every 6 months for the next 2 years and don't spread the wealth.
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I'm only 19, and my last girlfriend gave it to me. She didn't know she had it. I've only slept with two people. Ive had things with quite a few more, I just respect woman... Is my sex life over? Ive had sex several hundred times so its not like I haven't enjoyed it, its just hard to fathom that I'm never going to be able sate my need for somebody to share my life with... To live is is to be slowly born, a single event can awaken within us someone we did not know existed prior. I don't necessarily like what this awakened in me - it turned an optimist into a realist.

And before anyone says, just end it? Its not like I haven't "THOUGHT" about it, its a means to an end that I do not want out of fear of not knowing, that coincidentally shares a dichotomy with something I'd give anything to get. Away from this loneliness I'm feeling. Somebody tell me what to do, I've become an alcoholic and started smoking consistently as a crutch.

I want a relationship with someone more than anything in the world, I need someone to hug and to take care of again. It's just right now, it feels like an impossibility, and with that being an impossibility it feels as if I'll never again be able to be happy in this realm. I can never have intercourse without fear of transmitting the virus - nobodies going to think I'm worth the risk to date...


The only thing that can make me smile right now is knowing that just like there can't be shadow without light, in order for me to be sad I had to have felt happy in one point... Please say something to make me happy, make me think, or make me realize. And please don't ban me for my vent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25023249


Well. To take it off your shoulders. I once knew a virtuous Nobody who was in the same boat, but is a Virgin.

He also has more Love than 99 Percent of Humans on the Planet.
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And it was rape that scarred.
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I'm only 19, and my last girlfriend gave it to me. She didn't know she had it. I've only slept with two people. Ive had things with quite a few more, I just respect woman... Is my sex life over? Ive had sex several hundred times so its not like I haven't enjoyed it, its just hard to fathom that I'm never going to be able sate my need for somebody to share my life with... To live is is to be slowly born, a single event can awaken within us someone we did not know existed prior. I don't necessarily like what this awakened in me - it turned an optimist into a realist.

And before anyone says, just end it? Its not like I haven't "THOUGHT" about it, its a means to an end that I do not want out of fear of not knowing, that coincidentally shares a dichotomy with something I'd give anything to get. Away from this loneliness I'm feeling. Somebody tell me what to do, I've become an alcoholic and started smoking consistently as a crutch.

I want a relationship with someone more than anything in the world, I need someone to hug and to take care of again. It's just right now, it feels like an impossibility, and with that being an impossibility it feels as if I'll never again be able to be happy in this realm. I can never have intercourse without fear of transmitting the virus - nobodies going to think I'm worth the risk to date...


The only thing that can make me smile right now is knowing that just like there can't be shadow without light, in order for me to be sad I had to have felt happy in one point... Please say something to make me happy, make me think, or make me realize. And please don't ban me for my vent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25023249


u dirty sob lol..ur nasty dude for even going public with it..what the f is wrong with you? If you are older than 15 years old *because i think your lying and simply have no friends and need attention* than you have some serious mental issues bro
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12/09/2012 06:01 AM
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bitch cheated on you.

lol 4 life man, you got dat shit forever.

daym dog.

4 life man u know what im saying yo? I would beat that puss up yo dog word dat shit is wack.
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12/09/2012 06:08 AM
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You do realize having herpes will be the LEAST of your problems right? Do you not realize we're in the end times right now?? You won't bring herpes with you in the afterlife, all that would matter if you believe on Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.
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everyone has herpes , some people dont know it yet. be glad that you are one of the few that do and keep that shir to yourself !!!!! sorry . but i probably have it too . FUCK
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How come I never got it I wonder ive put my dick in such horrid vaginas
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I loled so hard. I know where your coming from. Some reallly bad coked out nights if you know what i mean.

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