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DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking

 
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12/09/2012 03:59 AM
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DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
Just a heads up to anyone looking for Diesel. Its running out and stockpiles are being reserved for law enforcement emergency services ect...


stories of trucking companies running out of fuel ect...

this could get ugly

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VICTORIA Police has warned motorists driving diesel-powered vehicles to ensure they have enough fuel for the next few days.

Shell’s Geelong refinery, one of only two in Victoria, has had production problems since last Tuesday, reducing the state’s diesel supply by 50 per cent.

more at...

[link to www.heraldsun.com.au]
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12/09/2012 04:05 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
Police spokesman Senior Constable Adam West lmao you couldn't actually make that shit up.
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12/09/2012 04:06 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
lol your right...

well at our work we will be sitting at home if no diesel can be found by wednesday..

things are getting pretty bad.
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12/09/2012 04:11 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
Police spokesman Senior Constable Adam West lmao you couldn't actually make that shit up.
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lol holy shit Batman!
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12/09/2012 04:11 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
lol your right...

well at our work we will be sitting at home if no diesel can be found by wednesday..

things are getting pretty bad.
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I shouldn't be laughing either, my work relies on diesel as well.
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12/09/2012 04:13 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
wow thanks for the pin

[link to www.abc.net.au]

link to video about possible rationing

its harvest season in the north so this could effect food distribution

the msm is picking this up so i expect that the panic will begin tomorrow when people try to tank up
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12/09/2012 04:15 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
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12/09/2012 04:16 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
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True but when you buy TIP TOP and VB and coles mate how do you think it gets there on the back of dazza's ute?
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12/09/2012 04:21 AM
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i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
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True but when you buy TIP TOP and VB and coles mate how do you think it gets there on the back of dazza's ute?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27644683


Yeah mate I drive it in me ute which runs on LPG mate
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12/09/2012 04:23 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
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I loled.
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12/09/2012 04:23 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
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True but when you buy TIP TOP and VB and coles mate how do you think it gets there on the back of dazza's ute?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27644683


i make my own bread and booze....grow my own vegies.

meh
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12/09/2012 04:24 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29391587


True but when you buy TIP TOP and VB and coles mate how do you think it gets there on the back of dazza's ute?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27644683


i make my own bread and booze....grow my own vegies.

meh
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Sorry
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12/09/2012 04:25 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29391587


True but when you buy TIP TOP and VB and coles mate how do you think it gets there on the back of dazza's ute?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27644683


i make my own bread and booze....grow my own vegies.

meh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29391587


Do you make ya own bog roll too Clint do ya?
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12/09/2012 04:26 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29391587


True but when you buy TIP TOP and VB and coles mate how do you think it gets there on the back of dazza's ute?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27644683


i make my own bread and booze....grow my own vegies.

meh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29391587


Sorry
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27644683


it's o.k.
ROFL.
northo
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12/09/2012 05:53 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
Keeping on topic (Not sure if that's possible here)
OH SHIT! What could happen next?
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12/09/2012 05:54 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
no food, riots all the way from Frankston to Fawkner... punchons at dandenong market??? fuel rationing???? mass demonstrations at parliment....
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12/09/2012 05:56 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
Whats the problem with the refinery ?

Refinerie$ are used as bottlenecks for fuel ,,, ooops does this mean the price of diesel will rise dramatically soon ?

Didn't they recently shut down the Kurnell refinery in
Sydney ?
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12/09/2012 06:09 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
I posted about this two days ago and got laughed at because the article I linked was focused on rural needs.

Thread: Australian Fuel Shortage Looming

I was told by a refinery worker last Wednesday night that things were looking to get so bad that they are planning to introduce the odds and evens numberplate system to ration the fuel sometime this week. I am aware that several stations in Ballarat, Bendigo and Geelong (no small rural backwater towns by any means) are out of diesel fuel already and queues at other stations are long.

I live quite remotely and run on diesel - can't get to work, buy food, go anywhere without diesel. Don't even have public transport or a horse, and the nearest town is 17 kms away - a 6 hour walk, at least.

This could affect the whole nation - if we run out, we will be asking for supply from other states, no doubt. There's also the knock on effects of delayed/ruined harvest for next year's grain and stockfeed supplies...

Definitely something to be concerned about and remain alert to!
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12/09/2012 06:18 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
everyone raid maccas deep friers

that shit will run your kenworth no probs
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12/09/2012 06:19 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
then there's kfc and hungry jacks (burger king for the yanks)

who need diesel?
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12/09/2012 06:20 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
when is the next aussie catastrophy planned for

havent had one for a while

come on empire, a diesel shortage is fucken gay

give us some real damage
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12/09/2012 06:21 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
. punchons at dandenong market???
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Already happens mate
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12/09/2012 06:21 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
rockefellers dont have no diesel shortage

just the sheep
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12/09/2012 06:22 AM
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when the roc boys want diesel for their murdering machines they just fly it in on cargo fuel tankers

you wait in line with your odds and evens number plate like a good slave
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12/09/2012 06:25 AM
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diesel is the biggest scam since loaning fake money

a good way to sell less refined junk to industry and convince you the 2 bit of compression increase give you more torque and fuel economy
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12/09/2012 06:30 AM
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dudes repairing diesel injection pumps and injectors are buying ferrari's on your dollar

meanwhile the HQ ute from 1975 with an aftermarket $200 2 barrel holley still has the 2 barrel holley that was built in 1975 with a $20 gasket kit and does 7l/100km on the highway

But your VW GOLF is winning cause its new and plastiki and the trillionaries programmed you that you must have it so you can make them another trillion.

WINNING
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12/09/2012 06:46 AM
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no food, riots all the way from Frankston to Fawkner... punchons at dandenong market??? fuel rationing???? mass demonstrations at parliment....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27644683


How dramatic! Thanks for the heads up, I was running low went to a couple of stations and they were all out, but third time lucky so tanked up.

So again thank you. Trying to fill up tomorrow would have been a nightmare.
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12/09/2012 06:59 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
i don't use it..look at all the fucks i give
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29391587


True but when you buy TIP TOP and VB and coles mate how do you think it gets there on the back of dazza's ute?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27644683


Yeah mate I drive it in me ute which runs on LPG mate
 Quoting: Dazza 29373288


Thanks Dazza! I knew I could count on you.
Anonymous Coward
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12/09/2012 07:17 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
The military bought it all. Same shit happened just before we went into Afghanistan and Iraq.
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12/09/2012 07:37 AM
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Re: DIESEL shortage in Australia (Victoria) Breaking
Forgot to to fill up yesterday. Today non of the 5 I pass did have diesel. Found one on a bit of the beaten track filled up $1,59 L and put the car in the garage. Will use my husbands petrol car ( he is home for the time being) to go to work.

My lovly daugther told me" Thats expencive! All the petrol Stations I past sold diesel cheaper, for only a $1,49 but non of them had any left " .
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12/09/2012 07:39 AM
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good thing you didnt buy a dodge

good thing right?

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