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Why no one has found Big Foots

 
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Big Foots, as we popularly call these beings, are real. A wealth of Native American and Asian history and lore can attest to this. But we must ask ourselves why we never see one captured, dead, etc.

First I want to see that I do not want to see any Big Foots captured or killed. These are very intelligent beings, more so than us. Big foots have a cranial capacity that far exceeds ours and they have lifespands that far exceed ours. Big foots are human, but there genetics have a wider degree of variance than ours. To simplify it for you, they are the wolves and we are the chihuahuas genetically speaking. We come from them but they are no homos (erectus, neandertalis etc. or australopithecus), they are indeed more FULLY human than we are. They have six fingers, excessive hair, and unusual height because they are the remnants of the giants of old. They hide because they have been hunted down and killed for millennia. They were fed up and couldn't take it anymore so they went underground. The bigfoots sightings that we see involve rebels who are breaking the taboo against surface dwelling. They are usually criminals, dim-witted (i.e. those with "regular," what we deem "human"-level intelligence), exiles, or just lost. If they are trapped up here, sick or die, they have developed a way to hide their existence. They cannot hide their footprints. However, there hair and bodies have been genetically redesigned by their top scientists to "self-destruct" if you will. The molecular bonds literally disintegrate leaving no genetic identifying material when they die. In fact, in emergency situations (like imminent capture/detection), they can even initiate a micro-grade nuclear implosion that will iinstantly vaporise them. Passers by would think that the residual vapour was some geo-thermal phenomena.

One day, the Big Foots will arise again to challenge dominance for the earth. Unfortunately for them, current zoning guidelines and building structures make the inhabiting of the average home, car, and building to problematic for them (they don't fit). Moreover, there excessive hair limits their ability to function in a non-slothful manner in warmer environments. Any way, if you would like evidence for this, I can tell you where to begin looking to find a Big Foots colony in North America -- that would be Maine. But I cannot tell you where precisely because I do not want to be the one who risks endangering them with exact details.
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No one has found them because the DO NOT EXIST!! How hard is that to understand? You can't have an 800 pound omnivore running through the woods in numbers large enough to breed without there being lots of signs of them. More than just foot prints. I spent thousands of hours in the woods of WV. I saw signs of every animal you could imagine from bear to porcupine to weasel. Never saw any signs of any bigfoot at all. They do not exist.
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I haz big feets. grinning


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You mean big feet? Why has nobody ever found any big feet?
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Re: Why no one has found Big Foots
Same reason they only just found 100,000 gorillas after all this time.

They suck at it.
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Re: Why no one has found Big Foots
Should say "Why no one has found Big Feet".
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No one has found them because the DO NOT EXIST!! How hard is that to understand? You can't have an 800 pound omnivore running through the woods in numbers large enough to breed without there being lots of signs of them. More than just foot prints. I spent thousands of hours in the woods of WV. I saw signs of every animal you could imagine from bear to porcupine to weasel. Never saw any signs of any bigfoot at all. They do not exist.
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This is where you are wrong. Big Foots are real; I know this because not only have I seen them, I arranged the marriage of my step-daughter to one. The Maine clan of Big Foots that I encountered and befriended (well, they more accurately befriended me) are known as the Mahkdi-Qan-Fa'awi and they took me in when I rescued one of their young Big Foots from a bear attack. I convinced them that my word was good and that I would never tell the exact location of them by tasering myself, letting them think I was dead, and then waking up (rising up) again. For advanced beings, you would think I would not have gotten away with this deception -- though I suspect they knew and humoured me due to my good-faith showing in willingly tasering myself to convince them.

Their digestive systems are such where they can digest grass, tree bark, raw animals (raw deer was tasty but I feared prion disease... some of those Big Foots who become surface dwellers, I suspect, have an early stage of Mad Big Foots desease). They fed me, exposed me to their culture (much like the native Siberian cultures of old), instructed me in their religion (which I had to reject, they worship "Moakhul-Aen-Gesau" which means something like "The People Of The Mystic Boar." Anyway, as near surface dwellers, they have little of the technology or technological skill of their brethen (their IQ would be considered on par with us surface people, which is pretty low for them). But I do know that they have a highly advanced frontal lobe and aurifactory (sp?) capability so they smell us way before we smell them. BTW, they really think we stink.

Regarding West Virginia, most "human" humans don't even want to visit that place why do you think Big Foots of the near-surface type would want to go there? Big Foots HATE inbreeding and would not fit in very well in such an environment. Inbreeding is taboo to them even more so than to us because of their already very low levels of genetic variance amongst themselves. There scientists have even taken to infusing "human" human blood into their gene pool but of course that only makes the offspring more like us and they are often ostracised. I suspect Andre the Giant may have been one of these halflings based upon a clip I saw of him on youtube with all of his hear and everything.

Anyway, Big Foots are real and they need our help and protection. Some are very outwardly evil but many just want to live and raise their families quietly like we do. Big Foots are our brethren -- we need to respect and treat them as such
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You mean big feet? Why has nobody ever found any big feet?
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There's big feet all over the place, even "human" humans have big feet. I'm talking about the "creatures," our superior human brethren, called Big Foots. Big Foots are sometimes called Yeti, Sasquatch, Orangutaji, peep-peep-pan-jumans,Dakni-Khan-Kanjuii, etc. But they are real and they live mostly underground, deep underground, except for the few surface and "near surface" (cave) dwellers. This is why Big Foots sitings are so rare and hard to verify (they move underground if they suspect the slightest detection). I suspect that there are only about 132 Big Foots living as surface or near surface nomads in all of North America. The largest communities are miles deep down.
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No one has found them because the DO NOT EXIST!! How hard is that to understand? You can't have an 800 pound omnivore running through the woods in numbers large enough to breed without there being lots of signs of them. More than just foot prints. I spent thousands of hours in the woods of WV. I saw signs of every animal you could imagine from bear to porcupine to weasel. Never saw any signs of any bigfoot at all. They do not exist.
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You're not very bright, are you?

Did it occur to you that they are a lot smarter and very good at hiding?

It sounds like you're really ignorant to know that you're ignorant over big foot...

Spend more time researching on big foot may actually help you find big foot...
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Somebody found a big toe once. It was in some soup.
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Re: Why no one has found Big Foots
You mean big feet? Why has nobody ever found any big feet?
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Mods, pin this.
We got a live one here.


Go on OP, fascinating story.
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Re: Why no one has found Big Foots
You mean big feet? Why has nobody ever found any big feet?
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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I have no doubt that Big Foots are smarter than some humans.
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I am hesitant to buy into the whole step daughter married a big foots scenario, shit like that causes you to lose any and all credibility, and when discussing a topic like this you have to understand you have very little to start with. Having said that, I live in Washington state and a buddy and me were up in the woods by Mt. St Helens and Mt. Adams hiking to a creek to do some rock hounding.These are some deep deep woods and as we were walking on a hill my dog started freaking out running all over the place smelling the ground frantically.There was steep woods above us and below below us, and as i turned to look down this embankment i saw something HUGE about 150 feet away run behind a giant fallen tree and duck down behind it. It all happened fast but whatever it was it was over 7` tall, bipedal and covered in black hair.My buddy seen it also.Needless to say we got the hell out of there.I dont know what it was but it seemed to fit the description of bigfoot.I was going to go back up and look for tracks but my buddy wouldn`t go back with me and there`s no way i`ll go up there by myself.
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You mean big feet? Why has nobody ever found any big feet?
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Fancy finding you in here.
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Thanks for the fancy welcome squatch
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My Stepdaughter Married a Big Foot - sounds like a perfect county song.
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My Stepdaughter Married a Big Foot - sounds like a perfect country song.
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Mods, pin this.
We got a live one here.


Go on OP, fascinating story.
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Well, I can tell you this much... they have very interesting eyes. Their cave dwelling requires no second sun, no bio-luminiscent plant life or rocks, or any such thing. They can see and maneuver because their eyes allow them to see in cave darkness. This wasn't some genetic "change" brought about through natural adaption. This is the capability that we all had and lost; they simply retained it through use, protection, and due to prolonged periods of darkness. This is not to say that they never make use of light -- they do, but only deep down and mainly for ceremonial purposes. Torches and the like can leave traceable chemicals that will make them more easily detectable. The surface and near surface types have lost much of their natural low-light-level visual capabilities due to sun damage (like us). Previously, in times long past, our thicker atmosphere protected us from such degeneration).

They are stronger than us, more agile, smarter, but they are very deep-lymbic oriented brain structure. They are very feeling-oriented despite their superior intelligence. As a result, "face," honour, and the like are very important to them. But once in, you are in, once "nahzi-vyran aptu" takes place (the giving and taking in of blood through an interchange of marriage and the resulting birth) you are one of them. So you can say that my family, despite being fully "human" human would be deemed a Big Foots family nonetheless (much like how everyone in America is "part Cherokee" because you only need to either marry into it, speak the language, or be 1/1032 blood to qualify for recognition/certification depending on which tribal authority you go through).

I had the opportunity to take one of them as a second wife but this is against my religion -- my wife would not be to happy either. Also, though I hate to say it because it may be seen as disrespectful, their excessive hair is prickly. Again, they do not shed... their hair, skin cells, etc. disintegrate (molecularly unbind) but there is a sort of gamy odor to them that can be both (oddly) repugnant and intoxicating at the same time. Anyway, feel free to ask me more... I will share what I can.
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They are the Nephilim like Grendel



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I am hesitant to buy into the whole step daughter married a big foots scenario, shit like that causes you to lose any and all credibility, and when discussing a topic like this you have to understand you have very little to start with.
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Do you think that I am unaware of this? Do you think that I do not realise that by simply stating that I had some little ambiguous run-in in Maine (as opposed to your Washington) I would sound more convincing than the marriage part. Why not ask me about the marriage and why it happened (it pertained to inter-clan rivalry and the fact that a "human" human was aware of it). Giving away my annoying red-headed step-child was a way of convincing them that their secret was safe was safe with me. It saved our lives and I didn't have to hear her play Christine Aguilera and Justin Timberlake anymore. But she is safe and so is there secret. My wife would never let me hear the end of it if her daughter came to harm because I gave away too much info about the Maine clan (or any other).

So I understand your skepticism -- take my words for what they are worth. But Big Foots are real and they are amazing. Big Foots are us and we are (or at least come from them). They are indeed our wolves and we are lap dogs in comparison.
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Re: Why no one has found Big Foots
No one has found them because the DO NOT EXIST!! How hard is that to understand? You can't have an 800 pound omnivore running through the woods in numbers large enough to breed without there being lots of signs of them. More than just foot prints. I spent thousands of hours in the woods of WV. I saw signs of every animal you could imagine from bear to porcupine to weasel. Never saw any signs of any bigfoot at all. They do not exist.
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This is where you are wrong. Big Foots are real; I know this because not only have I seen them, I arranged the marriage of my step-daughter to one. The Maine clan of Big Foots that I encountered and befriended (well, they more accurately befriended me) are known as the Mahkdi-Qan-Fa'awi and they took me in when I rescued one of their young Big Foots from a bear attack. I convinced them that my word was good and that I would never tell the exact location of them by tasering myself, letting them think I was dead, and then waking up (rising up) again. For advanced beings, you would think I would not have gotten away with this deception -- though I suspect they knew and humoured me due to my good-faith showing in willingly tasering myself to convince them.

Their digestive systems are such where they can digest grass, tree bark, raw animals (raw deer was tasty but I feared prion disease... some of those Big Foots who become surface dwellers, I suspect, have an early stage of Mad Big Foots desease). They fed me, exposed me to their culture (much like the native Siberian cultures of old), instructed me in their religion (which I had to reject, they worship "Moakhul-Aen-Gesau" which means something like "The People Of The Mystic Boar." Anyway, as near surface dwellers, they have little of the technology or technological skill of their brethen (their IQ would be considered on par with us surface people, which is pretty low for them). But I do know that they have a highly advanced frontal lobe and aurifactory (sp?) capability so they smell us way before we smell them. BTW, they really think we stink.

Regarding West Virginia, most "human" humans don't even want to visit that place why do you think Big Foots of the near-surface type would want to go there? Big Foots HATE inbreeding and would not fit in very well in such an environment. Inbreeding is taboo to them even more so than to us because of their already very low levels of genetic variance amongst themselves. There scientists have even taken to infusing "human" human blood into their gene pool but of course that only makes the offspring more like us and they are often ostracised. I suspect Andre the Giant may have been one of these halflings based upon a clip I saw of him on youtube with all of his hear and everything.

Anyway, Big Foots are real and they need our help and protection. Some are very outwardly evil but many just want to live and raise their families quietly like we do. Big Foots are our brethren -- we need to respect and treat them as such
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Re: Why no one has found Big Foots
2/3 of the earths land mass are virtually uninhabited because they are generally too inhospitable for humans. Being far stronger and seriously adapted for rugged living, bigfoot has free reign and easilly avoids human contact. Many here will critisize you op but "There is far more in heaven and earth than are contained in their little philosophies."