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WE ARE the "G.L.P.-ple". JOIN US!

 
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GLPeeple....sounds catchy.

But there's no way I'd want to be associated with such a bunch of kooks and fruit-cakes in real life.

GLP is one of my guilty secrets that I hide from the world. One which I am thoroughly ashamed of.

verysad
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


I on the other hand, am not ashamed at all to be a G.L.P'r.. I've directed many people to this site... but... I do warn them, they have to wade through some shitty threads, to get to the good ones... and sadly, there are more and more shitty ones as time goes on...

Too bad.. This site really is ahead of MSM in so many ways and many threads do us proud; That needs to be acknowledged, and it's those threads that keep me coming back.
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GLPeeple....sounds catchy.

But there's no way I'd want to be associated with such a bunch of kooks and fruit-cakes in real life.

GLP is one of my guilty secrets that I hide from the world. One which I am thoroughly ashamed of.

verysad
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


I on the other hand, am not ashamed at all to be a G.L.P'r.. I've directed many people to this site... but... I do warn them, they have to wade through some shitty threads, to get to the good ones... and sadly, there are more and more shitty ones as time goes on...

Too bad.. This site really is ahead of MSM in so many ways and many threads do us proud; That needs to be acknowledged, and it's those threads that keep me coming back.
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"GLP LOVE" REAL TESTIMONIAL guys

clappa
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Some things bear repeating - especially for all you newbies. So....from deep in the archives...


"Give us your lonely, your deranged, and your mentally ill; give us your woo-woo´s, idiots, conspiracy theorists, catastrophists, astrologists and new age theologists; and give us your morons. Bring us your hoaxers and con-artists. Bring us your religious zealots, your bible thumping radicals, your bigots and your sexually frustrated teenagers. Bring us your trolls and pseudo-scientists.

We will provide a place of refuge, a place where attention will be given, a place for freedom of delusional representation. A place for all to come and ponder the existence and universal meaning of all fantasy, good and bad. A place where all people of miniscule mind can pen their thoughts, delusions, suppositions and conjecture with anonyminity and safety.

Bring them to GLP, we will provide for them. We will provide the haven they so desperately seek. A soapbox for those unable to be heard above the din of reality.

Truly, a god-like production."

- An anonymous, Anonymous Coward

See, AC's aren't all bad!
"The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path..."
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I am not GLP-pl,, for I am godlike hence the significance of my omnipesence here on this site as it resonates with my mindset in name only.

However i will reconsider if one; you name me the GLPope-l and i get to make all spiritual decisions and receive buckoads of greenback as paying pennies of pennance via me (no ckecks of credit cards, terms may apply) and two; that you recognise the FALKLAND ISLANDS as being FALKLANDY in nature and right and
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29335662



That would be interesting! New Jerusalem Russ would no doubt fight you for the title; he may have already claimed it.
 Quoting: Ralph--a house dog


Interesting that so soon after my rightful and just election there be a contender, but im afraid that your contender is a pretender as he has not been annointed as was I - with the true sprit of the scottish highlands (double malt, on the rocks lest ye fall foul of.blasphemy and heresy)

Anyhoo to even think about challenhing me there are divine rules that mist be observed because i was spoken to and these are cosmic so there....


Oh and if nobody responds to this then by divine default I get to be the GLPope L

If they do reply in any form then by divine default I get to be the GLPope-L until such time as it can be demonstrated that the divine rule system can be used to depose the exisiting GLPope-L....

Divine Rule System:

1. The GLPope-L's word is final and must be obyed at all costs
2. The GLPope-L title shall not be challenged - EVER.
3. If in any doubt you are granted the right to refer to rule number 1.

Praise be to me this day fellow non esteemed GLPpl, Feel free to request spiritual answers from the divine me.
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Some things bear repeating - especially for all you newbies. So....from deep in the archives...


"Give us your lonely, your deranged, and your mentally ill; give us your woo-woo´s, idiots, conspiracy theorists, catastrophists, astrologists and new age theologists; and give us your morons. Bring us your hoaxers and con-artists. Bring us your religious zealots, your bible thumping radicals, your bigots and your sexually frustrated teenagers. Bring us your trolls and pseudo-scientists.

We will provide a place of refuge, a place where attention will be given, a place for freedom of delusional representation. A place for all to come and ponder the existence and universal meaning of all fantasy, good and bad. A place where all people of miniscule mind can pen their thoughts, delusions, suppositions and conjecture with anonyminity and safety.

Bring them to GLP, we will provide for them. We will provide the haven they so desperately seek. A soapbox for those unable to be heard above the din of reality.

Truly, a god-like production."

- An anonymous, Anonymous Coward

See, AC's aren't all bad!
"The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1705024


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hf
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Thank you
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hf
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clappa
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Get in!!

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Last Edited by calx on 12/09/2012 02:25 PM
[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Watch "The Money Masters" and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.

Buddha say - don't bend over backwards.

"At times reality just can't be trusted." - Clyde Lewis
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 Quoting: Strongman Shelford


don´t be shame of who you are. Love you who are. It makes you different and special. That´s the Secret

clappa


this ^^^^^^
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Great OP OP.

But i miss 1 thing in the anthem .. the word "Sheep"
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From all over the world we unite.


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Tempus est optimus iudex - Time will tell
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GLPeeple....sounds catchy.

But there's no way I'd want to be associated with such a bunch of kooks and fruit-cakes in real life.

GLP is one of my guilty secrets that I hide from the world. One which I am thoroughly ashamed of.

verysad
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


GLP is just as ashamed of you. Ahhh...now you feel better. We're even!
 Quoting: Chip


Yep, that's cool. Sort of what I was hoping for.

Then at least if I get caught reading GLP I'll be able to say 'Look!...they don't accept me here. I don't fit in. I'm not like them at all.'

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GLPeeple....sounds catchy.

But there's no way I'd want to be associated with such a bunch of kooks and fruit-cakes in real life.

GLP is one of my guilty secrets that I hide from the world. One which I am thoroughly ashamed of.

verysad
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


GLP is just as ashamed of you. Ahhh...now you feel better. We're even!
 Quoting: Chip


Sorry Chip, gotta go with Johnny on this one. We all set our own self worth but there's no point in making the task impossible. There are frankly too many dumb people on this site. peace tho
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I gotta say there are some cool people on the site, but the look at my green karma because I'm a narc crowd is something I wouldn't swallow publicly.
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GLPeeple....sounds catchy.

But there's no way I'd want to be associated with such a bunch of kooks and fruit-cakes in real life.

GLP is one of my guilty secrets that I hide from the world. One which I am thoroughly ashamed of.

verysad
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


GLP is just as ashamed of you. Ahhh...now you feel better. We're even!
 Quoting: Chip


Sorry Chip, gotta go with Johnny on this one. We all set our own self worth but there's no point in making the task impossible. There are frankly too many dumb people on this site. peace tho
 Quoting: MultiStrada


I agree about the number of dumb people. Coincidentally there is a shortage of those with a sense of humor...wouldn't you agree?
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

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:GLPmem:
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Excellent.
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GLPeeple....sounds catchy.

But there's no way I'd want to be associated with such a bunch of kooks and fruit-cakes in real life.

GLP is one of my guilty secrets that I hide from the world. One which I am thoroughly ashamed of.

verysad
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


GLP is just as ashamed of you. Ahhh...now you feel better. We're even!
 Quoting: Chip


Sorry Chip, gotta go with Johnny on this one. We all set our own self worth but there's no point in making the task impossible. There are frankly too many dumb people on this site. peace tho
 Quoting: MultiStrada


I agree about the number of dumb people. Coincidentally there is a shortage of those with a sense of humor...wouldn't you agree?
 Quoting: Chip


Most definite, the laughs I've gotten on here make it worth the dough, but whatever your sense of shortages are yours coincidentally.
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GLPeeple....sounds catchy.

But there's no way I'd want to be associated with such a bunch of kooks and fruit-cakes in real life.

GLP is one of my guilty secrets that I hide from the world. One which I am thoroughly ashamed of.

verysad
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


GLP is just as ashamed of you. Ahhh...now you feel better. We're even!
 Quoting: Chip


Yep, that's cool. Sort of what I was hoping for.

Then at least if I get caught reading GLP I'll be able to say 'Look!...they don't accept me here. I don't fit in. I'm not like them at all.'

banana2
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You would not even know this forum existed if you did not dance to somewhat of the same drum beat.

OMG We Are One.
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GLP is just as ashamed of you. Ahhh...now you feel better. We're even!
 Quoting: Chip


Sorry Chip, gotta go with Johnny on this one. We all set our own self worth but there's no point in making the task impossible. There are frankly too many dumb people on this site. peace tho
 Quoting: MultiStrada


I agree about the number of dumb people. Coincidentally there is a shortage of those with a sense of humor...wouldn't you agree?
 Quoting: Chip


Most definite, the laughs I've gotten on here make it worth the dough, but whatever your sense of shortages are yours coincidentally.
 Quoting: MultiStrada


The irony. rofl
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda! ~David Mills ~ Se7en

THE PLANET IS FINE! THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED ~George Carlin RIP

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Sorry Chip, gotta go with Johnny on this one. We all set our own self worth but there's no point in making the task impossible. There are frankly too many dumb people on this site. peace tho
 Quoting: MultiStrada


I agree about the number of dumb people. Coincidentally there is a shortage of those with a sense of humor...wouldn't you agree?
 Quoting: Chip


Most definite, the laughs I've gotten on here make it worth the dough, but whatever your sense of shortages are yours coincidentally.
 Quoting: MultiStrada


The irony. rofl
 Quoting: Chip


I know right.banana2
I gotta poo poo this a bit tho, we are glp and no mention of Trinity or DoorBert. Left me feeling a little unfulfilled.

peace
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why don't the emotion cons work on this site???
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Come on op. Just a few edits, what about Brief, TBar, Astro, and the beloved Fandango Rangers.

Help a brother out.


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why don't the emotion cons work on this site???
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seriously...they are frozen and don't move unless you hit 'refreash page'....wtf????
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WE BUMP
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WE SUGGEST UNPIN
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that's the G.L. Pee Pole.

dumb fucks here think it's raining.
bushtard
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Then you got the GLP-pole (shift) too...And the GLP-Poles (those that hail from Poland) then there's the GLP Poll...

SO, WHICH IS IT, BUSTER????
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the humpers here vote for romney while the govt pisses on their fucking HEADS!!!

and they ain't got enough sense to even come in from the PISS!!! lmao

so it's the pee-pole.
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As the fairly elected GLPope-L through the sivine rule process, i formally bless this comment.
To celebrate we need copious amounts of wine served by buxom wenches along with a feast for me. I shall be sending you divine crumbs and scraps from the officially blessed plate when I'm done so you may return to your miserable life safe in the knowlegde tha the higher relmas forgive you
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it's too late to apologise now...

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