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I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)

 
tardrat
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12/09/2012 10:34 AM
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I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
Just for the record, I have also read (and regularly read) the Bible, the koran, Ghita and numerous other religious, philosophical and scientific works. :-)
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12/09/2012 10:41 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
ok, does your butt itch?
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12/09/2012 10:44 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
So, how do you think the Satanic Bible, being of fairly recent origin, will stand the test of time like the other texts that you've read?
tardrat (OP)
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12/09/2012 10:48 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
So, how do you think the Satanic Bible, being of fairly recent origin, will stand the test of time like the other texts that you've read?
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It probably won't last very long. It is basically atheism with a set of fangs, but the idea of 'satan' is to some just a little to much to handle.
It's a distillation of Nietzche, Ayn Rand, Jack London, G.B Shaw and a few others (Ragnar Redbeard specifically), but will never appeal to enough people to stand the test of time.
I believe it was La Vey's intention to keep the timid and the frightened away, but he may have screwed himself in doing so.
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
ok, does your butt itch?
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12/09/2012 10:51 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
Were you as disappointed in the shallowness of it as I was? :(
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12/09/2012 11:00 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
Were you as disappointed in the shallowness of it as I was? :(
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Well, to be fair it was published as a mass market paperback so I don't think La Vey would have done the right thing saleswise by turning out a 900 page satanic grimoire.
I'd say he gave interested people enough to whet their appetites and explore further themselves.
It's never been out of print since it was published, so it certainly has appeal, but I believe that appeal lies mainly with the 'oooh, I'm so naughty because I have a satanic bible' brigade.
I think perhaps the lunatic fringe christians also keep it in print by buying it to burn lol!
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12/09/2012 11:03 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
One starred by an illiterate asshole...lol
Judethz
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12/09/2012 11:05 AM

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[link to www.youtube.com]
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12/09/2012 11:12 AM
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And speaking of illiterate assholes...
Judethz
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And speaking of illiterate assholes...
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grizzy HALLO DAAR!... [link to www.chick.com]

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Anonymous Coward
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
I'm surprised the Chick-o-matic didn't post some tangentially related comic.
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12/09/2012 11:19 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
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I wouldn't buy a used anvil from that woman, let alone believe anything coming out of her mouth.
Hard to believe, but there is someone out there who will actually stick his dick in that critter (Not judethz, she's a he)!
What aterrible thought lol

Moving on. Any INTELLIGENT input/thoughts/questions?
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12/09/2012 11:20 AM
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And speaking of illiterate assholes...
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:grizzy: HALLO DAAR!... [link to www.chick.com]
 Quoting: Judethz


I'm English speaking, dude!
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12/09/2012 11:34 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
Did this anton Levy dude really live satanic life or was it more of a philosophy?
Anonymous Coward
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12/09/2012 11:37 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
To me it seemed like an esoteric book for housewives with the occasional pages of pure gibberish. I was not impressed.
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12/09/2012 11:38 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
I'm surprised the Chick-o-matic didn't post some tangentially related comic.
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He tried, but failed miserably because he assumed that I am Afrikaans. With SA's demographic being what it is there was more chance of me being a Zulu or Xhosa.
But we all know he's not very bright :-)
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12/09/2012 11:39 AM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
Was it a one-handed read?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more. dance
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12/09/2012 11:41 AM
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Why do people think that posting a clip of some lunatic half-arsedly attempting to con people holds any validity?
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
Did this anton Levy dude really live satanic life or was it more of a philosophy?
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Philosophy, I'd say. But he also cottoned onto the business side of it (as any rational person would do), so I'd say to a large extent he was economically driven.
That said though, he was a man of intelligence and he was certainly knowledgeable with regards religion, philosophy and esoteric subjects.
Being what he was though, it's difficult to determine his sincerity...but that was part of his plan I believe. :-)
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
To me it seemed like an esoteric book for housewives with the occasional pages of pure gibberish. I was not impressed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24394728


Lol!
I think he knew that it would be read by all kinds of people, but particularly the not so bright squad who would buy it for its 'evilness'.
So, yes. It's pretty easy to read and there's a lot of editorial fattening at the back.
He was aware of how much people love esoteric mumbo jumbo so it was included for them I believe.
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
Was it a one-handed read?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more. dance
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Is, uh...is your wife interested in photography? Snap, snap, grin, grin, nudge, nudge, wink, wink...say NO more!

The masturbation section was pretty tame so I can't report much arousal, no. :-)
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
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Why do people think that posting a clip of some lunatic half-arsedly attempting to con people holds any validity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24394728


Video quality is commesurate with poster's I.Q :-)
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12/09/2012 11:49 AM
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And speaking of illiterate assholes...
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:grizzy: HALLO DAAR!... [link to www.chick.com]
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Aren't you a dude, posing as a woman?

that's fucking weird, man!

wtf
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
In your opinion - is it BAD?
That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon.
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12/09/2012 12:12 PM
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And speaking of illiterate assholes...
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:grizzy: HALLO DAAR!... [link to www.chick.com]
 Quoting: Judethz


Aren't you a dude, posing as a woman?

that's fucking weird, man!

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1349139


hiding
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
In your opinion - is it BAD?
 Quoting: Ozicell


Bad, as in evil/naughty/scary? Or bad as in not well written?
Certainly not evil, but then I've never been frightened of intangibles like 'evil', 'demons', 'witches' etc.
It was written to appeal to amass audience, so it's not exactly top notch literature... :-)
Intergalactic Diplomat

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12/09/2012 12:18 PM
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
Satanic Bible, the Bible, the koran, Ghita ...
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whats the difference?
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What is your favorite Prince song ?
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Who is Mormo?
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The religion of submission cannot survive an open and honest discussion of its convoluted and foolish scriptures, its sexually perverted terrorist prophet, or its deceitful and demented god. When Western leaders become unified and resolute in their hostility to Islam's violent and ungodly beginnings, Muslims will flee the religion because they will be horrified by its endorsement of terrorism, mass murder, slave trading, plunder, kidnapping, and rape.

If Muslims & their apologists really want to cure "Islamophobia," here is an easy way. Focus their indignation on Muslims committing violent acts in the name of Islam, not on non-Muslims reporting on those acts.
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[link to www.faithfreedom.org]
[link to thereligionofpeace.com]
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Ecclesiastes 10:2 “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

We are all born ignorant, but it takes a lot of work to keep looking the other way to remain stupid.

Islam is not a race - the racism rant is lame, used by the intellectually lazy to derail the debate.
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Re: I just read the Satanic Bible...ask me a relevant question :-)
And speaking of illiterate assholes...
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:grizzy: HALLO DAAR!... [link to www.chick.com]
 Quoting: Judethz


Aren't you a dude, posing as a woman?

that's fucking weird, man!

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1349139


He's been around for quite a while too, if I remember correctly. Or at least there have been different accounts using those weird cartoon women avatars.

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