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Why are trucks full of walnuts being stolen?

 
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Why are trucks full of walnuts being stolen?
80,000 Pounds Of Walnuts Stolen In California, Local Squirrels Plead Innocence

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What the hell they going to do with 80,000 lbs of stolen walnuts? Man with "Russian accent"

Pecans stolen here in the South. Chinese likes them pecans.
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Re: Why are trucks full of walnuts being stolen?
walnuts are gonna be banned soon

too healthy for fat people to eat
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walnuts are gonna be banned soon

too healthy for fat people to eat
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But what Russikies and Chinese gooing to do with all dem nuts?
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Have you priced them recently?
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What the hell they going to do with 80,000 lbs of stolen walnuts? Man with "Russian accent"

Pecans stolen here in the South. Chinese likes them pecans.
[link to www.khou.com]

Thread: what happened to mini pecan pies?

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Probably because they were to radioactive to eat.
Better to have them "stolen"than to have to announce that they are to radio active. That could create panic.
Think Fukushima.
Walnuts in Europe and Turkey were very radioactive after Chernobyl.

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Have you priced them recently?
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The things are like gold...
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yep
bad math, fixed it...
$1.4 million + in nuts.

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Re: Why are trucks full of walnuts being stolen?
What the hell they going to do with 80,000 lbs of stolen walnuts? Man with "Russian accent"

Pecans stolen here in the South. Chinese likes them pecans.
[link to www.khou.com]

Thread: what happened to mini pecan pies?

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Probably because they were to radioactive to eat.
Better to have them "stolen"than to have to announce that they are to radio active. That could create panic.
Think Fukushima.
Walnuts in Europe and Turkey were very radioactive after Chernobyl.

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I'm in the scrap metal industry and its common for trailers of scrap to be stolen.
Now, every corporate meeting held regarding stolen scrap, the stolen walnuts are mentioned.
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Re: Why are trucks full of walnuts being stolen?
It's really easy to steal agricultural stuff and it's worth money, so why wouldn't walnuts be stolen? People are desperate for $$$, out of work, also criminal element in full swing.
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Re: Why are trucks full of walnuts being stolen?
Maybe it's someone stocking up to live underground. I bet nuts stay good for ages and they're a source of protein.

IDK about radioactivity in nuts, but I would skip on eating outdoor grown mushrooms for the next decade. Those things soak up radiation from the environment like you wouldn't believe.
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Walnuts contain cyanide
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Oh wait nevermind that's almonds
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maybe instead of looking for the lizard-oids ..its been the squrriels that are the master race?
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Re: Why are trucks full of walnuts being stolen?
Maybe it's someone stocking up to live underground. I bet nuts stay good for ages and they're a source of protein.

IDK about radioactivity in nuts, but I would skip on eating outdoor grown mushrooms for the next decade. Those things soak up radiation from the environment like you wouldn't believe.
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Nope, they go rancid if not kept cold.
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Re: Why are trucks full of walnuts being stolen?
Maybe it's someone stocking up to live underground. I bet nuts stay good for ages and they're a source of protein.

IDK about radioactivity in nuts, but I would skip on eating outdoor grown mushrooms for the next decade. Those things soak up radiation from the environment like you wouldn't believe.
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ha Squirrels are commies with Russian accents
1 Man with Russian accent
2 Chinese are pecan crazy

So how do you hide 80,000 lbs? bunkers?
spam----->cans of Tuna (Pacific) have more rads
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It's really easy to steal agricultural stuff and it's worth money, so why wouldn't walnuts be stolen? People are desperate for $$$, out of work, also criminal element in full swing.
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This is it, I've read many stories recently about thefts of hay and whatnot as well. People have horses or other animals and can't feed them, or simply want to resell what they take.

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