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I NEED MONEY QUICK LEGALLY!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/10/2012 02:50 PM
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Sure! I have the secret! Very quick cash!!!!

www.BuyMyStupidEbook.com
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that's a real web link, btw
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12/10/2012 02:54 PM
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watcha willin to give me eh papacito
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watcha willin to give me eh papacito
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greedy
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12/10/2012 02:56 PM
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BIG MONEY LIKE 10K QUICK!
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Get a job at your local hospital as an elephant circumcision technician. The pay ain't much but the tips are big.
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1rof1 took me a second to catch on.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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Legendary (OP)

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12/10/2012 02:57 PM

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Sure! I have the secret! Very quick cash!!!!

www.BuyMyStupidEbook.com
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29119955


I have to write a book and post in in the hopes that someone out there will buy it and read it like it and tell his or her friends about it. What kind of books are popular?
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12/10/2012 03:06 PM

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Have you ever thought about how much money this site makes?
 Quoting: Legendary




Ahahahahahaha...


Yeah well it don't make enough to support my shoe fetish baby.


Don't be so jelly.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Damn girl, you are high maintenance!!!!!!!!!!!
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12/10/2012 03:08 PM
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Re: I NEED MONEY QUICK LEGALLY!
Sure! I have the secret! Very quick cash!!!!

www.BuyMyStupidEbook.com
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29119955


I have to write a book and post in in the hopes that someone out there will buy it and read it like it and tell his or her friends about it. What kind of books are popular?
 Quoting: Legendary


50 shades of gay
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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12/10/2012 03:09 PM
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Be an ordained minister online and marry people.

[link to www.christianharvestchurch.com]

Become a sperm doner.

[link to www.growinggenerations.com]

Or you could take up my profession.
Legendary (OP)

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12/10/2012 03:13 PM

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Be an ordained minister online and marry people.

[link to www.christianharvestchurch.com]

Become a sperm doner.

[link to www.growinggenerations.com]

Or you could take up my profession.
 Quoting: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 2049028


Is that quick? I mean is there a huge demand for couple to get married!
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12/10/2012 03:22 PM
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Be an ordained minister online and marry people.

[link to www.christianharvestchurch.com]

Become a sperm doner.

[link to www.growinggenerations.com]

Or you could take up my profession.
 Quoting: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo 2049028


Is that quick? I mean is there a huge demand for couple to get married!
 Quoting: Legendary


The ordination is immediate. To find clients might take a while.

No credit cards? I get these checks in the mail all the time. I'm using one today to pay for classes at a local university. 0% until June 2014. Then it's 16.9%, not good, but I hope to pay it off by then.
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12/10/2012 04:15 PM
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bump to read later.
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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12/10/2012 04:20 PM
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BIG MONEY LIKE 10K QUICK!
 Quoting: Legendary


Ask Trinity, but he won't tell you!!
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12/10/2012 04:20 PM
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12/10/2012 04:24 PM
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BIG MONEY LIKE 10K QUICK!
 Quoting: Legendary


Don't feel bad, I need 5K ASAP!!! My husband retired and can't collect Unemployement Benefits because of his Retirement check, (Yet it only covers our Mortgage and Taxes) and we have nothing left!!! We did have savings, but after 6 months of being out of work, we used it for Food and bills...

It's so unfair that my husband is a a 20 Year Seabee Veteran and NO ONE WILL GIVE HIM A JOB!!!!

WTH!!!

bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25823089


Honey you got a pussy put it to work girl!!

Charge $300.00 a pop!! and they must wear condoms.

You get money, and jollies too!!

Best job in town for a woman!!
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12/10/2012 04:28 PM

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BIG MONEY LIKE 10K QUICK!
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Don't feel bad, I need 5K ASAP!!! My husband retired and can't collect Unemployement Benefits because of his Retirement check, (Yet it only covers our Mortgage and Taxes) and we have nothing left!!! We did have savings, but after 6 months of being out of work, we used it for Food and bills...

It's so unfair that my husband is a a 20 Year Seabee Veteran and NO ONE WILL GIVE HIM A JOB!!!!

WTH!!!

bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25823089


Honey you got a pussy put it to work girl!!

Charge $300.00 a pop!! and they must wear condoms.

You get money, and jollies too!!

Best job in town for a woman!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29248202


That is one of the orst ways for someone to sell out to themselves.
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12/10/2012 04:29 PM
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GET A FUCKIN JOB.
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I said quick not years!

When you find your method make an infomercial!
 Quoting: Chip


It's not impossible with the internet.

But it's hard work...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29419800


I have been experimenting with youtube and blogspot adsense over the last few years with very mild results. There are a lot of ways to make money online i understand this but yet there are also a hell of a lot of scam's online. I need a website that gets a million hits a day to make a decent living at it.
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if you a woman, pose nude on your site in high definition, I guarantee you will get millions of clicks.
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12/10/2012 04:31 PM
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Yeah just let me pull that right outta my ass here.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Have you ever thought about how much money this site makes?
You could pull that out of you're ass right now if you wanted to.
 Quoting: Legendary


$500,000 a year!!
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12/10/2012 04:32 PM

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GET A FUCKIN JOB.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29412353


I said quick not years!

When you find your method make an infomercial!
 Quoting: Chip


It's not impossible with the internet.

But it's hard work...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29419800


I have been experimenting with youtube and blogspot adsense over the last few years with very mild results. There are a lot of ways to make money online i understand this but yet there are also a hell of a lot of scam's online. I need a website that gets a million hits a day to make a decent living at it.
 Quoting: Legendary


if you a woman, pose nude on your site in high definition, I guarantee you will get millions of clicks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29248202


It's must be my mind...but I could have sworn you said dicks. But I guess both are true...eh?
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12/10/2012 04:40 PM

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Yeah just let me pull that right outta my ass here.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Have you ever thought about how much money this site makes?
You could pull that out of you're ass right now if you wanted to.
 Quoting: Legendary


$500,000 a year!!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29248202


Nice money there!
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12/10/2012 04:53 PM
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Some of us have bills that banks wont pay because we are lazy bums who don't have jobs.
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So, you confess to be a unemployed lazy bum that needs 10K quick?.
I suppose that exclude a bank loan then...
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12/10/2012 04:59 PM

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 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


Some of us have bills that banks wont pay because we are lazy bums who don't have jobs.
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So, you confess to be a unemployed lazy bum that needs 10K quick?.
I suppose that exclude a bank loan then...
 Quoting: Zombietard


I want my drivers license back! No dui's =D
Merci

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12/11/2012 11:59 AM
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If it is for a good cause or not, money can be raised within days at this site.

[link to www.indiegogo.com]

I even saw a fundraiser once to keep some guy from eating his hampster. He had already raised over 500.00 for the cause. LOL

People will donate money for anything.
 Quoting: Merci


I posted one lets see if i get anything lol!
Look like a great site!
 Quoting: Legendary


Hope it helps. hf


Which one is your campaign?

Last Edited by Merci on 12/11/2012 12:02 PM
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Dapurps

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12/11/2012 12:21 PM
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Re: I NEED MONEY QUICK LEGALLY!
If it is for a good cause or not, money can be raised within days at this site.

[link to www.indiegogo.com]

I even saw a fundraiser once to keep some guy from eating his hampster. He had already raised over 500.00 for the cause. LOL

People will donate money for anything.
 Quoting: Merci


I posted one lets see if i get anything lol!
Look like a great site!
 Quoting: Legendary


Hope it helps. hf


Which one is your campaign?
 Quoting: Merci


Wow looks like a great site! Can't think of something people would donate too for the hell of it aha.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

:ftwpanda:

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12/11/2012 12:22 PM

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BIG MONEY LIKE 10K QUICK!
 Quoting: Legendary


No problem...oh wait, you said legally? Never mind then...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/11/2012 12:23 PM

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You should get with TTown...I'm sure she has a method you could use.
 Quoting: Chip


You think OP gives good head too?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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