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I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once

 
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12/09/2012 06:37 PM
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I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once
She was always bitching about shit and changing her mind about what she wanted and want to talk

So, I was like...

Lets make a contract. Write down what you want. I'll write down what I want. We'll negotiate, sign the contract, and then we will know where we stand.

For some reason... this did not please her.

My question is... why don't average people use things like contracts, negotiations, and such in their personal lives? Why is that considered bad? I see these little families bickering about shit all the time.

For example, I'll see a parent yelling at their kid to do something. ANd I'm like, "Since it is now illegal to hit your kid or yell at them, why don't you offer them something? Negotiate?"

And the parent acts like I'm evil somehow.

What am I missing?
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12/09/2012 06:50 PM
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Re: I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once
Sounds like you have an impossible GF. I had one like that before. She would like the bitch and argue about everything. It got to the point that if I didn't argue she would want to argue about that.

She also had this amazing ability to bring up something from the past when I actually did do something wrong, which meant she knew she was wrong this time but wasn't going to let it go. She could recite past events like it was being played off of a recorder.

I think back now and realize she had PMS 2 weeks before and 2 weeks after every period.

LOL
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12/09/2012 06:51 PM
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Re: I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once
Hell hath no fury like Kotex
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12/09/2012 06:56 PM
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Re: I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once
I learned how to dodge candles, picture frames and whatever wasn't nailed down while packing her overnight bag. All while the bitching continued. Then it kept going.. all the way to the car and throughout the drive to her relatives house. The police came sometimes,

oh fun days
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12/09/2012 07:14 PM
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Re: I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once
Some chicks are flat out fuckin psycho. Let me rephrase that...most chicks are psycho.

I dated a bunch of hot chicks. I got to the point where I flat out told them " look, the fact that were dating means that you're being interviewed as the potential mother of my future children. If I see anything from you that is impure, if you lie, if you flirt, if you are a dirtbag, etc etc..then its off. And I won't accept any double standards. If you have guy buddies then I will have female buddies."

Some chicks instantly reverted into marry poplins cause they wanted a family. Some chicks tried to hide their nefarious character. Some chicks are just as dumb as my dog.

They don't want shit laid out in a concrete logical pattern. They thrive on emotional chaos because they are victims of their hormones. They don't want mental stability. They just want to cry like a psycho bitch and they expect you to tolerate it.

My advice is kick their flabby ass to the curb at the first sign. You'll go through two hundred dumb bitchez like I did but eventually a good one will turn up.
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12/09/2012 07:24 PM
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Women in essence just want their own way. They're control freaks who want easy access to A) your dick & B) your credit card. If you try to set boundaries and negotiations into a fair deal for yourself, you'll see how fast she'll jump on someone else.
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12/09/2012 09:03 PM
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Re: I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once
Some chicks are flat out fuckin psycho. Let me rephrase that...most chicks are psycho.

I dated a bunch of hot chicks. I got to the point where I flat out told them " look, the fact that were dating means that you're being interviewed as the potential mother of my future children. If I see anything from you that is impure, if you lie, if you flirt, if you are a dirtbag, etc etc..then its off. And I won't accept any double standards. If you have guy buddies then I will have female buddies."

Some chicks instantly reverted into marry poplins cause they wanted a family. Some chicks tried to hide their nefarious character. Some chicks are just as dumb as my dog.

They don't want shit laid out in a concrete logical pattern. They thrive on emotional chaos because they are victims of their hormones. They don't want mental stability. They just want to cry like a psycho bitch and they expect you to tolerate it.

My advice is kick their flabby ass to the curb at the first sign. You'll go through two hundred dumb bitchez like I did but eventually a good one will turn up.
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Wisdom.

Just be sure to put energy into making those magical emotional moments. Life is like building a boat, and sailing it.
Overstand, this isn't a sermon from the hill, but a 'Trespassers Will Be Shot' Sign.
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12/09/2012 09:21 PM
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Re: I tried to get my gf to sign a contract once
She was always bitching about shit and changing her mind about what she wanted and want to talk

So, I was like...

Lets make a contract. Write down what you want. I'll write down what I want. We'll negotiate, sign the contract, and then we will know where we stand.

For some reason... this did not please her.

My question is... why don't average people use things like contracts, negotiations, and such in their personal lives? Why is that considered bad? I see these little families bickering about shit all the time.

For example, I'll see a parent yelling at their kid to do something. ANd I'm like, "Since it is now illegal to hit your kid or yell at them, why don't you offer them something? Negotiate?"

And the parent acts like I'm evil somehow.

What am I missing?
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very weird relationship you have ...

We always managed everything by talking things over. You know, old fashioned conversation.

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