So there was this tattooed chick in the gym | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15256858 United States 12/10/2012 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They were very curious looking.......I just wouldn't put them on my body... And she had such lovely beautiful smooth skin. What a shame to decorate it like that. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 12/10/2012 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got a tattoo on my penis that says "Suzie". When hard it says, "This massive dong belongs to Suzie. No trespassing. Thank you." Quoting: Thor's Hamster Mine says "yours" when hard it says "I am sorry, ladies, but if you're cheating on your boyfriend you're going to have to explain to him later that you are walking funny because you slept with a fellow who had a "dick bigger than yours (meaning your boyfriend) and it was amazing."" |
Daniel of the Rose User ID: 15114131 United States 12/10/2012 01:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15256858 United States 12/10/2012 01:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | or prison incarceration. ......maybe a tribal thing. And it seems to be some kind of sociatal/class thing. Don't make the stupid mistake of getting drunk with a bunch of friends and doing something wild like running down to the tat shop and getting a little trophy for a keepsake of your wild night out. Those things a PERMANENT |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19980561 United States 12/10/2012 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15256858 United States 12/10/2012 01:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When my son was growing up I told him not to get any tats or I would take him down to a surgeons office and have the thing surgically removed. Guess it worked....well, til he grew up and moved out of the house and then he went and got a ying/yang in the small of his back in defiance. Guess though after that he got either a conscience or an awakening and never got anymore....and thank gawd you can't see that darn one he does have. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29548828 United Kingdom 12/10/2012 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Face Palmer (OP) User ID: 29558009 Germany 12/10/2012 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So there was this DICK FACE called face palmer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29548828 he likes to write stupid pointless threads. I like to blend in. "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
smilesun User ID: 29549760 Italy 12/10/2012 01:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her entire arm was covered in blue, so was her leg. Quoting: Face Palmer I thought "Some men must feel like fucking a comic?" Anyone things this shit is attractive? VIRTUALBLOGNEWS [link to virtualblognews.altervista.org] |
Face Palmer (OP) User ID: 29558009 Germany 12/10/2012 01:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Her entire arm was covered in blue, so was her leg. Quoting: Face Palmer I thought "Some men must feel like fucking a comic?" Anyone things this shit is attractive? *thinks. My fault. "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |