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Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.

 
Leslie Zevo
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Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I'll start:

"So Grandpa got an anus tattoo..."

Last Edited by Baconhead on 12/10/2012 06:38 AM
I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
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12/10/2012 06:40 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Well, how exactly would you know about that, OP?!
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."
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12/10/2012 06:41 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
mum.. dad.....i'm gay
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
So, you guys ever thought about worshipping a real religion?
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12/10/2012 06:49 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Before this day is over, I'm going to have killed every last one of you mother fuc%ers!
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12/10/2012 06:50 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Caught my girlfriend in the bathroom with the turkey baster.
Leslie Zevo (OP)
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Well, how exactly would you know about that, OP?!
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He probably told you, or worse.
I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
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12/10/2012 06:54 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I read something really interesting yesterday and I' d like to hear what you all think. Billy, go grab my satanic bible from my car.
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12/10/2012 06:56 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I'm dieing.
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Excuse me for a moment, there's chocolate pudding in my pants!

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Leslie Zevo (OP)
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12/10/2012 07:06 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"She's not my fiance, she's a hooker."
I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Leslie Zevo (OP)
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12/10/2012 07:08 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Alternatively...

"She's not a hooker, she's my fiance."

or

"She's a hooker AND she's my fiance."

Last Edited by Baconhead on 12/10/2012 07:09 AM
I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Remember when the cat disappeared last week? Hope you enjoyed the stuffing.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"excuse me may I go to the bathroom?"..........

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
So Im engaged to a black girl named Shaquanna. Shes 24 and has 3 kids..... all from previous fathers.
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
As of tomorrow I will no longer be a post op transvestite.

I will be the woman God wanted me to be all along!

Pass the gravey please.

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
hope you didn't sexually abuse
that turkey
Leslie Zevo (OP)
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12/10/2012 07:17 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"All the food you see here was grown from a fertilizer made from our own feces. Enjoy!"
I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
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12/10/2012 07:24 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
mmm yummy this food tastes soooo good, and who knew that you could get all this food from diving into the grocery store dumpster ?
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12/10/2012 07:26 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
mmm yummy this food tastes soooo good, and who knew that you could get all this food from diving into the grocery store dumpster ?
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haha nice!
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12/10/2012 07:28 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Those spiced apple cookies are made with breast milk, wonderfully healthy
Prepare to Self-Sustain.
Leslie Zevo (OP)
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12/10/2012 07:29 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"Grandma's last request was that her ashes be baked into an apple pie. I hope you enjoyed it!"
I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
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12/10/2012 07:35 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
As many of you know, we are on our spiritual journey, this will be the last Christmas we are spending in this house, we have sold all our possessions to live with the bishop. The Bishop has agreed to take my wife as his own, and to accept me as his man servant.
Prepare to Self-Sustain.
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12/10/2012 07:38 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Doctor says I have no control over my bowels. Lets eat!
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
We shouldnt celebrate this. Lets read from The Watchtower instead.
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12/10/2012 07:55 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I'll start:

"So Grandpa got an anus tattoo..."
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


lmao
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I will need a big enema after this meal to get my bowels cleaned out.
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I'll start:

"So Grandpa got an anus tattoo..."
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I know one...."Happy Hanukah"
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12/10/2012 07:58 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I'll start:

"So Grandpa got an anus tattoo..."
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


I know one...."Happy Hanukah"
 Quoting: Canadian Psycho 25935062


Or......."Here come sit on Santa's lap,we will talk about the first thing that pop's up."
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12/10/2012 08:02 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Every one of these posts are hilarious. In lieu of laughing at each one individually, I'll give it one, all-encompassing...

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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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