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Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.

 
zestor

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Grandma's pregnant
Prepare to Self-Sustain.
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12/10/2012 08:09 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"So, yes, I DID vote for Obama"
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12/10/2012 08:12 AM
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I'm fuller than a whore in a mule barn.
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12/10/2012 08:13 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
So, Jim...did you ever get that gerbil issue resolved at the hospital?
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12/10/2012 08:14 AM

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I'm dieing, pass the potatoes.
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fixed
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Hey somebody switch off the lights, so we can watch all the pretty glowing pacific ocean shrimp that was left over from dinner.
To the world I am just a number, but the Lamb of God He knows me by my name.
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12/10/2012 08:15 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"Hey, have y'all noticed that mom's left breast is bigger than her right one?"
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12/10/2012 08:16 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"we're moving to Texas"

my family (in new york) has never been the same since...and we are here now!!!
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Did you know a frozen Turkey thaws out faster if you leave it on a heating vent for 48 hrs?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I'm fuller than a whore in a mule barn.
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Then...a little later, say, "I ate so much I'm sweating like a filthy whore in church!"
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12/10/2012 08:24 AM
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"Mom, I slept with Dad and now I'm pregnant"
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rofl to everyone.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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"Ïn about 4 hours, there will be a False Flag attack"
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Dad who was that chickie poo I saw you with?
As mom drops her fork.
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Fun-Da-Mental

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"Do you people even know who David dIcke is?"

edit for his last name, it puts a 'd' in front...

Last Edited by Fun-Da-Mental on 12/10/2012 08:31 AM
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Dad who was that chickie poo I saw you with?
As mom drops her fork.
 Quoting: Fast Forward


lmao
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I have bad news and good news. Bad news is that i lost my job a week ago, good news is that the pilot porn video i posted on my facebook recieved 2369 likes so far!
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12/10/2012 08:57 AM
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I stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes
zestor

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12/10/2012 09:04 AM

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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
You all know we adopted Chewy the poor El Salvador kid last year. Well, we caught that little bastard fucking our poodle last week.
Prepare to Self-Sustain.
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"As we gather around the table this Christmas, I'd just like to say... that every single one of you little bastards was conceived right here on this table."
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12/10/2012 10:40 AM
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"As you know, Billy's turned 12 this year... and in accordance with the prophecy must be sacrificed to Washeemushu after dinner but before charades. Merry Christmas, Billy!"
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12/10/2012 10:44 AM
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Festivus! The airing of greivances!
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12/10/2012 10:44 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Half way through the basted, headless whole suckling pig:

"Yeah...about Fido. He didn't really run away last week."
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"I'm leaving my spouse for someone I met on GLP..."
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"Don't mind that buzzing gift under the christmass tree, it's only a LITTLE something to go with gramps new tatoo."
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
"We gather today to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama..."
INK3

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12/10/2012 11:05 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
I read something really interesting yesterday and I' d like to hear what you all think. Billy, go grab my satanic bible from my car.
 Quoting: RF 1287633


ROFLMAO!!!!
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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12/10/2012 11:06 AM
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
Hey, I had a chance to give head to a black guy.....boy was his cock BIG.........I almost gagged trying to deep throat it!! and his balls were HUGE also....but what fun to play with!!!!!!
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12/10/2012 11:08 AM
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I read something really interesting yesterday and I' d like to hear what you all think. Billy, go grab my satanic bible from my car.
 Quoting: RF 1287633


Good un!! chuckle
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Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner.
This food sucks.