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Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. |
zestor
User ID: 3295117 United States 12/10/2012 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. Grandma's pregnant Prepare to Self-Sustain. |
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Fun-Da-Mental
User ID: 4433985 Netherlands 12/10/2012 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "So, yes, I DID vote for Obama" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29138220 United States 12/10/2012 08:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. I'm fuller than a whore in a mule barn. |
Thor's Hamster
User ID: 27858559 United States 12/10/2012 08:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. So, Jim...did you ever get that gerbil issue resolved at the hospital? Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States 12/10/2012 08:14 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. I'm dieing, pass the potatoes.
Quoting: RF 1287633 fixed I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Swan Song
User ID: 28505443 Australia 12/10/2012 08:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. Hey somebody switch off the lights, so we can watch all the pretty glowing pacific ocean shrimp that was left over from dinner. To the world I am just a number, but the Lamb of God He knows me by my name. |
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Fun-Da-Mental
User ID: 4433985 Netherlands 12/10/2012 08:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "Hey, have y'all noticed that mom's left breast is bigger than her right one?" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18859652 United States 12/10/2012 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "we're moving to Texas"
my family (in new york) has never been the same since...and we are here now!!! |
BRIEF
User ID: 381742 United States 12/10/2012 08:16 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. Did you know a frozen Turkey thaws out faster if you leave it on a heating vent for 48 hrs? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29138220 United States 12/10/2012 08:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. I'm fuller than a whore in a mule barn.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29138220 Then...a little later, say, "I ate so much I'm sweating like a filthy whore in church!" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29529372 Australia 12/10/2012 08:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "Mom, I slept with Dad and now I'm pregnant" |
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geminilion
User ID: 12895036 United States 12/10/2012 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. to everyone. ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
Fun-Da-Mental
User ID: 4433985 Netherlands 12/10/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "Ïn about 4 hours, there will be a False Flag attack" |
Fast Forward
User ID: 15057455 United States 12/10/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. Dad who was that chickie poo I saw you with? As mom drops her fork. Fast Forward |
Fun-Da-Mental
User ID: 4433985 Netherlands 12/10/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "Do you people even know who David dIcke is?" edit for his last name, it puts a 'd' in front... Last Edited by Fun-Da-Mental on 12/10/2012 08:31 AM |
Fun-Da-Mental
User ID: 4433985 Netherlands 12/10/2012 08:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. Dad who was that chickie poo I saw you with? As mom drops her fork.
Quoting: Fast Forward |
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Ostria1
User ID: 29325791 Greece 12/10/2012 08:36 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. I have bad news and good news. Bad news is that i lost my job a week ago, good news is that the pilot porn video i posted on my facebook recieved 2369 likes so far! Ostria |
SoMuchSoul
User ID: 10975173 Canada 12/10/2012 08:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. I stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes |
zestor
User ID: 3295117 United States 12/10/2012 09:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. You all know we adopted Chewy the poor El Salvador kid last year. Well, we caught that little bastard fucking our poodle last week. Prepare to Self-Sustain. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 12/10/2012 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "As we gather around the table this Christmas, I'd just like to say... that every single one of you little bastards was conceived right here on this table." |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 12/10/2012 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "As you know, Billy's turned 12 this year... and in accordance with the prophecy must be sacrificed to Washeemushu after dinner but before charades. Merry Christmas, Billy!" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26165384 United States 12/10/2012 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. Festivus! The airing of greivances! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29552087 China 12/10/2012 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. Half way through the basted, headless whole suckling pig:
"Yeah...about Fido. He didn't really run away last week." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28604765 United States 12/10/2012 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "I'm leaving my spouse for someone I met on GLP..." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15993935 Netherlands 12/10/2012 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "Don't mind that buzzing gift under the christmass tree, it's only a LITTLE something to go with gramps new tatoo." |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 12/10/2012 11:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. "We gather today to celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama..." |
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INK3
User ID: 25650162 United States 12/10/2012 11:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. I read something really interesting yesterday and I' d like to hear what you all think. Billy, go grab my satanic bible from my car.
Quoting: RF 1287633 ROFLMAO!!!! "When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"
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BG43214 User ID: 18147015 United States 12/10/2012 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. Hey, I had a chance to give head to a black guy.....boy was his cock BIG.........I almost gagged trying to deep throat it!! and his balls were HUGE also....but what fun to play with!!!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 455519 United States 12/10/2012 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. I read something really interesting yesterday and I' d like to hear what you all think. Billy, go grab my satanic bible from my car.
Quoting: RF 1287633 Good un!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29552294 United States 12/10/2012 11:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Things you never want to say over a Christmas dinner. This food sucks. |
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