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Anonymous Coward User ID: 11320967 United States 12/10/2012 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a true one for ya' Large, mostly religious family gathered, including grandma, around the table. Mom is needling 20-something brother about when he's going to settle down with a good Christian woman and give her grandkids. Still needlin'. Oops, again. Bro finally responds "well mom, do bastards count? I've got a couple of those" Cue silence |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 17090286 United States 12/10/2012 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a true one for ya' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11320967 Large, mostly religious family gathered, including grandma, around the table. Mom is needling 20-something brother about when he's going to settle down with a good Christian woman and give her grandkids. Still needlin'. Oops, again. Bro finally responds "well mom, do bastards count? I've got a couple of those" Cue silence |
.. User ID: 1610510 United States 12/10/2012 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This really happened. One year, the cat tore the cover off the cocktail cheese-sauasage-pickle-bread plate. He licked everything, ate a few sausages and cheese, knocked some on the floor for the dog.. My mother put what was left (some pieces even had pointy little cat toothmarks) back on the plate, covered it up again and put the plate in a cold room not connected to the kitchen. She was busy and just getting the plate away from the cat and out of sight. She wasn't planning on serving it, I swear. An hour after the family and guests arrived, my cousin walked into the living room carrying the plate, with a mouth full of sausages and cheese and says "You forgot to put this out on the table!" Mother's eyes got wide and she said "Oh, thank you dear.." Alway check the cheese plate for cat hair.. |
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geminilion User ID: 12895036 United States 12/10/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's a true one for ya' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11320967 Large, mostly religious family gathered, including grandma, around the table. Mom is needling 20-something brother about when he's going to settle down with a good Christian woman and give her grandkids. Still needlin'. Oops, again. Bro finally responds "well mom, do bastards count? I've got a couple of those" Cue silence HaHa! My uncle Al was fighting with Aunt Margie and she took her fork and stuck it in his hand...good times! ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
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