I think i was visited lastnight by aliens,and was probe.

Here we go,i am a guy don't like to sleep in darkness,so i leaved my bathroom light on,and turn the door,then i would keep my computer on to listen to c2c,then i would turn off my monitor,so that i wouldn't have too much light in the room.
I woke up about past five,seeing the bathroom light switch was physically off,turn it on the bulb blow,the monitor was on but the computer was off,as i said i always turn off the monitor to sleep,i went to changed the bulb i could hear i funny sound coming from outside,then i hear police sireens going off.
And listen to this,i went to the bathroom lastnight,and shit the biggest shit in my life,they were prepearing me for the probe,now i am feel this pain in my stomuck,i don't know man, somthing isn't right,it was in ny.
tell me your opinion on this guys.