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Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?

 
thetrickybigguy
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Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?




Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of foolish men and cunning women.


Purchasing


The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.






Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, Kristen, charged $4,000 per night.






So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.

What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;


* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees!!!!!!!.


What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?...





Where would you rather be?...








Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.

THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....



"IF IT FLIES, FUCKS, OR FLOATS.............RENT IT!"

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/10/2012 08:03 AM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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12/10/2012 07:52 AM

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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
if your broke, rent.

if you make enough money to do any and all home repairs that come about, purchase.

You'd be amazed how costly some home repairs will run ya, especially a new roof.
thetrickybigguy (OP)
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12/10/2012 07:53 AM

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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
i have pics of both of them but they are in my mail and when i tried to move the file this is all that came up.

boy is that 22 YO hot....rockon

and we all know about the psyco....
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
thetrickybigguy (OP)
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12/10/2012 08:05 AM

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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
if your broke, rent.

if you make enough money to do any and all home repairs that come about, purchase.

You'd be amazed how costly some home repairs will run ya, especially a new roof.
 Quoting: oLOVEz


yeah but we are not talking about real estate here, we are talking about...

well you know WTF we're talking about, or do you?

putin

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/10/2012 08:11 AM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
oLOVEz

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12/10/2012 08:40 AM

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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
if your broke, rent.

if you make enough money to do any and all home repairs that come about, purchase.

You'd be amazed how costly some home repairs will run ya, especially a new roof.
 Quoting: oLOVEz


yeah but we are not talking about real estate here, we are talking about...

well you know WTF we're talking about, or do you?

putin
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


yeah, no - i didn't read past the subject title... lol
oLOVEz

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12/10/2012 08:42 AM

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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
Now that i've read it...

Good stuff, makes sense!tomato
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12/10/2012 08:44 AM

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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
if your broke, rent.

if you make enough money to do any and all home repairs that come about, purchase.

You'd be amazed how costly some home repairs will run ya, especially a new roof.
 Quoting: oLOVEz


yeah but we are not talking about real estate here, we are talking about...

well you know WTF we're talking about, or do you?

putin
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


yeah, no - i didn't read past the subject title... lol
 Quoting: oLOVEz


iamwithcruise
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
BRIEF
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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
If it flies, floats, or fucks rent it...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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thetrickybigguy (OP)
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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
Now that i've read it...

Good stuff, makes sense!tomato
 Quoting: oLOVEz


i wish i could post up the pic of this 22YO...

she is fine and the pics are awesome.
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
thetrickybigguy (OP)
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Re: Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
If it flies, floats, or fucks rent it...
 Quoting: BRIEF


makes a lot of sense, ESPECIALLY in this case....LOL

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/10/2012 08:48 AM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”