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Email from the FBI

 
NSF001

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12/10/2012 10:53 AM
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Email from the FBI
Just got this;


From the office of Agent Mark F. Giuliano
Special Agent in Charge of the FBI’s Atlanta Division
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence field unit
2635 Century Parkway N.E,
Suite 400 Atlanta, GA 30345 USA


Urgent Attention:


I am Special Agent Mark F. Giuliano from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (Atlanta Division) Intelligence Unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two (2) trunk boxes at Hartsfield Jackson Atlanta international airport, and are on the verge of moving it to our bureau head quarters.


We have scanned the said boxes, and have found it to contain a total sum of USD$4.5M and also backup document which bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes. Investigations carried out on the diplomat who accompanied the boxes into the United States has it that he was to deliver this fund to your residence as your contract/inheritance payment which was due you from the office of finance Minster of the federal government of Nigeria.


We cross-checked all legal documentation in the boxes, and were about to release the consignment to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes is lacking one very important documentation which as a result, the boxes have been confiscated until the required document is provided.


According to section 229 subsections 31 of the 1991 constitution on release of unclaimed consignment payment, your consignment lacks funds ownership certificate and for that reason you must contact me for direction on how to procure this certificate, so that your consignment can be legally cleared and okay for delivery to you.


You are required to contact this bureau within 72 hours or we would take it that you do not want your consignment, and would move it to the treasury Also, you must not contact any other bank for any payment, because your payment is here in care of our storage vault team and will be released to you once you follow my directives


You have been warned.


Yours in service,
Mark F. Giuliano
Special Agent in Charge of the FBI’s Atlanta Division

Must be my lucky day, anybody in atlanta want to pick it up for me? we can go halfsies
I don't think so,
he's up there with the others laying low,
vying with those who you've traded your life to to bless your soul,
ConsultantsGeneral

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12/10/2012 10:54 AM
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I just got that email from the FBI in Lagos.
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12/10/2012 10:55 AM
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cruise
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12/10/2012 10:55 AM
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dance
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12/10/2012 10:56 AM
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Always be suspicious if there is no phone number.
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12/10/2012 10:56 AM
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Last time I checked, the FBI used proper grammar.

They're getting desperate now. "This is your final warning."

lmao

Oh...and don't call any other banks. LMAO
TrinityMountain

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12/10/2012 10:57 AM
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SCAM. SCAM. SCAM. SCAM. SCAM.

I have gotten those before. Trunks. Boxes. Safety Deposit Boxes. And other bolony. Just send a little money for processing and we will give them too you.


BAAWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAA. So you coming.
CE1
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12/10/2012 10:58 AM

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Nigerian type 419 scam...
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12/10/2012 10:59 AM
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I am glad they are finally shipping boxes of cash.

chuckle

They obviously learned from Cole getting scam baited to the max
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12/10/2012 11:00 AM
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havent you heard the intercall messages at the airport?! "all unmanaged luggage will be DESTRUCTED"
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Nigerian type 419 scam...
 Quoting: CE1


They penetrated the UNICEF (UN)

What a surprise ;-)

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I agree
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12/10/2012 11:01 AM
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Last time I checked, the FBI used proper grammar.

They're getting desperate now. "This is your final warning."

lmao

Oh...and don't call any other banks. LMAO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29552294


They actually said, "You have been warned".

Scary shit
damned
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this is the funniest one ive seen yet.

"you have been warned" rofl
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12/10/2012 11:03 AM
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Real airports are scarier :)
kingbirdfivezero

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12/10/2012 11:05 AM
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Scam -- I got one of these a while back -- just for fun I replied to the email and informed them that it would be fowarded to the real FBI...
Steffel

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12/10/2012 11:11 AM

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Can you imagine how many people will fall for this scam?!

Must be a very lucrative business.
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12/10/2012 11:17 AM
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Can you imagine how many people will fall for this scam?!

Must be a very lucrative business.
 Quoting: Steffel


They target the elderly or the senile...Its no laughing matter really ..

If you have elderly who use the internet but are losing mental capacity, have their internet access taken away.

We can see right thru it but many older people cant.
Anonymous Coward
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12/10/2012 11:22 AM
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It is fake, just like the "there's a gabazillion dolars waiting eith your name on it for your bank account only from the king of Umpapa mao mao and all we need to process the order is your name and bank account number along with any other information that can give us your ID...

Do you think the FBI would write and not visit you in person with that much amount of money???

I suggest you pass on king umpapa mao mao's information to the real FBI so they can pay them in person
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12/10/2012 11:25 AM
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Scam -- I got one of these a while back -- just for fun I replied to the email and informed them that it would be fowarded to the real FBI...
 Quoting: kingbirdfivezero


Moron. Never reply to those e-mails.
NSF001 (OP)

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12/10/2012 11:31 AM
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Fuck it;

Hi Mark,

First I must commend you on the excellent care you are showing my package. My package means a lot to me so please continue treating it gently. Could you please provide me a phone number to get in contact so I can relieve my package on you

Thank you
I don't think so,
he's up there with the others laying low,
vying with those who you've traded your life to to bless your soul,
Chris12138

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12/10/2012 11:31 AM

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rofl


Good read...those Nigerians...
Yddap

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12/10/2012 11:44 AM
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Nice attempt - but everybody knows it's illegal to import such amounts of money, so why on earth should the FBI contact you?
It's like a cop telling you're free to break the speed limit, but he's ready to fine you...
Blue Skies

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12/10/2012 11:47 AM
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Must be getting desperate. lol
:kitten on fence:
Anonymous Coward
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12/10/2012 11:50 AM
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Phishing scam...Turn it in!
Anonymous Coward
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12/10/2012 11:53 AM
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$4.5 MILLION DOOLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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12/10/2012 11:55 AM
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Acually, the original total was 6.5M and SPA 'Mark' palmed 2M!
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12/10/2012 12:29 PM

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5* AND SUGGEST PIN. Everyone should know about these scams. There too many people that are gullible, or just plain stupid enough to bite on that one.

On a lighter note, I think this one is real. You should haul ass down there with lots of money to bail out your package!

1rof1
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12/10/2012 12:29 PM

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Nigerian type 419 scam...
 Quoting: CE1


I agree
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


We all have to remember that the FBI would not contact you by E Mail, same as the IRS..By Mail or PERSONALLY
THE INQUISIDOR
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12/10/2012 12:33 PM
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SCAM big old FAT SCAM

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12/10/2012 12:35 PM

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 Quoting: CE1


Yep.

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