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Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question

 
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Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
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This is a serious question, I am not sure if any of you have the answer but GLP is almost always the source of the truth on a wide array of matters.

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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
I think he uses a bidet.
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12/10/2012 12:32 PM
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
I think he uses a bidet.
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He has a personal ASSistant for that.
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I vote Bidet. He's pretty old.
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
Hopefully. lol
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
Why don't you send him a letter and ask , just make sure you address it Your Holiness or he may be offended.
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
I don't think he has a butthole.
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
I assume his donikers are immaculate.
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
You could ask on twitter. banana2
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
If he is on duty or away from the vatican an altar boy does it, but at home a nun does it for him...
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
Probably...

There is however a special papal chair with a hole in the seat that is used to check that a presumptive pope has what it takes for the job. The candidate sits down on this chair, so the cardinals can check his goods!

This genital check has been performed since that one time centuries ago when they by mistake elected a woman dressing as a man to be the next pope.
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Re: Does the Pope wipe his own ass? Serious question
I think he uses a bidet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29265807


He has a personal ASSistant for that.
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The Pope is the BUTT of your joke!cruise
Eu não me importo se isso machuca,
Eu quero ter o controle,
Eu quero um corpo perfeito,
Eu quero uma alma perfeita.

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