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Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black
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12/10/2012 05:07 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
haha squirty Hershey all day long for me, like I don't know, 5 times, or.. no maybe 6 times, don't know what happened exactly
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12/10/2012 05:08 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Always give 5 stars for shitting through a screen door, I was last week but the stomach flu is going around up here in Wisconsin.poop
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
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12/10/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Yes I have... in fact there's been quite a few threads about this..I know Ive made a couple

this year I started having to get up 2 or 3 times AT NIGHT to go shit.. then shit a few more times once I wake up.. its fucking me up..
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12/10/2012 05:12 PM
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I'm getting the urge to make my famous corn brownies

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12/10/2012 05:13 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
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lmao
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12/10/2012 05:13 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
puh....that was good

ttb2

oh damn...not again
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12/10/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
puh....that was good

ttb2

oh damn...not again
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Seriously,

WTF is that?
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12/10/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Yes I have... in fact there's been quite a few threads about this..I know Ive made a couple

this year I started having to get up 2 or 3 times AT NIGHT to go shit.. then shit a few more times once I wake up.. its fucking me up..
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Sounds similar to what I'm going through. I'm laying in bed and I'm like oh I think this is a fart...I squeeze the fart out and I nearly shit my pants. Happens like at least twice a night, then right after I get up and again right before I leave for work.
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12/10/2012 05:16 PM
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puh....that was good

ttb2

oh damn...not again
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Seriously,

WTF is that?
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tha poopoo
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12/10/2012 05:17 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
yea same on this end ... i've got shit coming out of every orifice.

i actually shit my pants this morning while climbing out of my work van.spock
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12/10/2012 05:19 PM

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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Sometimes 3 times a day....solid though...not liquid. I have a small library next to the pot.....I'll sit there and read/shit until I can't feel my legs.
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12/10/2012 05:21 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black
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GO the BOWLCOATERS!!!!!

5a
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12/10/2012 05:23 PM
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I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Why?

Everybody poops, regardless of race, creed, religion, or nationality.

It's something EVERYONE has in common.

chorus

Kume-bye-ya!
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12/10/2012 05:23 PM
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hmmm could be first signs of dna changing....

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12/10/2012 05:26 PM

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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I've legit been pissing out of my ass the last 2 days.

Horrible. Just horrible...
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12/10/2012 05:27 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


LOL!!!

Bless you for exercising restraint (unlike the sphincters discussed in this thread). ;)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/10/2012 05:29 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Meanwhile, I seem to be constipated for several days, and then one day of constant pooping which hit just about every scale of the feces chart (1-7, respectively).

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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12/10/2012 05:31 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
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It's a serious issue. How about a pin?
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
yea same on this end ... i've got shit coming out of every orifice.

i actually shit my pants this morning while climbing out of my work van.spock
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cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

I know the neighbors heard me laughing at that one. (Neighbors = guys in the cell next to mine).
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/10/2012 05:32 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
All this talk of pooping a lot is making me jealous

I've been bound up tighter than a steel trap for days on end now
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12/10/2012 05:32 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


cruise

shitstreamfightahhh
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


GO the BOWLCOATERS!!!!!

5a
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1rof1
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12/10/2012 05:33 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Another wonderful thread from GLP. tounge
The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready?

Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches.

Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
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The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy.
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The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found!
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Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect.
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
LOL... so many conversations end up with "shit" one way or the other.
Regular healthy bowel movements mean you are healthy.. that is a “solidish” type log, about 2 or 3 hours after a meal. At least, that is what the books say. So anything deviating from that would not be healthy...

Many loose ones, could indicate the body getting rid of some sickness, or it could be that you are sick (flu for example) and that sickness has thrown your digestive enzymes for a loop. Acidophilus may help if this is the case.. it will bring your digestive tract back into a healthy state.

Stay healthy!!! If the pooper aint workin, things can go down hill pretty fast.
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12/10/2012 05:35 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
yep, shitting like an elephant. Upped the fiber and still dumping juice
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OP is full of shit...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Why?

Everybody poops, regardless of race, creed, religion, or nationality.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29577198


The Queen of England dedicated into a lemon-scented doily, which is immediately wrapped up neatly, and placed in a freezer in the wine cellar under Buckingham Palace...to ferment.

It's thought that the Union Jack flying over Buckingham Palace signifies the Queen being in residence. It actually means the Queen has successfully completed her daily (inshallah) release, and the Groom of the Stool is presently attending to her...(ahem!)...creation.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
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I can't believe I clicked on it. hiding
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