Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17121351 United States 12/10/2012 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501 Yes, this is a little weird to discuss but all of a sudden I'm having these issues also. Where do you live? I'm in western Washington. I get cramps, have to literally RUN to bathroom, explodes gas, lots of mucus, sometimes no poop. Urge to go makes me sit there for a while. It's been bad bad bad some days. For the last 2 weeks this has been happening. Makes me wanna die almost. It's been that awful and it seems there's nothing I can do. All the symptoms point to IBS. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 10932501 United States 12/10/2012 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501 Yes, this is a little weird to discuss but all of a sudden I'm having these issues also. Where do you live? I'm in western Washington. I get cramps, have to literally RUN to bathroom, explodes gas, lots of mucus, sometimes no poop. Urge to go makes me sit there for a while. It's been bad bad bad some days. For the last 2 weeks this has been happening. Makes me wanna die almost. It's been that awful and it seems there's nothing I can do. All the symptoms point to IBS. Dallas TX |
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Thor's Hamster User ID: 27906589 United States 12/10/2012 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | While the conventional Liberal Arts education of the West appears to be waning, this good man's practical trade skills will be much in demand in the coming brave, new, wet & windy world. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22704395 United States 12/10/2012 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Most likely a fluctuation in my diet. Living it up, eatting whatever I want for the most part as opposed to my typically healthy diet. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26646277 United States 12/10/2012 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | While the conventional Liberal Arts education of the West appears to be waning, this good man's practical trade skills will be much in demand in the coming brave, new, wet & windy world. He is the answer to global warming. His winds shall push back the water and free us all. But we may gag a lot. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29557962 United Kingdom 12/10/2012 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've had gut-ache, and "eye of the needle" dumps for the past few days. I normally perform a single massive Power-Dump around 6:30am, and that sets me up for the day. Strange. I haven't changed my diet, or drinking habits. Maybe it's Fukushima radiation! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 815535 United States 12/10/2012 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why? Everybody poops, regardless of race, creed, religion, or nationality. The Queen of England dedicated into a lemon-scented doily, which is immediately wrapped up neatly, and placed in a freezer in the wine cellar under Buckingham Palace...to ferment. It's thought that the Union Jack flying over Buckingham Palace signifies the Queen being in residence. It actually means the Queen has successfully completed her daily (inshallah) release, and the Groom of the Stool is presently attending to her...(ahem!)...creation. Groom that Stool, boy, but Groom it Good! BLAME IT ON THE CHEMTRAILS! |
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natasha77 User ID: 29655292 United States 12/12/2012 09:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right. I am especially fond of the creamy ones that no amount of toilet paper will clean. Choco paste. Ughggg I save myself lots of trouble with baby wipes for these special occasions SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
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Manu-Koelbren User ID: 29289144 Spain 12/12/2012 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501 It means you're going to the shit dimensions after 21/12/2012 Banned as usual. “It is far easier to be a weakling than to be a Real Man. Were the Earth less harsh or the circumstances of life less austere, man would destroy himself before the shrine of the languid goddess. Only Real Men can with safety destroy the tangled forests and wilderness of Earth and make from them gardens, but will those who inherit the gardens be Real Men? The law decrees that they must be, or the wilderness will reclaim its own.” |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23572952 United States 03/09/2015 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Within a day of two of moving I America from the UK I shat silly. Pathetic little bits of turd. sometimes 3-4 before midday. It's cooled down now. I'm not sure if it was smoking Marlboro. Seemed to happen after a cigarette. I now longer smoke. Funny to find this thread tonight though, I was constipated and my wife gave me a laxative. I'm not sure where this liquid is coming from, I've been shitpissing for hours. |