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Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?

 
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Yes, this is a little weird to discuss but all of a sudden I'm having these issues also. Where do you live? I'm in western Washington. I get cramps, have to literally RUN to bathroom, explodes gas, lots of mucus, sometimes no poop. Urge to go makes me sit there for a while. It's been bad bad bad some days. For the last 2 weeks this has been happening.

Makes me wanna die almost. It's been that awful and it seems there's nothing I can do. All the symptoms point to IBS.
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12/10/2012 05:39 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
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I can't believe I clicked on it. hiding
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Poop threads are the best!

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12/10/2012 05:41 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
yep, shitting like an elephant. Upped the fiber and still dumping juice
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/10/2012 05:41 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Does it cause you to fart more than this man?

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Shitting...the great leveler.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/10/2012 05:43 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


Yes, this is a little weird to discuss but all of a sudden I'm having these issues also. Where do you live? I'm in western Washington. I get cramps, have to literally RUN to bathroom, explodes gas, lots of mucus, sometimes no poop. Urge to go makes me sit there for a while. It's been bad bad bad some days. For the last 2 weeks this has been happening.

Makes me wanna die almost. It's been that awful and it seems there's nothing I can do. All the symptoms point to IBS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17121351


Dallas TX
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12/10/2012 05:44 PM
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...Electrolytes!

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12/10/2012 05:45 PM
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I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


sounds like aids probably.
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12/10/2012 05:46 PM
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Does it cause you to fart more than this man?


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Mr. Methane, FTW!

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12/10/2012 05:52 PM
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Does it cause you to fart more than this man?


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While the conventional Liberal Arts education of the West appears to be waning, this good man's practical trade skills will be much in demand in the coming brave, new, wet & windy world.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Honestly have been shitting more than normal in the past week. Huge shits that spin around the bowl before breaking in half fitting down the drain almost every other time, and ~3 times a day.

Most likely a fluctuation in my diet. Living it up, eatting whatever I want for the most part as opposed to my typically healthy diet.


poop
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12/10/2012 05:53 PM
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...Electrolytes!
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"It's what the plants crave!"
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...And a dehydrated body through loss of fluid craves!

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Does it cause you to fart more than this man?


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While the conventional Liberal Arts education of the West appears to be waning, this good man's practical trade skills will be much in demand in the coming brave, new, wet & windy world.
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He is the answer to global warming. His winds shall push back the water and free us all. But we may gag a lot.
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12/10/2012 06:05 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Thats right, hold it in. Save it for when you get older and can't take a dump worth a damn.
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12/10/2012 06:09 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I've had gut-ache, and "eye of the needle" dumps for the past few days.

I normally perform a single massive Power-Dump around 6:30am, and that sets me up for the day.

Strange. I haven't changed my diet, or drinking habits.

damned

Maybe it's Fukushima radiation!

scream
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12/10/2012 08:54 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Almost ruined my wal-mart sweat pants. I've had em since '93
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12/10/2012 08:55 PM
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I should remove this but I just... can't bring myself to do it.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Why?

Everybody poops, regardless of race, creed, religion, or nationality.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29577198


The Queen of England dedicated into a lemon-scented doily, which is immediately wrapped up neatly, and placed in a freezer in the wine cellar under Buckingham Palace...to ferment.

It's thought that the Union Jack flying over Buckingham Palace signifies the Queen being in residence. It actually means the Queen has successfully completed her daily (inshallah) release, and the Groom of the Stool is presently attending to her...(ahem!)...creation.
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Groom that Stool, boy, but Groom it Good!

pennywise
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BLAME IT ON THE CHEMTRAILS!
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12/10/2012 08:59 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
No, girls don't pooop.
We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
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12/10/2012 09:01 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I haven't been going more often but sometimes I shit these huge ass lincoln logs. They are too big to flush down the toilet.
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12/12/2012 09:11 AM

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12/12/2012 09:32 AM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
No, girls don't pooop.
 Quoting: Ladydoom


Right. I am especially fond of the creamy ones that no amount of toilet paper will clean.
Choco paste.
Ughggg

I save myself lots of trouble with baby wipes for these special occasions tounge
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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12/12/2012 09:33 AM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
No, girls don't pooop.
 Quoting: Ladydoom


Right. I am especially fond of the creamy ones that no amount of toilet paper will clean.
Choco paste.
Ughggg

I save myself lots of trouble with baby wipes for these special occasions tounge
 Quoting: natasha77


thanks so much for that info

yak
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12/12/2012 09:35 AM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
I've always been pretty regular, but over the past few days I've been shitting my brains out, and not solid shit I'm talking about the hershey squirty that just explode out of your ass and make a white toiley look black
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10932501


It means you're going to the shit dimensions after 21/12/2012
Banned as usual.

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12/12/2012 09:37 AM

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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
...like NEVER before. I just assumed it was nerves from being badgered by a sociopathic, soon to be ex.

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12/12/2012 10:06 AM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Same here, we have a virus similar to roto virus. I have been recontaminating myself for 3 weeks. I have done everything as far as cleaning and disinfecting and I have woke up 5 times in two weeks having shat myself......
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12/12/2012 09:15 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
YEAH!

Everyday, too...

...I,m getting tired of this shit!

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12/13/2012 01:30 PM
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
shitting and GLP are my sole pleasures in life.
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Lol uhm as far as everyone poops no matter what race, ethnicity or whatever you are wrong. Kim Jung does not poop or pee lmfao
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u have been cursed by the shit witch
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Re: Has anyone once else been shitting a lot lately?
Within a day of two of moving I America from the UK I shat silly. Pathetic little bits of turd. sometimes 3-4 before midday. It's cooled down now. I'm not sure if it was smoking Marlboro. Seemed to happen after a cigarette. I now longer smoke.

Funny to find this thread tonight though, I was constipated and my wife gave me a laxative. I'm not sure where this liquid is coming from, I've been shitpissing for hours.





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