I want to chat with someone that knows it all!

Oh seen that big sun moon ooh.

Actually I'm growing quite tired of this gimmicktard. Just trying to liven up his threads.

Stupid Joke: Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

Perhaps not a "billion", however;


License this stuff, market it for children.
Should do fine if stamped in one of uhmerikas slave
camps or china.

Looks a lot better than wiggles to me....

Become President of the US. With all he is stealing from us, I am sure that an extra five or six billion going into his pockets wouldn't be missed.

You just have to learn to lie constantly and believe every thing you say.

i'll just tell you it's beautiful but entails large responsibilities.

Dunno they seem to get hit hard at areas.

Only because its a mess at home while blahblah nm.

I am just trying to get people's minds off the endless doom that people are s addicted to here.

They have the most potential.

[link to cleverbot.com]

double

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 12/10/2012 07:23 PM

tried cleverbot. i say hello? and it wants to know why i put in a ?
still needs work

yup, the AI is still in it's infancy.



Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 12/10/2012 07:51 PM

I know 3 Jacks! Now, where would you like to start?

It just keeps asking me if i want to smoke crack!

it's pretty sociable in that aspect; always ready for a party.

;)

Stop looking at my Mum!!!

I know Jack Squat.

You're right!