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I want to chat with someone that knows it all!

 
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Oh seen that big sun moon ooh.
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You don't know jack!
 Quoting: Legendary


I knew jack. He died last year. Great guy!
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Oh this is a good thread isn't it? peace
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Actually I'm growing quite tired of this gimmicktard. Just trying to liven up his threads.
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12/10/2012 05:43 PM
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Stupid Joke: Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
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12/10/2012 05:49 PM
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How can i make a billion dollars in 5 years?
 Quoting: Legendary


Perhaps not a "billion", however;


License this stuff, market it for children.
Should do fine if stamped in one of uhmerikas slave
camps or china.

Looks a lot better than wiggles to me....
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12/10/2012 05:51 PM
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Ask ... I think i know.
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A few sight ways away from a core idea i think.
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How can i make a billion dollars in 5 years?
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Become President of the US. With all he is stealing from us, I am sure that an extra five or six billion going into his pockets wouldn't be missed.

You just have to learn to lie constantly and believe every thing you say.
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12/10/2012 05:55 PM

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i'll just tell you it's beautiful but entails large responsibilities.
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Dunno they seem to get hit hard at areas.
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12/10/2012 05:57 PM
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Only because its a mess at home while blahblah nm.
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12/10/2012 05:58 PM

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You don't know jack!
 Quoting: Legendary


I knew jack. He died last year. Great guy!
 Quoting: Chip


Oh this is a good thread isn't it? peace
 Quoting: pi 20063747


Actually I'm growing quite tired of this gimmicktard. Just trying to liven up his threads.
 Quoting: Chip


I am just trying to get people's minds off the endless doom that people are s addicted to here.

Stupid Joke: Who is Jack Schitt?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
 Quoting: Alufiend 29349120

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12/10/2012 06:31 PM
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talk to a teenager. they think they know everything
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They have the most potential.
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12/10/2012 07:22 PM

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[link to cleverbot.com]
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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double

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 12/10/2012 07:23 PM
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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12/10/2012 07:30 PM
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tried cleverbot. i say hello? and it wants to know why i put in a ?
still needs work
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12/10/2012 07:36 PM

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tried cleverbot. i say hello? and it wants to know why i put in a ?
still needs work
 Quoting: Alufiend 29349120


yup, the AI is still in it's infancy.

cleverbotcheese

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 12/10/2012 07:51 PM
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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12/10/2012 07:39 PM

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You don't know jack!
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I know 3 Jacks! Now, where would you like to start?
between the material and the astral planes...

My Blog: www.everythingastral.blogspot.com
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12/10/2012 07:59 PM
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It just keeps asking me if i want to smoke crack!
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It just keeps asking me if i want to smoke crack!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29232119


it's pretty sociable in that aspect; always ready for a party.

;)
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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12/10/2012 08:01 PM
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Stop looking at my Mum!!!
We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.
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12/10/2012 09:04 PM
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I know Jack Squat.
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12/10/2012 09:05 PM

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I know Jack Squat.
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You're right!

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