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Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...

 
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Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Name your superpower. Can be anything.

Anything goes, but the poster after you gives the condition for your superpower to work.

For example:

"The ability to go through walls"

next poster would say "as long as naked"


This is anything goes, so who cares if it is not scientifically possible.







I will go first....

My super power would be "immortality"
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12/10/2012 05:32 PM

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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
only when this thread ends with this post!
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12/10/2012 05:35 PM
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
I would choose the ability to go invisible and turn back any time I want. What a hoot that would be.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
I would choose the ability to go invisible and turn back any time I want. What a hoot that would be.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7570540


....you can go invisible only when you have to pee really bad and you can go back in time but can only return as long as your great grandfathers watch is on your wrist.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
I would be able to control peoples thoughts, feelings and emotions.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
I would be able to control peoples thoughts, feelings and emotions.
 Quoting: andawg221


only when you have a fandango ranger with you.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
My superpower would be to have x-ray vision.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
My superpower would be to have x-ray vision.
 Quoting: Garman906


you can use it only when your grandma says its ok.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
My superpower would be to have x-ray vision.
 Quoting: Garman906


Only when your in the men's bathroom at the VFW.
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12/10/2012 06:13 PM
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Invisibility.
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12/10/2012 06:14 PM
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Invisibility.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3168735


Only for your corpse, once you are dead.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Read minds.....
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Read minds.....
 Quoting: geminilion


....only when you have been drinking, a lot.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
The power to manipulate & control electricity.

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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
The power to manipulate & control electricity.

cool2
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... but only of your neighbors electric razor.



I want to control weather.
Wassup, Cool Breeze?

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I want to control weather.


...in 5ft by 5ft square areas.

cool2
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12/10/2012 07:40 PM
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Oooo! ooo! Me next!

Trans-dimensional teleportation!
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Oooo! ooo! Me next!

Trans-dimensional teleportation!
 Quoting: Alexi 27344983


Only when your body temperature is significantly lowered.


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My power is anti-gravity.
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I want to control weather.
 Quoting: Wassup, Cool Breeze?


...in 5ft by 5ft square areas.

cool2


Only if you get really bad hemorrhoids from the way you use your powers.
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My superpower would be to have x-ray vision.
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Only when your in the men's bathroom at the VFW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3168735


rofl
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My superpower would be to have x-ray vision.
 Quoting: Garman906


Only when your in the men's bathroom at the VFW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3168735


rofl
 Quoting: 422


Eeeeewwwwwwwww
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12/11/2012 11:20 AM
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My power is anti-gravity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1445222


Only when you are wearing light up Barney the dinosaur Velcro sandals!
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
I would be able to control peoples thoughts, feelings and emotions.
 Quoting: andawg221


only when you have a fandango ranger with you.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


If a fandango ranger was with me, I'd have them do it!
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
I want to be God so I could change the rules of your conditions.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
I want to be God so I could change the rules of your conditions.
 Quoting: Boypony


Boom. You are God. What's the new rules?
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
I want to be God so I could change the rules of your conditions.
 Quoting: Boypony


Atheists are unaffected.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Ability to time travel at will to any point in history and experience events through the eyes of the people who lived them !

Something like what was portrayed in the movie series Quantum Leap or the game Assassin's Creed !
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Ability to time travel at will to any point in history and experience events through the eyes of the people who lived them !

Something like what was portrayed in the movie series Quantum Leap or the game Assassin's Creed !
 Quoting: subzero86


As long as you take on their illnesses and diseases too.
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I would have the power to remove the downsides of superpowers and a keen business sense.
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Ability to time travel at will to any point in history and experience events through the eyes of the people who lived them !

Something like what was portrayed in the movie series Quantum Leap or the game Assassin's Creed !
 Quoting: subzero86


As long as you take on their illnesses and diseases too.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Well yes that would be a given, however I don't plan on sticking around that long !

For example I would go back to 480 BC and fight at the battle of Thermopylae as king Leonidas...but hightail it out of there BEFORE he got killed by the Persians ! tounge
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Re: Okay....If you can have one super power what would it be - there is a catch though...
Ability to time travel at will to any point in history and experience events through the eyes of the people who lived them !

Something like what was portrayed in the movie series Quantum Leap or the game Assassin's Creed !
 Quoting: subzero86


As long as you take on their illnesses and diseases too.
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Well yes that would be a given, however I don't plan on sticking around that long !

For example I would go back to 480 BC and fight at the battle of Thermopylae as king Leonidas...but hightail it out of there BEFORE he got killed by the Persians ! tounge
 Quoting: subzero86


only when riding your hoppity ball ;)

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