Hello, My Name Is Jesus And I'm Here To Take You All To Heaven

lol

Shall I elaborate on all I know? Honestly, I could write a book.

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Shut up and just do it already. The Paradise.

finish pruning my yard first jesus.

damned gardeners always thinking of ways not to work.

"But its the rapture senior"

Hey, Rome wasn't built in a day. First they made blueprints, which is the stage I am now in.(JK, I'm looking for a girlfriend and then maybe I'll get off my ass and change the world)

'Right" you book, First.

Language is stupid. I can look a human being in the eyes and tell exactly what they need - If their eyes are clear, it means they need to get high!

ALL? really

Oh ye of no faith.

Thread: Calling every king and queen, every religious authority, every politician, every banker, every oil company exec, and every proclaimed messiah...

GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED.
Those who mock Him will die in their sins.

Is that really you jesus? You should read one of my favourite poems, by one of your sons Lewis Carroll. I can't figure out what the meaning of it is, can you?

THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER
By Lewis Carroll

"The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright —
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done —
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun."

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead —
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
If this were only cleared away,'
They said, it would be grand!'

If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose,' the Walrus said,
That they could get it clear?'
I doubt it,' said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

O Oysters, come and walk with us!'
The Walrus did beseech.
A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each.'

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head —
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat —
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more —
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

The time has come,' the Walrus said,
To talk of many things:
Of shoes — and ships — and sealing-wax —
Of cabbages — and kings —
And why the sea is boiling hot —
And whether pigs have wings.'

But wait a bit,' the Oysters cried,
Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!'
No hurry!' said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

A loaf of bread,' the Walrus said,
Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed —
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed.'

But not on us!' the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!'
The night is fine,' the Walrus said.
Do you admire the view?

It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!'
The Carpenter said nothing but
Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf —
I've had to ask you twice!'

It seems a shame,' the Walrus said,
To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!'
The Carpenter said nothing but
The butter's spread too thick!'

I weep for you,' the Walrus said:
I deeply sympathize.'
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none —
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one."

no thanks

Good triumphs evil, ironically, yadda yadda, oysters are delicious.

But it's odd, isn't it, that the oysters haven't any feet? Yet they walk around on the beach, and they are wearing shoes.

Oysters can also make pearls, I guess there's nothing they can't do.

But, the thing is, real life oysters make pearls, yet do not have feet. Nor do they wear shoes.

Look, I'm not Lewis Carroll, why don't you ask him?

Well of course you're not him. So I guess then the question becomes, are you the walrus, or the carpenter?

Well I AM human.

Of course, you're Jesus aren't you? So is Jesus better represented by the walrus, or the carpenter?

I'm going to heaven either way so I guess I'll see ya all there. Party on.

ok,so where did you and your lights take me for 2 days? and i know the answer.

Well the walrus isn't Jesus, that's pretty obvious.

That's the spirit



Your wording is awfully cluttered and indecisive for the Jesus of Nazareth... is the carpenter the better representative then?

well i do enjoy getting high.

i bet getting high with jesus was a trip..

"you thirsty?" - Jesus
"yea hand me that water bottle" - me
"nah, but how bout some wine" - Jesus
"best friends forever" - me

No kiddin eh? Smokin' a bowl with Jesus himself... oh we can dream can't we?

kind of a crappy god you got there, son

It's my goal to smoke multiple bowls with multiple groups of multitudes. Pi, in Jesus I' time not everything went. In my time, everything goes. It's a slightly different game in a slightly different age with a slightly different message.

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Well I think I've seen all there is to see in this thread...