If you had a time machine....

I would go back to the 80's and stay there, bro.

I'd go back to the early '90s and prevent being circumcised.

That's funny, I'd do the same. Can't really pin point a specific reason why the 80's but the early 80's were my most memorable time.

Would anyone go back in time to stop Obama from becoming president?

Would this be a "religious" reason or just a personal choice preference?

Would we even still have that choice? Did we have it this time around?

I would go back to the 80's to see U2 at the Bronco Bowl again. Only about 250 people were there and it was the most awesome show. It was from the War album before they got all famous. We carried The Edge up and down the isles as he was playing. Frickin great time.

The latter. Surgery wasn't done so well - maybe by a medical student and not by a professional surgeon, which happened and still happens way too often here - so, as a result I have various kinds of trouble e.g. pains, parasthesia, phantom pains ...

Some of you freaks are entirely too obsessed with your sexual organs. A penistard if you will.

I know money will never solve the problem, but were you able to seek any kind of compensation? And I send positive energy your way.

No.

You deserve him.

me too

47 now, so by the time i get to now, i'll be an old man, and probably dead anyway, so i wouldn't have to put up with all this bullshit

What would you do if you had access to a time machine, Chip? Is your list endless? Or do you feel we're dealt the cards we are and it's all for a reason.

I would go back to the 1950s. Everything was perfect: there was no crime within 30 miles of us, the food was great, TV was great, women's fashions, makeup and hair styles were beautiful, and everybody treated others with respect and consideration. Milk, ice cream, eggs and yogurt were delivered to your door. Helm's Bakery came around and you could buy bread, rolls, donuts and stuff from your curbside. Ice Cream truck came by every day in the afternoon. The mail was delivered twice a day and gas was 29 cents a gallon. Life was perfect ... at least it was for me. Would give almost anything to go back there to live right now.

That thought has crossed my mind for a movie.

I'd go to 1937 and get people high.

Yeah? Please tell me more about how it is to have pain in the dick for over two decades! I'm listening ... Penistard my ass

Go back to the year the iPad 1 was released with my iPad 2

No. Not a penis thread here,

I would also go back and see Genesis on sept 21 1982 in Dallas Texas. Life changing show for me.

Seems the 80's will be filled with us GLPer's, lol. Maybe that's why it was such a cool time.

I know I wouldn't go back in time...that could fuck current shit up even worse! Everything in this universe is so tied together...it would take no more than saying "hi" to the wrong person and boom a runaway paradox would assrape all of us into oblivion!

I'd be a tad too worried to go into the future and see the toxicity levels (I would imagine) beyond recovery with GMO's, radioactive fallout from all of the earthquakes causing nuke plants to overheat and melt down, solar doom! I have kids, to see a world like that would would just traumatize me.

Nah...I'm fine where I'm at. Besides we are at the precipice of something without words! This world is about to either wake the fuck up, or go down in a blaze of glory. Glad to be here to be able to see that.

Hey man...you asked!

Oraibi, Az 600 years before the Spanish showed up. 600 years of peace without much crime to speak of. Relatively few famines, plentiful clean water. Spiritual living and harmony with the Earth at its finest. My great great great great grandchildren would have a safe future to look forward to.

I would go back to 1999 ...it was the best year of my life .

The past for sure. Probably the 1930s and 40s {my favorite era}when Radio was king and they still made great movies. Add swing music,the big bands,the fashion and style of the time and you've really got something to behold.. It must have been wonderful. I was born around 10+years too late to experience it first hand. I wouldn't change anything though. I think everything has it's purpose so best not to change even painful events.

Old West.