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The dailyness of life is reality..

 
Mally
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12/10/2012 06:26 PM
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The dailyness of life is reality..
Not grandiose, but succinct.
ShenYang
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12/10/2012 06:33 PM
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Re: The dailyness of life is reality..
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
Anonymous Coward
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12/10/2012 06:42 PM
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Re: The dailyness of life is reality..
...just wipe out then is whats real.
Anonymous Coward
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12/10/2012 06:44 PM
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Re: The dailyness of life is reality..
Is what is real.

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